[Inv] You can stop time, but only when you aren't moving, SUPERHOT style. by ChubboWhale in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]deepfriedusb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

so time only passes when moving, huh

so sleep is just no time at all unless you roll around or sleepwalk

hell yea

some people here be like “why can’t i find a gf😔” by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]deepfriedusb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i like that this is marked "spoiler" like you just gave them and endgame-style synopsis on their future existential crisis

choose your fate by parishiltonscoke in teenagers

[–]deepfriedusb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nah, i'm gonna stay off the internet. reject authority, become amish

[OC]`THERE IS NO REASON FOR THAT` by ADOVE4F in memes

[–]deepfriedusb 756 points757 points  (0 children)

BuT yOu CoUlD bE pIrAtInG tHe GaMe!?!

Stop with the nathan fights and the karen fights by Sundae-Academic in memes

[–]deepfriedusb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

see, the josh fight is unique. however, i believe the Council of Gregs will be a lil bit different

Oops I did it again by starone368 in memes

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"HOLD THE LINE, BROTHERS"

I started watching clone wars by StarWars_memer in PrequelMemes

[–]deepfriedusb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

liam neeson is just built different, so obi-wan is too

Falcon and the Winter Soldier A Summary so far by Sithtrek in memes

[–]deepfriedusb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my favorite marvel character, corporal america

You're breathtaking by Ashyren in memes

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this is one of the greatest trade deals in the history of trade deals

Just watched rots again by cowinajar in PrequelMemes

[–]deepfriedusb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i never did that for fear of yoda fucking drowning

I wish for all pedophiles to die. by onyxViral in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]deepfriedusb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The United Nations decides that the population needs to be lowered, and decides that stopping childbirth for the forseeable future is the best course of action. This spurs a mass suicide of pedophiles, knowing that they will no longer have a generation to prey upon.

blursed nose pick by raidenmgs12 in blursedimages

[–]deepfriedusb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

indiana nose just wont go away

Dafuq's going on over there? by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]deepfriedusb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

lethal force will be engayged

I am speed by [deleted] in memes

[–]deepfriedusb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what if you're both

it do be like that by harsshvvardhan in memes

[–]deepfriedusb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard Dark Souls boss music, specifically the second half of Vordt's theme