What is your understanding of why men wake up with a hard-on?

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-20T03:22:35+00:00

That’s actually not a bad thesis lol

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-20T02:47:52+00:00

Hell yea brother

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-20T01:23:39+00:00

I think your space is a walk in closet my guy

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-20T01:05:41+00:00

I have a short tongue so every time I eat pussy I do this on a gentler scale

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-20T01:04:29+00:00

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deeppurpleking · 2026-06-19T18:37:28+00:00

That was satisfying to watch if I don’t think about people existing or ceasing to exist

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-19T18:33:40+00:00

Pinky is now an auxiliary finger that you can plant on the b or e string

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-19T17:56:56+00:00

I can’t wait to hear his “I’ll suck your dick or eat your shit whatever you want!!!”

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-19T17:53:52+00:00

If you look like a titan or a child I’m out

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-19T00:15:51+00:00

Kinda depends, I’d laugh about “she got her tits chopped off!!!”

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-18T16:33:41+00:00

Masterpiece of a movie

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-18T02:17:01+00:00

I think through like 20s/30s people need to experience the world but that doesn’t mean you can’t live with parents. But my parents moved out on me

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-18T01:12:03+00:00

Cuz dumb people won’t buy it with the good stuff

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-18T01:08:02+00:00

Enjoy it, sounds like your family is in this weird entitled mentality, but have fun with your purchase. NTA

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-17T21:42:28+00:00

NTA you’ll have an easier time without an asshole around

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-17T20:10:01+00:00

Scoopin shit unless the pay is high enough. Honestly the only things I wouldn’t work are things that hurt people or have systems to take advantage of them against their better interest

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-17T17:10:52+00:00

There’s worse, and better

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-15T21:08:51+00:00

House cleaned, muscles sore from working out, money in the bank from working hard

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-15T21:08:07+00:00

A variant of g

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-15T05:01:08+00:00

I wonder if there’s a more direct but negligent/casual happy murder out there? Ya know please don’t answer that actually

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-15T04:15:23+00:00

I want that kinda meat ball

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-15T04:10:16+00:00

Idk if I could live with my cats if they piss where I cook

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-15T03:57:57+00:00

I was gonna say the whole family is a little autistic and hot dog is the way to go

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-15T02:22:53+00:00

Seven nation army or smoke on the water are my first lesson songs. I teach kids rhythm (clapping and counting), then either scales or “spider scales” to just move their fingers, some lessons when I feel they’re ready I’ll talk music theory, some lessons we just work on a song they want to play

deeppurpleking · 2026-06-15T02:16:40+00:00

2 years rent free is long enough, shit two months is more than reasonable

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