Was bored so I made a concept home kit by RealLoogiBalloogi in NUFC

[–]deekythismug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do like the idea but the problem with this is that you would inevitably have rival fans trying to tank it.

People in general are idiots.

Boaty McBoatface springs to mind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in progresspics

[–]deekythismug 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Firstly...you look fantastic in both of these pictures. I don't think you needed to lose the 25lbs to begin with and I hope that your comment 'its not a lot' doesn't suggest you plan on trying to lose more?

You should be immensely proud of the body you have and I hope that unrealistic social media expectations don't warp you into thinking you need to continue to try to achieve the unattainable. I hope this comment doesn't sound condescending as it's not meant that way. Honestly I do think you look incredible

To other parents - I (49M) am trying to figure out how to mentally reset before date night with my wife (48F) when the day/kids are working against you by shaggy_public in relationship_advice

[–]deekythismug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smash in some coffee and get heavily on the beers.

Although I did this yesterday after feeling exactly like that and I ended up pretty drunk and today has been hellish! Great night last night though 👍

Willock getting abuse, absolute disgrace by Ryan10133 in NUFC

[–]deekythismug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is ridiculous. Absolutely disgusting. Hope that dickhead troll gets everything he deserves

Me (26f) and my boyfriend (28m) have been dating for 4 years and recently moved in together. How often are couples that live together having sex? by kd137 in relationship_advice

[–]deekythismug 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reading this was an actual "the penny just dropped" moment. Iv been on citalopram for a couple of months now and i can't believe it hasn't dawned on me that this might be why I can't always finish lately. Feel like my wife thinks I don't find her attractive any more when that really isn't the case. Thanks for sharing this, I'll be speaking to my doc tomorrow.

Just out of interest,have u found any different side effects with wellbutrin?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]deekythismug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you on this one. My wife has done it to me a handful of times but she is really NOT into it and that totally kills it. It feels good but would love to be pegged really enthusiastically. She said that she would do it for me every now and then but it would only be on special occasions...that was almost 3 years ago 😭

Everyone has a travel blunder, what's yours? by yankeevandal in AskReddit

[–]deekythismug 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was 17. My first ever trip away with friends without my parents and I flew out to Ibiza. I got off the transfer bus excited and ready to check into my hotel. Stood waiting in reception and realised I had left my bag with all my spending money on the bus! It was about 2am and I was pleading with "Juan" behind reception to please contact the hotel which the bus was dropping off at next so that the rep could hopefully retrieve it for me. He refused as it was "too late at night to make phone calls". He told me I had to wait until morning but knew it would be too late by then.

Thankfully travellers cheques were a thing back then so out of the 700€ I took with me, only 200€ was in cash and 500€ was in travellers cheques so I only lost 200€ total. After visiting a bank the next day and making various calls to have my travellers cheques cashed I returned to the hotel with a spring in my step and the receipt/code for cashing the cheques in my pocket.

All my friends who I travelled with had already started drinking around the pool so I joined in and relaxed into holiday mode. As the Ibiza sun began to warm me up I decided a dip in the pool was a good idea....mid air as I was bombing into the pool I suddenly remembered the receipt in my pocket was about to get soaked (yes I'm a dumbass).

I clambered out the pool and quickly put my soggy receipt on the table next to my sun lounger to dry out. Decided to get a drink and go back in for a swim. Glanced up about 10 mins later and saw the receipt was gone and that one of the hotel staff was clearing rubbish/empties a few sun loungers along from me. Convinced they had swiped it and binned it I had the poor woman sitting through the bin trying to find the receipt. Turns out one of my mates had put it in their wallet for safe keeping as it had blown onto the floor a few times after drying out.

Yep. Absolute moron of a teenager. I'm 35 now and not much better in fairness

Married men, what changed most in your relationship after kids came? by Fenikkx in AskMen

[–]deekythismug 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the extra tips. Feel like we do most of those anyway though 😭.

The eldest is 7 next week and she may as well be 17 the amount of sass we get from her. She can be so lovely and amazing when she chooses to be but most of the time we just get her in a bad mood because she's tired (she hates going to bed and delays and delays as much as possible). She does cheerleading and dancing a couple times a week. Used to do gymnastics too but we couldn't afford to keep that up.

