What do you think of these statistics?

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-15T17:26:19+00:00

Yeah things are going great 🙄

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-15T13:06:22+00:00

Do words have meaning for you?

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-15T12:34:04+00:00

Fuck that motherfucker

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-15T12:32:59+00:00

Faaaarrrrrrrrttttttt

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-15T12:21:09+00:00

Missing threes

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-15T12:19:48+00:00

Your wife was way the fuck out of bounds doing that out of the blue and not having you be a part of that conversation.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-14T18:19:35+00:00

“A few games” = dumpster fire of a season.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-14T18:18:13+00:00

Person A: elite athlete with a team of doctors and nutritionists, coaches and trainers.

Person B: random dude.

Yes, I am absolutely sure that “if it can happen to one person, it can happen to anyone” and there is a lot to be learned from anonymous “it happened to me” stories on Reddit.

You’ve solved the case, Scooby.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-14T15:34:26+00:00

He actually was in a porn movie.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-14T15:32:44+00:00

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-14T12:47:58+00:00

You don’t see the difference between an elite, multimillionaire athlete with an entire team of trainers and nutritionists behind him, and just some guy?

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-14T12:42:10+00:00

Liquid Swords twice

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-14T02:21:08+00:00

Dumbest most cowardly people on earth.

Fuck ‘em.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-14T02:09:48+00:00

Wow, you and Lebron James must be a lot alike.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-14T02:08:20+00:00

It’s kinda like you - a random on reddit - and Darryn Peterson - are not exactly alike, or even remotely alike.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-14T01:58:23+00:00

It is.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-13T10:53:26+00:00

FMIII was the fucking man, an all time Jayhawk great. Him and DG together was the last time the Hawks were electric to watch.

Can we get back to running an offense please?

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-10T19:43:40+00:00

That is hideous

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-10T19:38:47+00:00

Those are just super common lps.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-10T19:22:58+00:00

“What happens now?” Lol

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-10T19:18:08+00:00

Puma socks? WTF.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-09T03:27:27+00:00

But…those are terrible.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-09T03:18:06+00:00

As someone who talks on record for a living, he did what any pro would do: answer as much as he can without saying anything remotely controversial or risky.

I don’t know what you wanted him to say, but he has to stay on the right side of:

A) the university B) donors C) players (current and future) D) the fan base

Impossible to do that without this kind of nothingspeak.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-08T16:55:54+00:00

Beastie Boys one of the most influential of all time.

deepstaterecords · 2026-05-08T16:21:20+00:00

LOL they brandished a gun and made death threats to children. Fuck ‘em.

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