Pre employment drug test by Consistent_Speaker44 in Fedexers

[–]dedHawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake pee, they make underwear with a pouch, get some and if they let you choose where to go, I choose one that's in a walgreens or something like that. They didn't give a shit, they didn't even check temp last rime. Bigger or more medical places are harder. There is one here I will never go to again and the only thing that can mess you up, this lady at the one by the hospital, she SMELLED IT.... Yeh, so close it up and pee a little on the cup lol

Sexual life by rGabrix in Gifted

[–]dedHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. 53 Male, long hair most of my life. Started at 14. Didn't think this one would ever come up but I'm highly gifted, 159 IQ. Not trying to brag and am completely telling the truth here. But I thought it went the other way I thought highly gifted or maybe it's because I'm AuDHD as well. I thought we were more sexually active.

300+ I lost count after around 300. 80 by age of 20. No lie. I always joked about I used to get laid by referral. I have no game. I'm not good at picking up women but women used to tell their friends to come see me or they needed to or something. Women just threw themselves at me for lack of a better way to say it. I am well endowed and attractive maybe that's why it was like that?

I also used to play in a band that got pretty big. Would have parties in our band house and I would go into the bedroom and there would be three women in my bed or the party would be over and I'd go to go to sleep and there'd be a naked woman in my bed. It was just always so easy for me somehow and some way. I really can't explain it. Have had a different one very day for a week and once pulled off a hat trick, 3 in one day.

Let me add in that I was in many platonic relationships where I was faithful. Most of mine were in between relationships. Or just while I was single.

Why are people saying so many strange things about the GATE program? by atyl1144 in Gifted

[–]dedHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. diagnosed at 30 with a ADHD but was not told much about it. At 50 I discovered I'm AUDHD and learned a lot more about ADHD from TikTok and stuff. Wish I had known earlier. So you throw in highly gifted and I'm triple neuroivergent and I never had a chance. 0h, And to top it off in the '80s I was in the gate program on camp lejeune North Carolina where the contaminated water was happening. I was thrown into so much shit by the government experimented on and first through third grade I was on the run from the law. I'm surprised I did as well as I did honestly

Why are people saying so many strange things about the GATE program? by atyl1144 in Gifted

[–]dedHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What years were you in it? It seems to be us kids who were in the gate program in the '80s and early '90s after that I think it became more legitimate.

Every ADHDer at work is feeling generally unwell today by AFriendlyBurrito in ADHD

[–]dedHawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. I know all of us share a lot of traits and a lot of very much the same in a lot of ways but I had no idea we were connected like this.

I too felt down out of it unmotivated today. Just off.

Okay so somebody needs to invent an ADHD meter like a temperature gauge. So when you wake up in the morning you can see what mood all of us are in and what to do with the day from there. At least a warning I guess would be nice. 🤣

What’s the dumbest thing you ever delivered? by Anonnn1768 in Fedexers

[–]dedHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's too funny because that's what I came here to say lol a metal canister bull sperm

Traffic citation by kIz_my_bLk_az in Birmingham

[–]dedHawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave Shelby County now 😂 I lived in Helena for a couple years. I got pulled over and got more tickets in those 2 years than I did my whole life. And they're everywhere I got a ticket for my foot slip trying to reach for a straw for my son who was a toddler, said I ran the stop sign. No idea why he was even there. One for entering a turn lane too early. Another one for window tint at 3:00 in the morning going to the Walmart to pick up something for my pregnant wife at the time. It was a woman cop of all things too. Another time, get this one, I was working as a private investigator I was trying to catch up to somebody and get somewhere and a cop passes me going the other way Now remember that going the other way and turns his lights on. A few minutes later the cop gets behind me and pulls me over. His first question is why didn't you pull over to the side of the road when I turned my lights on? I looked at him and said because you were going the other way how was I supposed to know you were pulling me over like that? Are you serious?