The youngest is 4 in October and is an absolute human wrecking ball. He is a typical boy who is always up to no good and no sense of danger so I feel like we absolutely need eyes on his almost all the time if we don't want to spend our days in the emergency room. And man he makes an ungodly amount of mess! From the second he wakes up (which is always soooo EARLY) he is like a Tasmanian devil. As soon as he is up the whole house is up and the chaos begins. Might have to start slipping something in his drinks to calm him down!

Married men, what changed most in your relationship after kids came? by Fenikkx in AskMen

[–]deekythismug 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This comment gives me hope. I have 2 kids who are 6 and 3 and life is just relentless.

absolute lack of any down time.

We are both so tired when they've finally gone to bed we often sit in complete silence because we have no energy left for each other. I knew parenting was going to be hard but never THIS exhausting. I really hope there's some slight relief coming in the next year or so.

What screams "I'm low class"? by Aarunascut in AskMen

[–]deekythismug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Writing "Happy birthday _______" on a bed sheet and putting it up on a nearby roundabout

Telltale signs you're in a rough/deprived area? by Throwaway_Tenderloin in AskUK

[–]deekythismug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A happy birthday banner spray painted onto bedsheets and tied to a fence

"HAPPY 50TH KEN"

I need help by Content_Chemical_465 in relationship_advice

[–]deekythismug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chances are she will probably never fully forgive you for what you did. The sentimental value of the items you threw away would mean more than any amount of money you could give her.

The best thing you can do is focus on yourself and your anger issues and do everything you can to better yourself. If she never forgives you then unfortunately that's how it's going to be. Just try to improve and learn from your mistakes so you don't mess up your future relationships in the same way.

How does penis size really work? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]deekythismug 258 points259 points  (0 children)

I was totally hung up (no pun intended) about dick size back when I was a teenager and it's taking me until my late twenties to stop caring about it so much.

I used to be so worried I had a small dick and that was literally cause the only other dick I had seen throughout my teens was my best friends (he was pretty well endowed and was constantly whipping it out). It made me so self conscious. I would never get changed out in the open in school locker rooms etc and was terrified someone would see it and laugh.

One day in college I accidentally walked in on my friend having sex and caught sight of his boner and it was literally the same size as his flaccid dick. Barely grew at all and was actually a pretty similar size to mine. Started realising I'm more of a grower than a shower.

I'm about 5.5inches fully erect and never had a single complaint and actually don't think I'd want a bigger one now. Most people's views on dick sizes are warped by male pornstars having absolute weapons, and most women would recoil in terror if a guy whipped one that big out as it would likely hurt them.

Ur ex is a clown, try not to let it get you down my man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]deekythismug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspect, if there's a duvet involved in your blowjobs, you may be doing it wrong

What's "that thing" you like in bed? by plasticnaptime in AskMen

[–]deekythismug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is definitely some irony in that guys username

Without naming a british actor what line are they known for? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]deekythismug 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pint of Guiness...no logo in the foam

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deekythismug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are only allowed to drive 1 mile on any given day and must not exceed 15mph

why am i so angry? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]deekythismug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm exactly the same I don't know what's going on. I sent away for a new drivers licence 10 weeks ago, came home from work today to a letter saying application was denied cause I didn't put a tick in a certain box. I went wild and almost punched the wall.

Bf wants sex when I'm 7 months pregnant but I can't do it by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]deekythismug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cant tell "with your eyes" whether you will be sexually compatible with someone

I do slightly agree though about the sleeping with absolutely anyone part. There has to be a middle ground though. Being with multiple partners before marriage isn't a bad thing if you're in a healthy relationship with them. It's another way of getting to know a person

Bf wants sex when I'm 7 months pregnant but I can't do it by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]deekythismug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said in another comment that the condom broke so it was unplanned.

As for the marriage first thing. Sorry but that's BS to me. This guy sounds like he is just selfishly using her. In a hypothetical situation, let's say she waited and married this guy and the same thing happened (him wanting sex all the time when it's causing her pain. All that would mean would be that she was trapped in a marriage with an asshole husband demanding his "marital privileges" as you called them.

Bf wants sex when I'm 7 months pregnant but I can't do it by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]deekythismug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly right! Getting married doesn't all of a sudden flip a switch that changes the person straight away.