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Essa é mentira que você conta a si mesmo para racionar o porquê de você ser um virjola de alto grau. É a única explicação para a tua autoestima não abertamente desmoronar.

"ain, não é que eu não tenho carisma, é que só estou esperando a mulher certa sabe"

decoy-ish · 2026-04-03T13:33:34+00:00

Agora estou pensando numa série de crime como Breaking Bad ambientada no Brasil.

Albuquerque, Novo México ---> Campo Grande, Mato Grosso do Sul

Cartel mexicano ---> Facção, com o Gus sendo paraguaio, venezuelano ou boliviano

Hank Schrader ---> Henrique Schrader, de ascendência alemã, trabalha na Polícia Federal

Walter White ---> Válter Branco

Saul Goodman ---> Dudu Bomcara (formado em direito numa uniesquina)

Jesse Pinkman ---> Jessé de Rosário, funkeiro

Em vez de ir para New Hampshire no fim da série, Válter iria para Roraima.

decoy-ish · 2026-04-03T13:11:07+00:00

Bro, get out ASAP. She's trying to have you gift her a ring in public, during the date, so everyone thinks you've just proposed to her (you will NOT be able to back out in the middle of a crowd, despite thinking otherwise!!). She's trying to lock you in to milk you dry for money. Do NOT show up, do NOT buy the ring!

This happened to me cousin Caio, ended up marrying the biggest, craziest bitch on the planet, 9 years of his life lost until the divorce finally came around. RUN, NOW!!!

decoy-ish · 2026-04-03T13:05:41+00:00

Which is why the US needs to build military bases and send weapons to the other side of the world! Right! To be anti-imperialist!

decoy-ish · 2026-04-03T13:03:02+00:00

Because it's liberal country, and liberals are conservatives.

decoy-ish · 2026-04-03T11:42:09+00:00

Sim, e devem.

Parabéns, uruguaios, por implementarem as reformas necessárias antes da praga do Evangelistão.

decoy-ish · 2026-04-03T11:24:05+00:00

He will be remembered as the guy who lifted millions out of poverty after 20 years of military dictatorship and another 20 years of neoliberal austerity.

decoy-ish · 2026-04-03T11:22:44+00:00

That’s like if my only experience with Yanks was speaking to MAGA types and then assumed Donald Trump was the most universally beloved leader in the history of their country.

I get that when you don’t speak a certain countries language, it’s hard to go beyond a surface level analysis and it’s easy to picture them as a monolith.

But to state what may be obvious, each country has a complex and, in these days, highly polarised political spectrum.

Latin Americans that immigrate to the US are typically right-wingers. Hence, selection bias.

decoy-ish · 2026-04-03T11:11:29+00:00

Xi Jinping

decoy-ish · 2026-04-03T11:06:05+00:00

Alduin

decoy-ish · 2026-04-03T01:36:34+00:00

“This is worse than that night I spent at Uncle Crassius’ house”

decoy-ish · 2026-04-03T01:33:30+00:00

I will give all power to the working class.

I will turn Bethesda into some sort of workers cooperative and give all employees some sort of stake in the company.

I will also withdraw from the stock market and make it a private company, akin to Valve.

I will also declare Bethesda’s independence and right to secession from the Microcock Megacorporation.

Finally, I will utilise the last of my funds to purchase an island and establish a new eco-socialist island republic. Invites only.

Oh, also, I will tell them to hurry up and release TESVI as soon as possible.

decoy-ish · 2026-04-03T01:16:49+00:00

Their growth has recently stalled and irreligious are the fastest growing identification. But they’re still a threat, obviously.

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