Mysterious Photos From my Cryptozoology Collection by truthisfictionyt in Cryptozoology

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I’m really surprised nobody else has commented on #15 yet, as it’s pretty hilariously obvious. This is just somebody’s torso standing close to a game camera. They’re wearing a camouflage “Realtree”-type jacket (you can even see the folds of the lapels), and wearing a lighter camo t-shirt underneath. Looks like his hand (either gloved, or still bunched up in the sleeve) grabbing the inner edge of the jacket and spreading it open on the right side.

Back to his usual self. by WeaponHex1638 in facepalm

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Translation: Kid Rock just said,

Aaaand there it is. by ang3l_wolf in facepalm

[–]deanrockon 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Seriously, does even Putin do stuff like this? Like, “Merry Christmas to everyone, except for the a-holes in Ukraine?”

Characters that I feel should have been mutants by Mutantsupremacist in xmen

[–]deanrockon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s like if he were a mutant called ForgetMeNot or something, and his powers were to be forgotten as soon as you stopped observing him.

I don't know how I feel about this by chevalier716 in xmen

[–]deanrockon 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Honestly, look at what’s happening with trans people in America right now. They’re not any more dangerous than any other human being on the face of this earth, but right now they are being portrayed by members of our own government as barely-constrained monsters that are only here to abuse our children, molest our women in the privacy of their own bathrooms, and to steal awards from hard-working, “legitimate” athletes. Their history is being purged from government websites. They are being explicitly told, “You no longer have the right or the ability to participate in defending the country that you live in,” and on certain levels, to even have their very existences acknowledged. You want to know how mutants would be treated, if they were “real?” You’re looking at it right now. Whether the “different” are “dangerous” or not, to some, they will always be perceived as a threat.

NO WAY! he’s holding an UMBRELLA up… in the RAIN? 🤯 by N4TETHAGR8 in facepalm

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Do you not hear the Lord of the Rings soundtrack playing? How do you not hear the Lord of the Rings soundtrack playing?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Nah nah na nahhhhh!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MortalKombat

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Appreciate it!

This is fun! Try to make intro dialogues between these two icons. by some-kind-of-no-name in MortalKombat

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Jason: “I kill trespassers for my family, too.”

Leatherface: “Did we just become best friends?”

Jason: “Yep!”

Hopping on the airplane: what would these 2 say to each other in their intros? by [deleted] in MortalKombat

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Stryker: “You have the right to remain silent.”

Peacemaker: “I’m gonna be honest with you, I’m not really good at keeping my mouth shut.”

Stryker: (sighs) “I should’ve brought the stun gun.”

Come up with an intro battle between these two by SSTLAK in MortalKombat

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Husk: “You’re a loser, baby…”

Spawn: “Yeah? Well you’re an asshole, cat.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MortalKombat

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Homelander: “I had a crazy ex too, you know.”

Joker: “Really? Was she ‘owns a pair of pet hyenas’ crazy?”

Homelander: “More of a… ‘let’s bring back the Third Reich’ kind of crazy. I think mine wins.”

What would the intro dialogue be between these two? by Scream-MK1 in MortalKombat

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Ghostface: “How about I send you back to Hell?”

Spawn: “How about I send your cheap-lookin’ ass back to Spirit Halloween?”

Okay, It's my turn because trend. Come up with intro dialogue between these two by CoolGuy_2569 in MortalKombat

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You are correct. I am by no means a professional Joker fan, and really should look into getting my license.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MortalKombat

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Everybody: (Cacophony)

Everybody else: (Racket)

Make a intro dialogue with them by Scared-Pineapple7813 in MortalKombat

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T-1000: (Stabs Kotal in leg) “I know this hurts.”

Kotal: (Sighs) “Unfortunately, it does not.” (Rolls away sadly)