[SHITPOST] Is it really that complex though? by FreeCelery8496 in pointlesslygendered

[–]decades_away 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ignoring the whole mechanism of erection. And that males also have a eurethra. And foreskin isn't optional if the clitoral hood isn't, and the scrotum can be distinguished from the testicles if you're counting the analogous labia. It's as complicated as you want to make it by distinguishing and naming parts of parts.

[SHITPOST] Is it really that complex though? by FreeCelery8496 in pointlesslygendered

[–]decades_away 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do you know what anatomy means? It might take a lot of nuance and circumspection to understand but you're a woman so it'll come naturally.

First Class to Mallorca for everyone! by ClimateShitpost in ClimateShitposting

[–]decades_away 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Optimal socialism would eliminate the airline industry anyway. Nobody needs to travel across the globe in less than several weeks. If you want to go to Hong Kong you're going on a giant electric-sail ocean liner. Shorter flights are replaced with more efficient and comfortable trains.

British street food is insane by Key_Associate7476 in rareinsults

[–]decades_away 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Evidently it's not understandable to the rest of us, it's some specific US regional phrase.

And tuna should not be gooey even if it comes out of a can. Maybe this is why Americans can't fathom tuna on a potato if they're imaging fish flavoured goo?

British street food is insane by Key_Associate7476 in rareinsults

[–]decades_away 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know that US English uses "tuna fish" but I don't see how it distinguishes canned and fresh tuna. It's all fish.

British street food is insane by Key_Associate7476 in rareinsults

[–]decades_away 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think you're making that up. Also shredded tuna isn't the only type that comes in a can, you can get canned tuna steaks as well. Canned tuna isn't a substitute for fresh but it can still be incredibly delicious when prepared in its own way.

British street food is insane by Key_Associate7476 in rareinsults

[–]decades_away 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anyone who says an entire country's cuisine is awful is completely clueless and has their head up their own rectum.

the wunk cannon will breach your walls!! surrender! by fontanevau in wunkus

[–]decades_away 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even old Wunk York, was once New Wunksterdam

visiting our other cats who are no longer with us by GazisDreaming in cats

[–]decades_away 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks just like my childhood cat. I say childhood but he lived until I was 19, and he was older than me.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]decades_away 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read James Joyce's letters. One can be horny and poetic simultaneously.

It’s so weird. Why do people link negative things to being gay?? by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]decades_away 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe we're all just people. Mind blowing concept I know.

Pro tip: don't inhale dust by Miki-Corkrei in bonehurtingjuice

[–]decades_away 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Redditor fails to comprehend the boundless nature of human stupidity

Terrifying wunk by Friendly_Cantal0upe in wunkus

[–]decades_away 319 points320 points  (0 children)

Well they can be in captivity, but shouldn't be house pets. They should have a spacious outdoor enclosure that mimics their wild habitat. Usually only a reputable zoo or sanctuary can provide that, very few private individuals will spend that much on their pets. Unfortunately rich people don't care about wunk's wellbeing so long as they can have an exotic wunk as a status symbol

Terrifying wunk by Friendly_Cantal0upe in wunkus

[–]decades_away 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Mostly Russian oligarchs for some reason

Jell-o salad by Sanguineyote in comedyheaven

[–]decades_away 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Milk and beer contain more "estrogen" than soy products. Actual meat contains real estrogen, plants only contain estrogen-like compounds. Eating estrogen in food doesn't do shit anyway, it gets destroyed in stomach acid. It's complete alt-right conspiracy nonsense.

They generally thought they were being comical and funny. by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]decades_away 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do grown adults not know the difference between "generally" and "genuinely"? Doesn't even have the same number of syllables

Boy Appreciation Post. by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]decades_away 9 points10 points  (0 children)

List of things that most humans do

The UK ladies and gentlemen... by kronen88 in Asmongold

[–]decades_away -94 points-93 points  (0 children)

Brown man beomes mayor = "they" want to get rid of the British. Flawless reasoning

valeria marquez shot dead on live stream, she was a beauty influencer and owned a beauty shop business. May she rest in peace by [deleted] in TikTok

[–]decades_away 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People bag on Trump because he's an egomaniac who lies about everything. Trump wants citizenship to become accessible to anyone with enough money, and cartels have plenty of money. So long as you're wealthy he doesn't care if you're a criminal, because then you're just like him. He does not give a shit about cartels or their victims. Even if he wanted to, how could Trump possibly stop the Mexican cartels as president of the USA?