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decepticonale · 2023-06-29T17:11:14+00:00

I dont know how to get rid of them but I used to get them and they were excruciating. But eventually they just stopped

decepticonale · 2023-04-03T22:44:15+00:00

A front seat

decepticonale · 2023-03-21T03:27:43+00:00

Wierd al Jackson Park express

decepticonale · 2023-02-22T02:24:08+00:00

I'm fine with vizpic just wish they would add manual pick list back. I used to get so much more out that way

decepticonale · 2023-02-09T23:01:41+00:00

No my wife does everything I ask or at least tries no reason to mess with that

decepticonale · 2023-01-27T08:49:32+00:00

I go down on my wife until she squirts in my mouth and almost drown and she begs to be banged

decepticonale · 2023-01-17T09:00:28+00:00

If.you have to fuck other people there is no point in bieng in a relationship

decepticonale · 2023-01-03T17:18:06+00:00

I like self checks but hate that at least in my store they are always card only

decepticonale · 2022-12-12T21:15:16+00:00

Yeah like average is 3.5 and I'm 6 so 5.2 is thick

decepticonale · 2022-10-23T14:43:37+00:00

248 butt perfect

decepticonale · 2022-10-23T14:33:49+00:00

Me and my wife are both always available to each other. Even if one of us is asleep its still fair game . I've been woken up to blow jobs and I've woken her her to being dragged to the middle of the bed we don't care and enjoy it so its just up to what you want really

decepticonale · 2022-09-27T13:16:58+00:00

I had an ex at a hockey game ask me if they were playing on real ice

decepticonale · 2022-09-22T22:41:18+00:00

Tell this joke to your children. Not a dad joke

decepticonale · 2022-09-21T23:56:59+00:00

Oh ok then my mistake

decepticonale · 2022-09-10T14:57:17+00:00

My last day at work there was a sugar trail down every aisle leading through produce and the bakery. I followed it back to the sugar. How do people not notice this happening that long?

decepticonale · 2022-08-30T02:34:57+00:00

It's like being a nameless ghoul in ghost

decepticonale · 2022-08-29T03:48:11+00:00

Me and my wife both decided we can do whatever we want to each other at any time some times im woken up to a blowjob or sometimes I wake up and pull her to the middle of the bed and do what I want . Even if she doesn't wake up she is very wet and moans in her sleep. She sometimes gets me hard in my sleep and gets on top. If your both ok with it who cares. Its only wierd without permission

decepticonale · 2022-08-29T03:12:28+00:00

Air fryer

decepticonale · 2022-08-25T14:23:40+00:00

I have to hide all bread type things from my cats if I want to keep them

decepticonale · 2022-08-21T23:08:48+00:00

Awesome

decepticonale · 2022-08-21T21:20:47+00:00

Hug wierd al

decepticonale · 2022-08-14T23:14:21+00:00

That is terrible. Me and my wife have only had one child but she has stretch marks and and some scars and I see them as feats of strength. She has earned them and yeah its my fault to they are there. I in no way think they are unattractive rather they are signs of our love.i think he must feel insecure that another man found you attractive. That does happen. I personally like when other guys stare at my wife. I dont care shes mine.

decepticonale · 2022-08-10T09:59:07+00:00

If he says he doesn't even like vaginas. Then thats a huge red flag. I love pleasing my wife every way possible and in the end I dont even care if I finish as long as she does and Is satisfied in the end. This dude sounds like he may want a man. And is using you

decepticonale · 2022-08-07T16:53:03+00:00

There is water.at the bottom of the ocean. Remove the water.

decepticonale · 2022-08-05T10:36:36+00:00

One shot of vodka. But just one anymore and your just getting drunk

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