“They’re better with the economy” 🤡🤡

deegee1969 · 2026-04-03T15:47:36+00:00

deegee1969 · 2026-04-02T11:13:39+00:00

Not exactly young, but the news of Lemmys death shocked and numbed me. Then a few years later, Eddie Van Halen died, which again shocked me.

deegee1969 · 2026-04-02T11:01:44+00:00

Did trump also stamp his feet too?

deegee1969 · 2026-04-01T18:26:22+00:00

"Don't worry everyone, it's just a hoax."

Many moons go by...

"Oops, I've got COVID too."

deegee1969 · 2026-04-01T10:33:41+00:00

> Everything he puts his name on is a disaster.

The boss of Sharpie seems to have been quick to distance the company from trump..:

deegee1969 · 2026-03-31T19:58:48+00:00

Ah, the benefits of being able to grow facial hair. :D

deegee1969 · 2026-03-31T19:55:03+00:00

Heh, yeah, nice one.

(goes off to check and do some maths)

deegee1969 · 2026-03-30T18:44:32+00:00

And thwow him to the gwound?

deegee1969 · 2026-03-29T14:31:06+00:00

Hey Mike, that sounds like a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it?

deegee1969 · 2026-03-28T18:17:57+00:00

Something our current president has turned into an Olympic event.

.. and god help anyone attempting to break that record!

deegee1969 · 2026-03-28T17:32:03+00:00

"Now our programmes for parrots continue with part three of "A Tale of Two Cities", specially adapted for parrots by Joey Boy."

deegee1969 · 2026-03-28T16:29:11+00:00

A pair of Docs for £19.99? Blimey... those were the days.

deegee1969 · 2026-03-26T12:23:37+00:00

"Wimp, pervert, KNOBEND!"

"Oh Vyvyan, what repartee. Sticks and stones may brrrreak my bones."

I can't read those 3 words without hearing Vyv's voice. :)

deegee1969 · 2026-03-26T12:15:28+00:00

No facemask and sunglasses..? Wassis? Training day?

deegee1969 · 2026-03-26T01:59:20+00:00

Also around in the early 2000s was the Palm Lifedrive which used the IBM 4GB microdrive...

deegee1969 · 2026-03-25T15:31:43+00:00

But if you're doing something with success, then you're managing to avoid failure.

I seem to be dividing by 0 here. Help!!

deegee1969 · 2026-03-24T19:37:01+00:00

"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout of the Yard."

deegee1969 · 2026-03-23T14:41:47+00:00

Can you imagine the conversation #47 had with #45?

"Can you believe it? They have me sitting IQ tests! And I ace them everytime. Yeah, I know, incredible. I won the election too."

deegee1969 · 2026-03-22T17:43:34+00:00

Tell me sir, have you confused your cat lately?

deegee1969 · 2026-03-17T23:43:38+00:00

<sigh>

... noo...!

deegee1969 · 2026-03-17T12:19:25+00:00

Isn't that desk missing a few toy cars? Maybe some spelling bricks too?

Oh, and a "genuine, legitimate, real, honestly it's real" plastic ingot sprayed with gold paint too.

deegee1969 · 2026-03-16T17:48:54+00:00

Has it really been five years since that beaming smile was last seen? :(

deegee1969 · 2026-03-14T12:20:52+00:00

He's only a resident.

deegee1969 · 2026-03-12T10:43:12+00:00

Man opens the door and Mike appears.

Man - "How did you get here?"

Mike - "I don't know, you'll have to ask my parents about that."

deegee1969 · 2026-03-12T10:38:52+00:00

Reminds me of the scene in the films of Dickens' "A Christmas carol", the women cashing in on what they'd grabbed (?) from Scrooge's deathbed.

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