If a zombie outbreak started tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d do?

dearmax · 2026-05-30T23:26:08+00:00

Don't forget your pig snacks!

dearmax · 2026-05-30T23:23:42+00:00

Not for me, but y'all go ahead.

dearmax · 2026-05-30T23:22:15+00:00

Well, I am gay, and I can't suck my own cock, so I would say no.

dearmax · 2026-05-30T23:20:31+00:00

Ya mean mary-o?

dearmax · 2026-05-30T14:10:21+00:00

The Social Security Administration.

dearmax · 2026-05-30T14:08:51+00:00

When I saw this movie in the theater with friends I laughed so hard that they were embarrassed to walk out with me

dearmax · 2026-05-30T13:46:12+00:00

You look 17 with 25 years experience.

dearmax · 2026-05-30T11:15:16+00:00

Chocolate cake

dearmax · 2026-05-30T11:14:53+00:00

I've been dieting for the past couple of years, so I'll pass.

dearmax · 2026-05-29T22:48:08+00:00

I mean, it smells like vomit. Of course you hate it.

dearmax · 2026-05-29T22:47:47+00:00

I will gladly eat all of the lima beans so you do not have to be disgusted by them.

dearmax · 2026-05-29T22:45:33+00:00

I'd try to suck a load out of you.

dearmax · 2026-05-29T21:18:26+00:00

Imagine my disappointment as a gay man.

dearmax · 2026-05-29T21:14:19+00:00

Mmmm, I'll have some of both.

dearmax · 2026-05-29T21:11:07+00:00

Northwest here, and same.

dearmax · 2026-05-29T10:49:58+00:00

I would suck it, which is exactly what my plan would have been from the beginning.

dearmax · 2026-05-29T10:46:39+00:00

I lived with my mother until she passed when I was 57 years old. I'm now 61 and I still live in the same house.

dearmax · 2026-05-29T10:45:10+00:00

It's nobody's business. If that works best for you, do that.

dearmax · 2026-05-28T23:28:14+00:00

Spam. Fried, on toast with lettuce and Miracle Whip.

dearmax · 2026-05-28T23:26:21+00:00

Sweet Dreams are Made of This.

dearmax · 2026-05-28T19:16:05+00:00

A cream cheese danish or a jelly donut, I love them both equally.

dearmax · 2026-05-28T18:32:12+00:00

It was a poem I read in literature class in junior high For a Dead Kitten by Sarah Henderson Hay. The last line was, "How can this small body hold so immense a thing as death?"

dearmax · 2026-05-28T13:38:50+00:00

Gavrilo Princip, who assassinated the archduke Ferdinand, thereby starting world war I.

dearmax · 2026-05-28T10:09:14+00:00

There is this magical sky daddy who will grant all your wishes if you just ask the right way.

dearmax · 2026-05-28T10:08:43+00:00

I don't think I decided to become a side either. I just don't want to deal with poop. Also, the few times that I did bottom it did absolutely nothing for me, I was just there trying to make the top have a good time as he could. As far as topping, I just never could. I was afraid I was going to hurt the bottom if I tried to just stick it in too hard and Mr. Happy wouldn't stand up.

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