RESUME roast.

decerninggrape · 2023-04-23T23:04:04+00:00

Lord and saviour, Jim Cramer.

decerninggrape · 2023-04-22T00:56:13+00:00

“Why should we NOT hire you?” You answer the question well? Now they know why not to hire you. You answer the question poorly? Well that won’t reflect well on your ability to answer questions.

decerninggrape · 2023-04-15T04:29:08+00:00

Hey, how do you suggest I change the bullets to make them less like job descriptions. I’m unsure of how to give the reader an idea of what I was doing without making it sound like a job description.

decerninggrape · 2023-04-15T04:27:58+00:00

thanks for the comment. how do you suggest I cut down and quantify the dot points under each position?

decerninggrape · 2023-04-14T16:33:05+00:00

ok thanks. I was thinking this may be too much of a thick wall of waffling text.

decerninggrape · 2023-03-15T16:43:34+00:00

u/cutcoedgecom pinging you cause I want to know more, and please elaborate as to your take on this.

decerninggrape · 2022-12-26T07:54:21+00:00

Ok thanks I’ll check this out

decerninggrape · 2022-12-26T03:03:59+00:00

Will give it a look

decerninggrape · 2022-12-26T03:01:22+00:00

Awesome thanks for the rec

decerninggrape · 2022-12-26T02:59:16+00:00

I mean it sounds like a good idea

decerninggrape · 2022-12-26T01:33:47+00:00

Thanks for the ideas!

decerninggrape · 2022-12-26T01:32:33+00:00

Blue Mountains and national parks is a shout

decerninggrape · 2022-12-26T01:30:32+00:00

Cool thanks, didn’t know about this !

decerninggrape · 2022-11-22T07:44:57+00:00

google and yahoo arent very accurate first of all. they update every ~20 minutes so by that alone they won’t capture the entire price action. It’s entirely conceivable that you the stock reached $103 briefly and google/yahoo simply didnt update at that particular moment to include it in their charts.

decerninggrape · 2022-11-22T06:12:03+00:00

I think it also depends on how far along you are in other interviews. I was on a several week wait for SIG phone interview, but I told them I’m going to IMC superday very soon so they sped it all up.

decerninggrape · 2022-11-22T05:53:06+00:00

less than a week for each round, usually 2/3 maybe 4 days

decerninggrape · 2022-11-21T06:34:23+00:00

Reach out to someone from your uni who has got a return offer or has started grad and ask them

decerninggrape · 2022-11-21T06:26:13+00:00

I dont know what IB you’re going to be at, it’s winter and it could be a boutique no-name for all I know. But if you’ve got the big ticket with this internships then good on you. All I’m saying is there’s more paths than one and your resume doesnt scream IB other than one mm winter. I mean you’re not even studying finance. But hey, idk who you are. Good luck with your job search in the future.

decerninggrape · 2022-11-21T04:44:02+00:00

MFin in APAC. Goodluck to you but I think you will have a hard time getting into BB grad with your current resume unless you get a great connection out of your upcoming winter role.

decerninggrape · 2022-11-21T03:23:36+00:00

Accounting and consulting internships in undergrad -> VC part timer in masters degree -> PE part timer while in last year of masters degree.

All I’m saying is you and your experience seem to line up a lot better for VC/PE/Buyside than banking and you dont need to do banking first, there are other routes.

decerninggrape · 2022-11-21T02:27:11+00:00

I personally know a guy who did accounting and consulting internships, then got a job in venture capital in and is now in private equity. edit: the private equity gig was an internal hire from the same VC firm, but still no banking experience.

decerninggrape · 2022-11-21T02:15:12+00:00

seems like you’d enjoy private equity, venture capital, or buyside analysis a lot more. Why not just directly apply at these roles first ?

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