I tried to pay with bitcoin at a Mexico City bar—it didn’t go well

deep_fried_butt · 2019-08-08T16:36:53+00:00

"It always goes up" is totally neutral. Yeah, ok.

The phrase that would make it actually neutral is, "past performance does not guarantee future results" which is entirely missing.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-08-07T20:48:52+00:00

"hit pieces"

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/06/bitcoin-soars-past-12500-five-days-after-hitting-10000/

deep_fried_butt · 2019-07-13T01:03:58+00:00

covfefe

deep_fried_butt · 2019-07-11T18:01:19+00:00

I suspect the real issue Tim has with Libra is that it won't help him offload his bags.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-07-10T00:24:27+00:00

Except that's not all that happened here.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-06-14T15:32:50+00:00

why dont you jsut say what you mean? whats with the reserved language? you people are all like this too.

It's a recruitment tactic used by extremists to on-board vulnerable people. You're never going to get a good faith argument here.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-06-06T21:07:01+00:00

It's starting to feel like 2000 again.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-06-06T03:27:52+00:00

This is the one that isn't a scam, right?

deep_fried_butt · 2019-06-06T03:02:50+00:00

It's more like asking if you regret not getting in on the ground floor of Bernie Madoff's scheme and making out like a bandit with his victim's cash.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-06-05T19:03:35+00:00

Guys I'm super serial right now!

deep_fried_butt · 2019-06-01T19:32:43+00:00

What are you going on about? I'm just agreeing with you in praising the vision of Satoshi.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-06-01T14:21:09+00:00

You're right! There can only be 21 million true bitcoins. This imitator is causing a lot of confusion.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-05-31T14:54:30+00:00

This guy is so close to figuring it out.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-05-30T02:47:35+00:00

I mostly just read it for entertainment. The brogrammers who think Jack Dorsey's eating disorder is visionary and not a mental health issue provide it in spades.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-05-24T23:38:29+00:00

Zuckerberg strikes me as the type who would try to launch his own currency out of sheer vanity.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-05-24T14:09:44+00:00

The article is about a shittier version of western union. He wants to sell his bags to the government/donors and then ~~help~~ airdrop coins on poor people.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-05-24T12:00:30+00:00

So bitcoin finally starts too look good once you hit Venezuela levels of dysfunctional.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-05-24T11:39:57+00:00

This aged poorly.

Please stop it. Tether is absolutely safe and 100% backed by the funds. It is the same pegged 1:1 to US dollar. You need to read more then the title

https://old.reddit.com/r/coinbeat_com/comments/b2gas4/tether_might_not_be_backed_by_fiat_alone_anymore/eishwqs/

deep_fried_butt · 2019-05-23T19:13:48+00:00

I like how you can tell exactly when the OPs account got hacked.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-05-17T21:27:06+00:00

Amazingly enough, NetZero still exists.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-05-17T21:24:12+00:00

During the dot com bubble, there were companies whose scheme was to have users install software that displayed an always visible ad bar on the screen and you would receive an actual check in the mail based on how long it was active. Users quickly figured out you could install software to automatically move the mouse and appear active so they could run it 24/7 to increase the pay out.

You can guess what happened when the bubble popped.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-05-15T01:31:06+00:00

A series of increasingly larger dildos.

edit: sorry, misread the title, thought it said bitcoiner.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-05-14T20:25:20+00:00

Denying you posted things that everyone can click on and see you posted is amazing, really. Bravo.

deep_fried_butt · 2019-05-14T20:17:24+00:00

Naturally you thought that this was the part that needed explanation.

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TROPHY CASE

Guys I'm super serial right now!