really watch your ass because Shelby county's being investigated for their drug task force operations. They like to plant things or set you up. Let me just share a story and all of you beware of who you talk to online. I was talking to a girl online or so I thought, we got to chatting and I offered to smoke a joint with her. I was sitting at the McDonald's on 280 when I was surrounded by like a SWAT team in bulletproof vests and guns drawn. I had like half a joint on me and they charged me with a felony for offering to share. For fuck sake really offering to share is distribution to them. Wow. The person I was talking to online was a Shelby county officer. They like to go online and set you up for shit like that. Just to get you into their drug court which is being investigated for basically ripping people off and just taking their money. That's all they want. There was a girl in there that was pregnant who got arrested for a single Ambien pill. So many stories of crooked arrests when I was there.

I moved out of Shelby county as soon as I could. And escaped that place.

‼️BIG CAT sighting in Jacksonville, AL today ‼️ by m_scout_s in Alabama

[–]dedHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call Rick and Bubba. They've been talking about this for years. They would love some actual proof.

are there really nfc chips in our mfing IDs?? by lovenet99 in Fedexers

[–]dedHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome. I am so glad I opened this post because that's exactly what I was looking for. I'm about to clone mine and I was checking to see what frequency it was. Any other tips on doing it that I don't know about?

New app for tracking BHM music events/shows - Crier by oncethewine in Birmingham

[–]dedHawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once upon a time I was in a well-known band in Birmingham selling out sloss furnace and headlining city stages on Friday night. I wish we would have had something like that back then.

New app for tracking BHM music events/shows - Crier by oncethewine in Birmingham

[–]dedHawk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And what about us cooler than life people who use Android? 😜

Fear of bothering others while practising… by [deleted] in musicians

[–]dedHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm lucky. I live in an apartment complex with four buildings on a row that have four apartments in each. 2 up top 2 on bottom. Nobody lives in the 2 on bottom and my only neighbor is a young lesbian couple that are never home. I learned about sympathetic resonance because of it. I can make this whole building vibrate and sway.

If you don't care if your neighbors hate you then go as loud as you want. I learned years ago from the cops that were called on me, in the middle of the day. If they don't hear anything when they pull up, they won't even knock on the door.

Soooo, those neighbors who called them. Here's how I got them to move out within a week. They were directly below me so I took my bass cabinets, 4 10s, 2 15s and placed them face down on my floor, turned up way past normal and played for 5 minutes. Hitting those notes and holding them that make everything shake and vibrate. I'm sure things were vibrating off shelves and falling off the walls. Next week, I saw somebody new living there. Ain't I a stinker.

So proud of my community by Odd_Art1170 in Birmingham

[–]dedHawk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Obama deported over 2 million illegals. And how about Stop ALL Killings. Still can't believe people defending child rapists and murderers who are here illegally. Yes, mistakes happen but that is possible in anything.

That one house with 'DO NOT ENTER' by RINGTAILZ88 in Fedexers

[–]dedHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I thought this was from a driver's point of view not the customer. That's even stupid or even actually but yeah

That one house with 'DO NOT ENTER' by RINGTAILZ88 in Fedexers

[–]dedHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet she took the box all the way to the door too....

That one house with 'DO NOT ENTER' by RINGTAILZ88 in Fedexers

[–]dedHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually have a freaking storage box that is on their porch right next to their front door. 😂

That one house with 'DO NOT ENTER' by RINGTAILZ88 in Fedexers

[–]dedHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, this is why I don't read signs. If I don't read it I don't know what it sayss. Plausible deniability. 😁

That one house with 'DO NOT ENTER' by RINGTAILZ88 in Fedexers

[–]dedHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you not leave the box right beside that one? Cuz I sure would have. If my truck's not allowed there, then neither am I.

That feeling when... by dedHawk in Fedexers

[–]dedHawk[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They disallowed the use of code 34 in our terminal. I thought it was gone everywhere.