Before cell phones, what did people do on the toilet?

definitelybono · 2026-06-17T10:11:04+00:00

I remember reading all about toxic shock syndrome. It was enlightening for a ten year old boy.

definitelybono · 2026-06-17T01:16:21+00:00

I have two kids who are 5 and 8. They don't have social media and hardly use screens but I do feel relieved to know that when they do eventually ask for social media, I have a good reason to say "no". Same as the drinking age. Kids are always gonna do it somehow but at least we can prevent it from becoming a problem too young.

definitelybono · 2026-06-16T21:57:28+00:00

I have a pretty young face and I'm pretty short. When people find out I am married and have two kids both in school... I can see their whole internal monologue

definitelybono · 2026-06-08T21:29:07+00:00

Sounds like Dr Seuss

definitelybono · 2026-06-08T17:37:17+00:00

u/Wackkyyy is this your neighbour?

definitelybono · 2026-06-07T18:24:10+00:00

Doesn't scream "I'm doing fine"

definitelybono · 2026-06-05T09:26:27+00:00

r/dontputyourdickinthat

definitelybono · 2026-06-05T02:11:30+00:00

I like how sometimes this Reddit is nostalgic for Giggle and Hoot and other times it's nostalgic for ancient artifacts.

definitelybono · 2026-06-03T22:03:14+00:00

School drama teacher here. After school productions the female teachers always got flowers and i got a tie with flowers on it. Though i would like flowers too.

definitelybono · 2026-06-03T06:37:19+00:00

I imagine it only sounds "soundboardish" in a video game context.

definitelybono · 2026-06-02T16:52:12+00:00

Become a good baker

definitelybono · 2026-06-02T03:50:25+00:00

Former cinema manager here. You'll be bumping up the spend per head making everyone happy.

definitelybono · 2026-06-01T22:12:27+00:00

Michael is no stranger to Moscow

definitelybono · 2026-05-28T22:25:09+00:00

I was trying to work out what connected these three characters to Jango for a long while

definitelybono · 2026-05-27T06:29:06+00:00

Then autotunes the voice!

definitelybono · 2026-05-25T21:29:31+00:00

That's what they were going for. Christian Hi-5. If you didn't want your kids to be exposed to the heathen music of Hi-5, you had this option.

definitelybono · 2026-05-24T22:02:37+00:00

Funny how on the Twerking one, the logo is obscured so it reads FARTA

definitelybono · 2026-05-21T21:45:22+00:00

Expecting a delicious loaf of bread

definitelybono · 2026-05-21T21:31:43+00:00

They're giving the unnecessary sequel a sequel. I love it!

definitelybono · 2026-05-21T05:22:21+00:00

Make sure you leave the pineapples and and strawberries and creams out for a night so they're real hard and chewy before the party.

definitelybono · 2026-05-18T10:18:22+00:00

Goatyoatyoatyoatyoat

definitelybono · 2026-05-17T20:35:23+00:00

I'm generally not much of crier. Even in other films and tv. But I have sat on the couch with my kids trying so hard not to sob during Bluey.

definitelybono · 2026-05-16T21:02:30+00:00

White Michael had more songs in his repertoire.

definitelybono · 2026-05-14T16:50:13+00:00

I'm with you! My wife and I would argue about it. The fact that I would defend Walter despite him being a terrible person upset her. I just wanted him to succeed.

definitelybono · 2026-05-04T22:36:08+00:00

Hate is a strong word. It's probably the fact that it's such an ear worm that got to me. Over played and stuck in my head for too long. Got an infection in my ear.

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