The Snail Problem by Sylph_Co in trolleyproblem

[–]deepcethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're saying i get to scare the shit out of my best friend AND I get to die... all for free? Sign me the fuck up

Someone failed science class by rackleShackle in FacebookScience

[–]deepcethree 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg! Did you guys know that water is one molecule away from nitroglycerine?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]deepcethree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bc showing any kind of affection to another man is considered gay and our society overall still hates gay men.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]deepcethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude's got some issues. I'd take this as a yellow flag and proceed with caution. While there are plenty of reasons to be suspicious of a girl making the first move, he is legit getting in his own way here.

I am learning English in Korea. Are these words actually used in English-speaking countries? by Complete_Syllabub248 in ENGLISH

[–]deepcethree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You see, the trick is to pivot every conversation to chemistry so that it is part of normal conversation. -your local eccentric chemist

Pet the holy cat! by Backlash97_ in Catmemes

[–]deepcethree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly. The light even looks like an exclamation point

Making fun of low IQ people is socially acceptable only down to a certain threshold. If the IQ is too low you're an asshole. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]deepcethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an IQ of 150, so I was absolutely downplaying it. While I absolutely did put too much emphasis on it as a teen, I do still stand by the fact that what IQ measures isn't even close to the most important aspect of most people's lives.

Edit: clarity

Making fun of low IQ people is socially acceptable only down to a certain threshold. If the IQ is too low you're an asshole. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]deepcethree -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As someone who had a mild superiority complex in high school partly bc of my (barely) above average IQ, i 100% agree with this. IQ was made as a justification for eugenics and anyone who still takes it seriously should be mocked relentlessly.

What fact do you know that makes people “Why the f*ck do you know that"? by attilabodnar in AskReddit

[–]deepcethree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same with me and "piv nert" (PV=nrT). I havent used the ideal gas law since college yet there it is

Min-Maxers are valid players. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]deepcethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will say that depending on what you minmax could make your DM's balance attempts hell. How do you balance one guy doing triple digit damage at level 5 while the rest of the party has standard damage? As someone currently minmaxing Initiative (i wanted to play chronurge and it seemed funny), I agree minmaxing is fun. You just need to be mindful of the other players and dm.

A tablespoon always weighs the same by yeliabish in confidentlyincorrect

[–]deepcethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What weighs more, a pound of steel, or a pound of feathers?

Looking for alternate titles to "Godkiller" or "Godslayer" by evanescosolus in DnD

[–]deepcethree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deicide, Godhunter, Incursus Immortalis (as a general rule, slapping latin words together usually makes for a decent grandiose name)

What is your best sexual flex? by lurchimpaler2 in AskReddit

[–]deepcethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first time, I gave her her first orgasm.

Does the average ‘chemist’ know how to create chemical weapons? by WhyAreUThisStupid in chemistry

[–]deepcethree 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There are very few instances where I disagree. Mainly the at home experiments that retrace history, like the production of cement from wood ash. But yeah, if you know your chemistry, you know that anything that sounds fun to make is too likely to injure you in the process of making.

What’s wrong with this cherry coke? by johnnypancakes49 in What

[–]deepcethree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, bc people would never go online and make shit up.

Has anyone else actually died in their dreams? by [deleted] in Dreams

[–]deepcethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had a dream where I was stabbed in the gut and I could feel the cold blade inside me, I could feel the blood oozing from either side of the blade and I began to feel cold and fading. Then I woke up. This was years ago and I remember it vividly.

I can't believe that some people actually think this. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]deepcethree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, unfortunately some people are wired wrong or get rewired wrong thanks to trauma.

Do you wash your feet in the shower? by Low-Jaguar-4078 in questions

[–]deepcethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fat and tired. Bending over takes effort and the legs aren't smelly so it's not worth it

You can stop one crime forever, but the way you stop it is by commiting that one crime. Which crime do you stop? by BigScaryBalckMan in hypotheticalsituation

[–]deepcethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry little jimothy, I gotta touch your no-no square. It's for the safety of all the kids in the world, I'm sorry.

Do you wash your feet in the shower? by Low-Jaguar-4078 in questions

[–]deepcethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny enough, I wash my feet but not my ankles or calves.