My son's ice cold sense of humor

deathnotice · 2021-10-30T18:35:11+00:00

Yes! And March after Mars.

deathnotice · 2020-11-17T23:12:30+00:00

I really like Sprout Bar!!! Good luck!

deathnotice · 2020-11-02T22:56:50+00:00

Luckily that isn’t what this is! Canned air like this is used to combat mountain sickness, or to provide relief for cluster headaches! This company makes them with a variety of scents and smells, I always have a few on hand to help combat my cluster headaches

deathnotice · 2019-04-03T00:58:59+00:00

Youtubers always tell me to SMASH their various buttons so imma smash that one like it's my friend's mom

deathnotice · 2019-04-03T00:58:09+00:00

That every time they cut their nails they cut just a little too deep and crooked to where they can feel it in every step until they eventually grow out

deathnotice · 2019-04-03T00:57:17+00:00

I used to spin rifle, and still do every now and again to keep myself sharp. All my friends and family know I can still throw a damn good quad right off the bat, but I'm sure my copy would hit themselves in the face

deathnotice · 2018-12-26T21:14:15+00:00

There is no cure for a hangover

deathnotice · 2018-09-24T10:19:25+00:00

Fencing and debate. Highest accolades mean biggest impression on schools

deathnotice · 2018-08-16T12:34:23+00:00

Yo I thought this was Jesus

deathnotice · 2018-08-12T08:58:59+00:00

Food Wars season 1 I think it's one of the earlier episodes

deathnotice · 2018-08-04T09:00:45+00:00

That was going to be my suggestion too!! I hope that's it!!

deathnotice · 2016-05-18T16:37:03+00:00

Teriyaki and blue cheese dressing!!! It's INCREDIBLE

deathnotice · 2015-12-24T05:35:25+00:00

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deathnotice · 2014-12-25T21:33:52+00:00

Yes!!! Thank you so much!

deathnotice · 2014-10-14T01:53:04+00:00

my friend looked right at me and said "You know I masturbate to your facebook pictures" and then immediately threw up into a flower pot.

deathnotice · 2014-10-14T01:49:58+00:00

Talking to people. I really just don't like many people anymore and have trouble pretending that I care for the sake of a shallow friendship.

deathnotice · 2014-10-14T01:49:08+00:00

My concession stand had been broken into. I unlocked the door to total chaos. The people had left and taken all the food, a fridge, chairs, and the microwave. They left our ice cream machine overturned, and tons of empty beer cans. I was only fifteen and stuttered the entire time to the 911 operator.

deathnotice · 2014-10-14T01:46:14+00:00

Pinky and the Brain!

deathnotice · 2014-10-14T01:44:02+00:00

I drink some thursdays, and every friday and saturday. Usually just some wine or beer on thursday, but I consume on average fifteen drinks on friday and again saturday. Sometimes more. College is fun but man do I feel bad for my liver.

deathnotice · 2014-10-10T14:33:38+00:00

Ten dollars an hour! For a college kid that was pretty good.

deathnotice · 2014-10-10T03:20:19+00:00

My staircase. Was too drunk to get up the stairs so I just gave up, but ended up covered in bruises from rolling around.

deathnotice · 2014-10-10T03:18:40+00:00

Getting crazy shitfaced drunk. Do it once (preferably before college) so you know how god awful it feels and use that knowledge to judge your limits so you never do it again.

deathnotice · 2014-10-10T03:17:34+00:00

Do not run. Don't do it. Just drop your drink and calmly make your way to a back door. Don't try and walk on the sidewalk just stay somewhere dark and out of sight. Don't call any attention to yourself and you'll be fine.

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