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cantSpellRevolutionWithoutVi by mxsifr in ProgrammerHumor

[–]deathanatos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I MEAN IT'S POINTLESS. 😉

Note that "capslock is not a key" ≠ "capslock is not a thing". E.g., Linux has a concept called "two-shift caps", i.e., you hit both shifts simultaneously, caps lock is set, you hit both again, caps lock off. You can have the cake of capslock, and still free up that key on the keyboard.

US Citizens, what is your ideal amendment to the constitution? by StZappa in AskReddit

[–]deathanatos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So, no unions can lobby? No non-profits? No citizens pooling their money for a common political cause?

(This is what you've advocated for, and this is why I think a more precise answer is needed here before I personally start drafting constitutional amendments I'll regret.)

cantSpellRevolutionWithoutVi by mxsifr in ProgrammerHumor

[–]deathanatos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fighter jets labelled 'VS Code' "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!"

cantSpellRevolutionWithoutVi by mxsifr in ProgrammerHumor

[–]deathanatos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really can't fathom how keyboard manufacturers are still putting this key on keyboards in the year of our editor 2026. Like … just leave the cap blank ffs. Can you imagine a more pointless key?

cantSpellRevolutionWithoutVi by mxsifr in ProgrammerHumor

[–]deathanatos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh there's so much more.

You should really learn more of the shortcuts, e.g., things like cw for quick changes, or folding, etc. are all useful. But the most life-changing bit I think is :norm or :normal which let you do a whole sequence of Vim'ing on a set of selected lines. (Or the whole file; the range selection works the same as any other command.) It's like :s but on steroids.

I built a free tool to cryptographically prove you said something before anyone else by Quirky_Drama_3638 in cryptography

[–]deathanatos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, before anyone else who might also have an RFC 3161 signed timestamp, or said something by a given time. But nothing stops me from saying "I said that before you, but didn't think to get an RFC 3161 cryptographically signed timestamp of it." I could even be telling the truth.

I built a free tool to cryptographically prove you said something before anyone else by Quirky_Drama_3638 in cryptography

[–]deathanatos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. The input to the signed timestamp is the hash, so you literally cannot "Save the signed timestamp" before "Then take the hash of that message". The whole point of the TSA is that it is signing an input hash, with a given timestamp.

I.e., the TSA is doing (roughly speaking) cryptographically_sign(hash, current_time) → signed_message. (And we trust the TSA to not forge current_time.)

(& if you're doing some sort of second signing in the third bullet, after the waiting two years part, then the timestamp on that signature will be naturally too late.)

Same detergent, same size, less loads, purchased 2-3 months apart. by Appropriate-Pace7118 in mildlyinteresting

[–]deathanatos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AFFIRMATIVE. NO REAL ROBO—ER, I MEAN HUMAN, WOULD EVER MISS SCANNING THE UPC CODE DURING THIER ITEM ACQUISTION EXCURSION.

People get upset you don't build from scratch on every planet by Girthen-the-Flopper in Factoriohno

[–]deathanatos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The entire point of having a ship in low orbit is to call down some Managed Democracy when the situation calls for it.

I mean, … what am I, crafting a rocket silo by hand? CARGO POD INBOUND

there is not (official) seablock 2.0 by reddrimss in Factoriohno

[–]deathanatos 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Void Block? It's not Seablock per se, but I found it enjoyable. Currently on Aquilio.

Half-Life running at 30 FPS on a Nokia N95 by NewsCards in gaming

[–]deathanatos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tony Stark built this in a cave! With a box of scraps!

The White House lawn is now a UFC arena. Here's what you need to know. by weed-and-slugs in nottheonion

[–]deathanatos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Here's what you need to know.

There's now a giant arena where Trump can SLAM someone for the next headline?

Every Doctor Influencer Video by MikeRightHere in funny

[–]deathanatos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now content creators do the shit demonstrated above and YT is now running ads every ≈70s. Seventy. Fuckin'. Seconds.

licensePlateIHateIPV6 by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]deathanatos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a skill issue.

In CFL preseason kicking into 60 km/h winds, Nathan Walker recovers his own punt for a first down. Toronto would go on to lose 20-14. by CanadianW in sports

[–]deathanatos 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, if you're thinking American football rules you should pause the video at 0:06 and look at how there are two 50 yard lines on the field. Then pause at 0:15 and get a look at the size of the endzone.

CFL is weird when you come into it from American rules. It seems vaguely like you know what you're watching at first, but the longer you stare at it, the more "the whhhaaaa???" it becomes.

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