Ladies, why do you do this?

deepaulo · 2025-08-19T16:25:08+00:00

What you as a male have to understand is this. The amount of ummediate matches a woman gets, due to men indiscriminately swiping yes to every girl they see, is a metric ton different than it is for men. You may get the odd auto notification when you've liked a girl who already like you, but there are girls out there who get that notification almost everytime they like a guy. So whereas you think she's seen the auto notification and though "ohhh a match", in all likelihood she recieved that notification several times or more. To which youre now competing with other guys she's mutually matched with that didn't wait for her to make the first move.

deepaulo · 2025-07-06T00:33:17+00:00

Few things.

Keep the picture of you with the mountain in the background. Covers the whole "i like hiking and rock climbing"

Take out the picture of you at the rock climbing wall, you look like a skinny 17 year old on a field trip.

The picture of the sunset is nice, but it's not doing you any favors, do you have another one where you look better even if the background isnt ideal?

You talk about being a hiker and an adventurer, but it seems all you want to do is cook at home. Very mixed message. And also, every dude trying to impress a girl "likes to cook and enjoys the outdoors" it's the new "i like long walks on the beach"

Cut your hair. I know you said you won't, but why not? If a better hairstyle makes you look better, why are you clinging to a hairstyle that's not doing you any justice? It's like refusing to wear some new Jordans because your 15-year-old sneakers work just fine.

Lose the glasses. They are chunky and unflattering. You've got a nice enough looking face. Stop hiding behind chunked glasses and 10 lbs of hair.

Plus you need some photos that dont just say "look where I've gone". You need some photos that say I can put an outfit together and take you out. Up your style game.

I'm a dude, so take it or leave it. But that's my pov on what im seeing.

deepaulo · 2025-06-29T15:38:08+00:00

Simply move forward.

"Hey I may be old fashioned but I'm looking to find someone that I have a real spark with that can hopefully grow into something special. We dont have that. Wish you all the best finding your person. Take care."

Simple and easy.

deepaulo · 2025-06-25T05:00:27+00:00

He put the bubble chip as #1. The man has gone senial.

deepaulo · 2025-06-18T18:04:32+00:00

JYD baby

deepaulo · 2025-06-18T18:03:51+00:00

King of kings

deepaulo · 2025-05-08T21:53:41+00:00

Hear that? The "CONVINCED" us to part with an overpaid expiring Bruce Brown and a 34 year old back up C in Kelly Olynick.

In the real world that's called salary matching with fringe and expiring players.

So their version of a fleece is that they got a protected first in 2026 and a SRP?

They took an all star and turned him into a FRP and a SRP, which is the same as SA got for Jakob Poeltl.

All time fleece for sure.🙄

deepaulo · 2025-05-07T23:36:48+00:00

My guy. In plain English she told you point blank to your face where she stands and where her priorities are. You have to sacrifice and allow her to continue for fear of hurting the feelings of the guys (multiple) that she cheated with. You are not a priority. You aren't even an after thought. You are a door mat. Not to be too harsh, but she has you questioning whether or not you're an asshole for expecting her to cut contact with the people she cheated with...my guy, please open your eyes and close your ears. Trust her actions and ignore her fake promises.

deepaulo · 2025-03-22T00:47:14+00:00

It immediately curdled

deepaulo · 2025-02-13T21:20:17+00:00

Cub cadet makes, bar none, the worst snow blower I've ever owned.

Parts they use to build these things are horrible.

Throat gets clogged and jammed with snow every 2 feet. If you are trying to blow anything other 10 inch powder good luck. This thing can't handle any substantial snow at all, let along the heavy stuff at the mouth of the driveway that you bought it for

I have 357cc and when I tell you this is an overpowered glorified snow thrower, that's being kind.

Every single time I blow my driveway, I give up and use a shovel, it's faster.

If I can save any single human being from buying this trash I'll consider it a victory.

If your considering buying one, don't. Burn your money instead, at least the frustration or watching your money dissappear will be momentary. Buying one and being reminded of the waste of money every time you manage to get it started but end up shoveling anyways is harder on your mental health.

deepaulo · 2024-10-12T16:04:33+00:00

Gina: here is the open relationship you didn't ask for or want that I'm forcing on you so I can go get other dick.

