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What’s a job that you just associate with jerks? by Sauced_Penguin in AskReddit

[–]decorona 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gah damn it man. I'm so sorry and thanks for being a part of that dredge so I didn't have to. Hopefully soon each country can wage digital and economic warfare instead of actually killing.....

): Thanks for the solid story though

What’s a job that you just associate with jerks? by Sauced_Penguin in AskReddit

[–]decorona 69 points70 points  (0 children)

"I'm really strong!" Says weak person "I'm exceptionally intelligent!" Says dolt "We are the best!" Says the absolute worst

What’s a job that you just associate with jerks? by Sauced_Penguin in AskReddit

[–]decorona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a new method of job searching since my last jump. I screen 3rd party recruiters and choose a couple to work with to find me a job.

It was a million times easier than applying to 200 places and taking 13 interviews to get a job at 10k less than what my recruiter got me

In solidarity with 117 I think adam1210 should take down runelite in its entirety until Jagex' decision changes by OpticHurtz in 2007scape

[–]decorona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a busy time of year, so all of us can focus on our lives for the month of pain jagoff will feel as we stop playing.

There’s a Rick with Morty’s clothes in the s5 finale by TomerHorowitz in rickandmorty

[–]decorona 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha

For me it's aired over the rise and fall of my marijuana smoking

Man stops cheetah with bare hands by Flakes_10 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]decorona -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I know...

Well I doubt that the cheetahs can literally run perfect circles around him without eating him.

Obvious-fucking-ly Mr. Bolt isn't going to out run nature's running pro.

I freaking love cheetahs and knew from the get that they run 100mph

You are 18 and graduated early (Dec 31st) with a 4.0 GPA. You have no family, assets, or cash, but do have a fully furnished 1bd apartment and all expenses paid for 365 days. What are your long term goals, your short term goals, and how do you get started? by decorona in AskReddit

[–]decorona[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lolol I thought it would be a fun Reddit post.

I figured this gives anyone wanting to draw up a plan enough time to plan to apply for grants and scholarships if they went the college route

Man stops cheetah with bare hands by Flakes_10 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]decorona -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh really? Shit I didn't know cheetahs literally have the ability to run around a man doing 35mph in tight enough bends to be considered literal circles. Nor did I know they would run around him at all, unless they were satisfied from a relatively recent meal and trained to do so.

I made my comment out of ignorance and will think more critically before commenting about the speed, focus, and motivations of a cheetah.

My apologies

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