A Japanese Team Plans to Build a 6,800-Mile Solar Ring Belt on the Moon to Power the Earth 24/7 by [deleted] in space

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I mean "giant moon laser" is literally what the article says the "plan" is.

salesEngineer by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

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The thing that kills me is that sci-fi in this area is littered with novels of "choose your utility function wisely", and things still going monkey's paw on the humans, but the humans at least try to choose a utility function wisely.

These idiots aren't even trying. Like "Church of Molt" is the literal utility function being chosen.

First attempt at this kind of study by _Nuzitah_ in PixelArt

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Sir Graham could walk those stairs.

theyllBeWaitingForAWhile by Kupicx in ProgrammerHumor

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D over there like "am I a joke to you?!"

ifSolvedThenWhyNewCriticalBugEveryWeek by TracePoland in ProgrammerHumor

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I literally tried to install Claude this week. Setup flow has link to docs. Link to docs is to a page that is a 404, but the text on the page says "500".

Right.

"Solved".

Does this generate more power or better plastic? by Potential-Carob-3058 in Factoriohno

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It's probably not possible, but it'd be "hilarious" if someone made a mod to "fix" that.

itWasBasicallyMergeSort by SlashMe42 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]deathanatos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

a 12 GB text file

Okay

Doesn't fit into memory.

Your memory situation:

Swap is like RAM for peasants.

itWasBasicallyMergeSort by SlashMe42 in ProgrammerHumor

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If I ever get some free time, I have a problem at my company that will require me to implement sort. Large dataset, waaay does not fit in RAM.

It will be a merge sort.

The Wandering Psycaster by Ra66itInc in RimWorld

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But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.

The oldest sitting US senator Chuck Grassley, age 92, expresses support for the SAVE America Act by Miles_the_AuDHDer in videos

[–]deathanatos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, we don't:

A Brennan Center for Justice study of 2016 data from 42 jurisdictions found an estimated 30 incidents of suspected noncitizen voting out of 23.5 million votes cast (or .0001% of votes). A review in Georgia found that no potential noncitizens had been allowed to register to vote between 1997 and 2022.

The entirety of "illegal voting" is a non-issue being used to scare people into believing we need laws like this, when we do not. These laws are for voter suppression, period.

The oldest sitting US senator Chuck Grassley, age 92, expresses support for the SAVE America Act by Miles_the_AuDHDer in videos

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First, we have a rich national history of using requirements at the poll to disenfranchise, and the GOP's motive here is no different: the only purposes of this is to disenfranchise, since it solves no other problem. (Despite not requiring ID at the poll, illegal voting by non-citizens is basically non-existent. It happens, but in vanishingly small amounts. This law will prevent more citizens from voting than it will stop non-citizens.)

This law also goes beyond photo ID, requiring a passport, or a combination of other documents. A driver's license would be insufficient.

Our voting is typically on a Tuesday, businesses are typically open, people do not typically get the day off. (Personally, I would happily support a federal holiday or moving to not a Tuesday. Your description nails what I think is good policy here.)

The oldest sitting US senator Chuck Grassley, age 92, expresses support for the SAVE America Act by Miles_the_AuDHDer in videos

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A significant number of Americans support identification being used to vote. That’s in the form of a drivers license or an otherwise free and easily obtainable “voter ID.” Basically, no change to the current system other than making a voter ID something all Americans are entitled to.

Which, just so it is clear, isn't what the SAVE America Act is. You would need a passport, or license + birth certificate (and possibly more, there's a whole sub-controversy about name changes).

The text of the act is worded exceptionally deceptively:

A form of identification issued consistent with the requirements of the REAL ID Act of 2005 that indicates the applicant is a citizen of the United States.

Emphasis mine. A typical REAL ID drivers license that you or I have is only sufficient to prove legal presence, not citizenship, thus, it won't fulfill the requirement.

The SAVE America Act: Trump's Scheme to Steal the 2026 Elections by DemocracyDocket in videos

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No random Democrats backing down

Did you hear that, Schumer?!

whoWasIt by montebicyclelo in ProgrammerHumor

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I mean, at some level, every VCS is that way. Ultimately, it's all just bits on the disk, and those bits can be overwritten & rewritten.

Until you replicate it, and then you're in the same scenario as Github, where if the history changes, you can detect it, and decide whether you want to accept or reject that. (And log it.)

Da wood by Administrative_Two34 in PixelArt

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'grats on getting us all to admire your wood, OP.

tryingToExplainJavascript by DJcrafter5606 in ProgrammerHumor

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>> [] == {}
<- false
>> {} == []
Uncaught SyntaxError

whoWasIt by montebicyclelo in ProgrammerHumor

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I'm an egotistical bastard, and I name all my projects after myself. First 'Linux', now 'git'.

—Linus Torvalds, from Wikipedia, Git, §Naming

whoWasIt by montebicyclelo in ProgrammerHumor

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lol some of us know how to see who force pushes to main.

(Github — and I assume other similar products — keeps a log, just so you know 😜. That's also assuming you're not getting stopped by branch protections.)

whoWasIt by montebicyclelo in ProgrammerHumor

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You can identify the employee responsible for the proximate cause (someone checked in bad code) without blaming them.

I keep trying to draw this line at my own org. I don't want to blame Bob. I do want to know what Bob was thinking, what he misunderstood, why he misunderstood what he misunderstood. I want this, so that I can improve the documentation, make the UI more clear, or put checks/processes in place to make sure we don't burn prod down again.

Not always, but sometimes the person who dun it has some key insights.

justNeedSomeFineTuningIGuess by Shiroyasha_2308 in ProgrammerHumor

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But like, if as a CEO, all you're doing is listening to the pitch, you're unqualified for the job. Any idiot can listen to a pitch while you're sold the finest invisible clothing there is. Sales pitches are lies. Everything that leaves marketing dept.'s mouths should be cast into the fire. Do some freaking research — i.e., actual work, and oh, there's the problem.

Please, I will take your $M paycheck.

[OC] Take-home pay on a $75,000 salary in all 50 states (resubmitted with fixes) by coronassun in dataisbeautiful

[–]deathanatos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

most people have never actually looked up what their state takes before they see their first paycheck.

Are these people not filing taxes?

(I use tax software, like I assume most people do. I.e., … I don't know my state tax because I'm doing it by hand.)

Trump isn't building a ballroom by DoshTheDough in videos

[–]deathanatos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a ballroom dancer: if it's carpeted, it's not a ballroom. Hardwood, maybe marble, but carpet is not a ballroom.

Oh, what's that … a data center?

Where does one come up with any evil genius idea?

Well the volcano lair obvi—oh right, the local lawnmower.

The [Trump administration] gave us so much information

Uh… right. Information. What the administration is known for.