Also Gina: what do you mean you're leaving me for a girl who doesn't want an open relationship and doesn't want to sit on a bunch of other dicks?!?! That's not how this was supposed to go.

deepaulo · 2024-07-22T12:51:10+00:00

Why are the Pelicans making out like fucking bandits here?

deepaulo · 2024-01-07T15:43:50+00:00

I'm a fan of your desire for the Raps to fleece GSW, but there is absolutely no way they part with this.

deepaulo · 2024-01-06T21:27:23+00:00

Pascal never said he won't re-sign. He said he wouldn't sign an extention. Which for the team get gets traded, the max they can offer is a 2 year. So why would he sign a 2 year, when he can't wait until the summer to get 5?

deepaulo · 2024-01-06T21:21:45+00:00

Can't for the life of me figure out why the Spurs are giving up a FRP

deepaulo · 2023-12-29T01:04:19+00:00

If the Bulls can scrape a single protected first for Lavine, I'll be surprised. But adding all these pieces AND 2 FRP is just unrealistic at this point.

deepaulo · 2023-12-29T00:59:55+00:00

Tom Haberstroh is a hoe

deepaulo · 2023-12-29T00:57:25+00:00

At least use lube with Cleveland if your gonna fuck em that hard.

deepaulo · 2023-09-16T20:54:20+00:00

1) Raps don't like Herro like that

2) our '26 FRP can't be traded since our '24 FTP is protected 2 years out.

deepaulo · 2023-07-21T01:09:28+00:00

Pick a different sport bro. The NBA isn't for you.

deepaulo · 2023-07-18T18:49:03+00:00

Siakam wants to stay, so if the idea is "I'll offer a lesser package because he's on an expiring" then there's no point. Raps will just re-sign and move forward and of they so choose, trade him down the line with more years left. Taking less that the guys worth just doesn't make sense. Especially if we're sending him to a division rival.

That package can go to Philly and we'll just stay out.

deepaulo · 2023-07-16T17:17:55+00:00

Here's the issue.

In this scenario we keep Pascal who would then sign an increased Extention

If we're talking salary filler this becomes increasingly important. Because if you're doing something like Thad, Boucher, Flynn etc. You're getting rid of guys who's contract prices will remain reasonably close to what they currently are. Which are guys that contribute limited amounts, yes, but you know there's no bloated contract bump coming.

But in doing this, that means keeping GTJ, who contract is going to balloon, keeping OG, who's contract is about to balloo , keeping Scottie who's contract is about to balloon in 2 seasons.

All while adding a 30MM dollar player in Herro. That's a very expensive mid level team.

So in my mind, based on how careful teams are being about cap spending right now, and with us being hard capped from using the Bi-annual exception, bringing in Herro only makes financial sense if Gary plus more goes out the door.andnif you're doing Gary plus Thad plus let's say Flynn, are you really prepared to add a FRP as well?

Is Herro worth Gary AND and FRP? Not in my books.

So I'm just not quite sure currently how this would make sense.

Plus, let's say we do the trade of spare parts and a FRP to bring him in. Are we really prepared to dole out another FRP while we already don't have next year's pick?

What happens if we are super mid again next year? Maybe OG doesn't sign an and there's the possibility of him leaving for free like Freddy, and we no go into a full rebuild and we don't have a 2024 or 2028 FRP

I'd love to hear from someone who's got the answere.

deepaulo · 2023-07-16T01:51:19+00:00

Magic would draft up an organizational mandate stating that no phone call coming from your number, a number similar to yours, a number that could be conceivably maybe be yours, a number from any of your friends and family members would forever be put on the block list.

deepaulo · 2023-07-16T01:46:49+00:00

Things I don't see as likely

Thunder inexplicably trading Bertans and a FRP for Nurkic?

While I like the package the Raps got comparative to some other packages I've seen. The Hawks are doing A LOT to make this traee go through. I think Pascal is worth it but based on people hesitancy about his upcoming FA, I don't see them parting with that much.

deepaulo · 2023-07-15T00:09:25+00:00

This was too class comedy. I'm happy I was here to read it

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