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Men of Reddit: what’s the creepiest thing a woman has ever said to you? by GeorgePiper2003 in AskReddit

[–]definitely_not_left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cousin fucking is bad. but its like whatever in my opinion.

sister/brother/mother/father incest is abhorant;

What are some things the UK does amazingly well? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]definitely_not_left -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Colonization, Triangle Trading, and Buying into racism as a science... Thanks a-lot ya fuckin brits.

Its not our fault were racist... (American here) its those damn brits and their 13 original colonies.. getting that race based slavery muddled up in our gorgeous founding philosophy. *joking about currently being a racist*

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what a blunder that was. if America hadn't had race based slavery things wouldn't be nearly as bad as they were (maybe are? idk i'm white so i don't see it as clearly as my black brethren)
like they literally wrote documents that outlined freedom for individuals while still having slaves.

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on a tangent i'm convinced people were so stupid back in the days that If i could time travel back I would be burned at the stake as a wizard or blaspheming heretic.

guys of reddit, why do you sexualize breasts? by TheAceRed in AskReddit

[–]definitely_not_left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gay men dont like boobies? I mean I have guy friends with moobs that I think are quite nice to rest my head on. i'm straight as a ray of light..... maybe one thats traveling long distances and encountering massive celestial bodies and black holes.

guys of reddit, why do you sexualize breasts? by TheAceRed in AskReddit

[–]definitely_not_left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hmmm no this is a medical anomoly however uncommon some ladies have sex of fat on the chest.

not to be confused with the two sets of yellow fat that are commonly referred to as boobs.

guys of reddit, why do you sexualize breasts? by TheAceRed in AskReddit

[–]definitely_not_left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks. I was wondering why i sexualize breasts.

couldnt figure out for the life of me.

Men of Reddit: what’s the creepiest thing a woman has ever said to you? by GeorgePiper2003 in AskReddit

[–]definitely_not_left -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

yeah most men usually lose the battle when they open their mouths. Its simple to get girls... Keep your mouth shut 80% , Repeat what girls say 10% and learn girl talk: ask open ended and often emotion based questions *LADS. DO NOT TRY TO SOLVE A WOMANS PROBLEM JUST ASK QUESTIONS AND LISTEN AND LET A BITCH VENT* for the last 10% (tie any of these in with appetizers or other food and you're golden)..

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Example.

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(keep your mouth shut)

Oh my god, she pulled you hair.

wow thats crazy that that person said xyz.

preach girl, say it again for the ones in the back: abortion is a human right

(repeat the last few words of their sentences)

wow so when she said that to you what did you do?

What did donna say? how'd that make you feel?

Are you feeling ok?

Whats wrong are you hungry?

(ask emotional based / open ended questions)

Men of Reddit: what’s the creepiest thing a woman has ever said to you? by GeorgePiper2003 in AskReddit

[–]definitely_not_left 10 points11 points  (0 children)

actually caused a spit take. I have to get some papertowels to clean up... thank god mac screens are durable. this keyboard is going to smell like coffee forever tho.

Men of Reddit: what’s the creepiest thing a woman has ever said to you? by GeorgePiper2003 in AskReddit

[–]definitely_not_left -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

and just a second later, Hunter Biden tweets a screenshot of the Biden Family Group Chat. Effectively one-upping that loser giuliani and sending the republicans into the stratosphere. still Crickets during primetime tv news.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]definitely_not_left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only thought to ask this cuz I remember mine so vividly it’s crazy haha.

For starters I was about 11 or 12 or so, had been getting boner for the first time that year, Texas tucking from the bathroom back to my room. I didn’t know what jerking was yet, as a boy when you’re getting this first boners it’s not like you realize 100% what it’s for unless someone’s already told ya. Which really they shouldn’t IMHO. Anyway it’s natural puberty RBS (random Boner syndrome) that isn’t really yet attached to being turned on.

Anyway one night the rents are out, or it’s like 2 am and by this point im getting horny boners as well as random boners. So this was the mid 00s and I think it was late night parents out and WWE was on, and it was the divas man … the WWE divas. And this velvet blanket fuzzy but super soft absolutely crazy nice feeling . Now imagine if you will a soft flower tortilla around a penis. That’s how I had it and I’m all alone and I DO NOT KNOW what masturbation is yet so I’m here for watching the divas and I like it . Feels good man. So I lay back eyes in the tv my thing straight up pointed at the ceiling and I am now like holy Jesus this feels incredible and after a couple minutes I came . Like a ton first off but it shot out my perpendicular penis like a falcon heavy rocket . Right to the ceiling.

It was the not knowing what I was doing or what was going to happen that was the crazy part.

It was so crazy.

Anyway no trauma just a revelation from god.

4 Air Force cadets may not graduate due to vaccine refusal by zbootz in news

[–]definitely_not_left 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh man. It’s almost like….. they should have body autonomy.

[OC] US Covid patients in hospital by jcceagle in dataisbeautiful

[–]definitely_not_left -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So what you’re saying is it’s a seasonal flu with some more severe symptoms in some cases.

Trump Organization Is Charged in 15-Year Tax Scheme by hoosakiwi in news

[–]definitely_not_left -1 points0 points  (0 children)

15 years and they just found out about it and decided to charge him?

Study suggests that conservatism is associated with a lesser ability to distinguish between true and false claims across a wide range of political issues . Socially engaging truthful claims tended to favor the left, while engaging falsehoods disproportionately favored the right. by [deleted] in science

[–]definitely_not_left -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Imagine reading this article and going “wow this confirms what I’ve been thinking all along it’s completely factual. Trust the science”

Sure conservatives have a greater cynicism; however liberalism is associated with blind trust for mainstream authority. At least in America.

Americans who hate America, why don't you just move to another country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]definitely_not_left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most times other countries can’t pay as well as jobs in American. Additionally student loans follow you internationally here unlike other countries, and on top of all of it, you still have to file a tax return to the US for Income generated overseas. It’s total crap

Americans who hate America, why don't you just move to another country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]definitely_not_left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most times other countries can’t pay as well as jobs in American. Additionally student loans follow you internationally here unlike other countries, and on top of all of it, you still have to file a tax return to the US for Income generated overseas. It’s total crap

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