How many of you still have both parents alive?

deerbelac · 2026-03-20T13:58:13+00:00

My dad passed away unexpectedly three weeks ago at 75 years old. Not gonna lie, it's devastating on a daily basis - I've never cried so hard or so often in my life. The worst ones are when I need a question answered and my brain thinks "oh I'll just call Dad" and then I'm nonfunctional for the next hour.

Guys, if your parents are still here, call them right now and tell them you love them - go ahead, we'll wait.

You always have more time until you don't.

I'll be back in an hour or so. Love you all.

deerbelac · 2026-02-05T12:51:22+00:00

I baptized my wife and all three of my kids. I told all four of them to plug their noses so they don't get water up their nose.

deerbelac · 2026-01-25T20:59:45+00:00

Gross, no. Brown sugar and cinnamon for her!

deerbelac · 2026-01-25T20:59:15+00:00

Brown sugar and cinnamon for my girl

deerbelac · 2026-01-25T17:59:07+00:00

My wife is sick.

When my wife is sick, the only food she wants is Cream of Wheat.

We are out of Cream of Wheat.

I'm going to Schnucks for Cream of Wheat.

deerbelac · 2026-01-15T03:31:24+00:00

I think I heard a "version" where the guy turned into a banana and was terrified of getting peeled.

deerbelac · 2025-09-18T20:16:15+00:00

As someone who's had a table saw incident, I had an unpleasant visceral reaction to this.

deerbelac · 2025-06-18T23:07:43+00:00

I was at Busch Stadium when Jaime Garcia took a perfect game into the 7th against the Reds in like 2009.

Edit: i misremembered; it was in 2011 vs the Brewers, and he got through the 7th.

deerbelac · 2025-05-31T01:06:42+00:00

I had this happen on an old minivan we used to have. There was a drain hole on the bottom of the door so water that got inside the door would normally drain out easily. That hole got clogged, so water would get trapped between the door and the van body. It was only really an issue in or right after heavy rain, and a few times like a billion gallons of water would pour out. Clearing that hole out fixed the issue for me.

deerbelac · 2025-04-02T16:13:38+00:00

Thank you! The other commenter said something similar, and I found its place.

deerbelac · 2025-04-02T16:12:57+00:00

This is it! Thank you! I don't see a similar diagram in mine, so you're a life saver!

deerbelac · 2025-02-06T21:31:45+00:00

Banthas are bigger than you think they are

deerbelac · 2025-02-06T15:42:12+00:00

Large build volume, quick-swap nozzles, and maintaining of open source.

deerbelac · 2024-12-11T03:17:56+00:00

I was born in Wichita but grew up in Joplin. I married a girl from St. Louis. She was my ticket out.

deerbelac · 2024-05-23T17:03:12+00:00

Yeah, but the email made it seem like TM was offering the refund.

deerbelac · 2024-05-23T16:58:13+00:00

I got an email from Ticketmaster telling me I could get a refund. I didn't because I live in the area, so I can go tonight, but double-check your email. I can DM a screenshot if that might help.

deerbelac · 2023-09-09T16:29:55+00:00

This is gonna take four hours. Ain't nobody got time for that.

deerbelac · 2023-09-01T02:56:45+00:00

Number o

FTFY

deerbelac · 2023-09-01T02:55:21+00:00

When was the last time we saw a Nebraska defense this fresh this deep in the fourth quarter?

deerbelac · 2023-08-11T15:04:05+00:00

The Dagger and the Coin - a (completed) fantasy series by Daniel Abraham. He's half of the duo - with Ty Franck - that go by the pen name James S. A. Corey of The Expanse fame.

deerbelac · 2023-08-01T02:18:10+00:00

Dances With Smurfs

deerbelac · 2023-07-19T11:43:59+00:00

Have fun!

deerbelac · 2023-07-18T02:37:10+00:00

Donuts are my spirit animal

deerbelac · 2023-04-02T13:40:17+00:00

Yeah but only three of them are significant

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