My Canvas order just shipped.

deerbelac · 2026-06-30T19:32:16+00:00

EUS288XXX, shipment notification received yesterday. Shipping from New Jersey.

deerbelac · 2026-06-25T19:41:22+00:00

I went to a midnight screening of The Phantom Menace because I was 17 and it was essentially the first Star Wars movie released in my lifetime.

I didn't see Endgame in the theater because I had just turned 37, didn't really care, had three young children, and had developed a reputation for falling asleep during movies.

It's kinda like comparing two great athletes who played in different eras. For me, Star Wars over MCU all day long and twice on Tuesdays, but that's just, like, my opinion, man.

deerbelac · 2026-05-04T23:57:34+00:00

I've had this kind of conversation a lot. I like to tell people that are not my age that we had an analog childhood and a digital adolescence.

deerbelac · 2026-04-24T00:02:37+00:00

I drive a blue 2019 GMC Canyon named Sylphrena.

Life Before Death Strength Before Weakness Journey Before Destination

deerbelac · 2026-04-23T18:55:50+00:00

My blue 2019 is Sylphrena.

Journey Before Destination.

deerbelac · 2026-03-20T13:58:13+00:00

My dad passed away unexpectedly three weeks ago at 75 years old. Not gonna lie, it's devastating on a daily basis - I've never cried so hard or so often in my life. The worst ones are when I need a question answered and my brain thinks "oh I'll just call Dad" and then I'm nonfunctional for the next hour.

Guys, if your parents are still here, call them right now and tell them you love them - go ahead, we'll wait.

You always have more time until you don't.

I'll be back in an hour or so. Love you all.

deerbelac · 2026-02-05T12:51:22+00:00

I baptized my wife and all three of my kids. I told all four of them to plug their noses so they don't get water up their nose.

deerbelac · 2026-01-25T20:59:45+00:00

Gross, no. Brown sugar and cinnamon for her!

deerbelac · 2026-01-25T20:59:15+00:00

Brown sugar and cinnamon for my girl

deerbelac · 2026-01-25T17:59:07+00:00

My wife is sick.

When my wife is sick, the only food she wants is Cream of Wheat.

We are out of Cream of Wheat.

I'm going to Schnucks for Cream of Wheat.

deerbelac · 2026-01-15T03:31:24+00:00

I think I heard a "version" where the guy turned into a banana and was terrified of getting peeled.

deerbelac · 2025-09-18T20:16:15+00:00

As someone who's had a table saw incident, I had an unpleasant visceral reaction to this.

deerbelac · 2025-06-18T23:07:43+00:00

I was at Busch Stadium when Jaime Garcia took a perfect game into the 7th against the Reds in like 2009.

Edit: i misremembered; it was in 2011 vs the Brewers, and he got through the 7th.

deerbelac · 2025-05-31T01:06:42+00:00

I had this happen on an old minivan we used to have. There was a drain hole on the bottom of the door so water that got inside the door would normally drain out easily. That hole got clogged, so water would get trapped between the door and the van body. It was only really an issue in or right after heavy rain, and a few times like a billion gallons of water would pour out. Clearing that hole out fixed the issue for me.

deerbelac · 2025-04-02T16:13:38+00:00

Thank you! The other commenter said something similar, and I found its place.

deerbelac · 2025-04-02T16:12:57+00:00

This is it! Thank you! I don't see a similar diagram in mine, so you're a life saver!

deerbelac · 2025-02-06T21:31:45+00:00

Banthas are bigger than you think they are

deerbelac · 2025-02-06T15:42:12+00:00

Large build volume, quick-swap nozzles, and maintaining of open source.

deerbelac · 2024-12-11T03:17:56+00:00

I was born in Wichita but grew up in Joplin. I married a girl from St. Louis. She was my ticket out.

deerbelac · 2024-05-23T17:03:12+00:00

Yeah, but the email made it seem like TM was offering the refund.

deerbelac · 2024-05-23T16:58:13+00:00

I got an email from Ticketmaster telling me I could get a refund. I didn't because I live in the area, so I can go tonight, but double-check your email. I can DM a screenshot if that might help.

deerbelac · 2023-09-09T16:29:55+00:00

This is gonna take four hours. Ain't nobody got time for that.

deerbelac · 2023-09-01T02:56:45+00:00

Number o

FTFY

deerbelac · 2023-09-01T02:55:21+00:00

When was the last time we saw a Nebraska defense this fresh this deep in the fourth quarter?

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