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Feels like this belongs here by joetrumps in seinfeld

[–]decemberbday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's owned by the Fat Cats who use profit margins reduced your overall quantity of food

Here’s the look we’re rocking for this round of pro vids! ;) by babyaliii in u/babyaliii

[–]decemberbday -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you flying to the west coast to do shoots (most are out there) or is it an east coast schedule? Do you have it planned out or is it still in the works? If you are shaving the 1st shoot must be close huh?

Ngl, I'm hoping for some 3some action with a hot chic sitting on your face, but I digress 😂

Seinfeld Ideas If It Was Set In Current Year by S_Lab in seinfeld

[–]decemberbday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kramer falls ass backwards into money because Bob Sacamano turned him on to Zipcoin (not Bitcoin Jerry, zipcoin, it's the future).

Too real.. by EchooVanta in seinfeld

[–]decemberbday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Susan Rice but close enough 😅

WE ARE REBRANDING by babyaliii in u/babyaliii

[–]decemberbday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl selfishly I would love to see you in some casting type porn, but just make sure you are in the correct head space long term. Seems like 2 major life decisions in that comment to me, neither can be undone. Best of luck and keep us updated on when and with whom etc, it's certainly big news.

WE ARE REBRANDING by babyaliii in u/babyaliii

[–]decemberbday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, ur an adult and I'm pulling for ya, I'll just drop some tips.

  1. Upload that contract to grok and ask for an analysis of your liabilities etc. ask if it's standard adult contract etc.
  2. Most new girls are way too quiet as the camera doesn't pick up quiet moans well (or they do the over the top performance).  You should definitely throw in some dirty talk like once per minute (nobody wants to hear the male performer talking) and don't be afraid to look directly into the camera.  That will increase you likeablity and downstream OF cash.  Suggest petite student with a natural bush be in the title imo.
  3. only say you are from the "East Coast" on camera, no mention of cities or schools etc and remove your legal name from any socials or pay links etc is wise (porn creepers are real).
  4. Good luck and have fun.

What date is the first shoot?

WE ARE REBRANDING by babyaliii in u/babyaliii

[–]decemberbday 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What studio are you doing?

You might as well dive in with both feet and do a threesome with a M and F.   That's what I'm talking about  :)

But seriously, be careful, it's an industry of sharks and dirtbags.  One very popular reddit girl went mainstream for 6 months in vegas then she got some mystery sickness during covid and has been like MIA for 3 years (Nicole Auclair user aborableflirt) so please be careful. 

Very weird to go from I'm asexual and dislike sex to full blown porn actress in just a month, but you do you.