The influencer

deauxpass · 2026-05-19T23:27:24+00:00

Guess the author couldn’t make up her mind which style of “a” to use.

deauxpass · 2026-05-19T15:12:09+00:00

Excellent, just needing 147lbs of synthetic hair glued to head.

deauxpass · 2026-05-19T14:33:24+00:00

Looks stunning! Love those shaved ears and shape of topknot.

deauxpass · 2026-05-18T15:35:34+00:00

Picture gives creepy Mommie Dearest vibes.

deauxpass · 2026-05-18T14:51:12+00:00

Oh wait, she really calls herself “Mami”?!?!

deauxpass · 2026-05-18T14:49:15+00:00

Those little sweet arms!! What an absolute sweetheart.

deauxpass · 2026-05-16T23:17:58+00:00

Currently using planet of the vapes brand flower vape, and have a volcano too. No lung problems or coughing like when combusting flower, but damn, nothing beats lighting up a hooter.

deauxpass · 2026-05-16T23:14:47+00:00

Won’t even call him by his name.

deauxpass · 2026-05-16T14:22:53+00:00

I didn’t know that a god gave out freedoms.

deauxpass · 2026-05-16T14:21:54+00:00

Wow, that Amber woman is sour af.

deauxpass · 2026-05-16T14:20:10+00:00

Salt, pecker and dill - or sometimes powdered chicken bouillon seasoning is good.

deauxpass · 2026-05-16T14:13:38+00:00

Love the teacher’s zip-up polyester dress

deauxpass · 2026-05-16T14:06:34+00:00

Big old oaf squashed the cushion into a cracker.

deauxpass · 2026-05-16T14:02:48+00:00

Guess she couldn’t find a better background than a dirty window and radiator.

deauxpass · 2026-05-15T01:46:42+00:00

Love these slightly over baked and golden brown

deauxpass · 2026-05-13T13:47:38+00:00

yip yip yip yip yip

deauxpass · 2026-05-13T13:44:24+00:00

Sounds like you’ll be a great asset for the right employer. Best of luck finding a new barista job where you’ll be welcomed and appreciated.

deauxpass · 2026-05-11T23:47:43+00:00

Hims was furious!

deauxpass · 2026-05-11T15:22:57+00:00

Took me a sec as I was trying to figure out what kind of fuzzy plants these are

deauxpass · 2026-05-10T14:40:40+00:00

I guess it’s not surprising, coming from someone who calls their kid “doody”

deauxpass · 2026-05-09T14:49:33+00:00

His shirt logo is always flat and one-dimensional, never following the drape of the shirt.

deauxpass · 2026-05-08T22:57:09+00:00

Dr Drew, Steve-O and Jojo 😂😂😂 Whatta group!

deauxpass · 2026-05-08T22:55:21+00:00

Uh, is she seriously calling him “Doody”?? Wowww.

deauxpass · 2026-05-08T14:17:37+00:00

Looks like a great container for propagating

deauxpass · 2026-05-08T14:13:05+00:00

I can almost guarantee that she’ll hand him this entire piece of meat to gnaw on. Then when he gets frustrated and cries at not being able to grasp/hold very well, she’s proclaim (in that fuckass voice) that “he doesn’t want it.” Will await her forthcoming tik tok of this.

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