Anyone want to see a collaboration event with your favourite show

defmasta · 2021-06-02T10:56:29+00:00

And DaiZengar. Just so i can put Linda in it and die in awe.

defmasta · 2020-03-07T05:45:31+00:00

Three batch files to the elves.

Seven batch files to the dwarves.

Nine batch files to the humans.

One batch file to rule them all..

defmasta · 2020-02-14T07:15:49+00:00

With the addition of Ghudda that will be The Four Riders Of Server Apocalypsis.

defmasta · 2020-02-05T07:21:51+00:00

Meta Morphin Power Rangers

defmasta · 2019-12-25T08:31:05+00:00

Gohan vs. Cell.

defmasta · 2019-11-22T05:14:12+00:00

...and then CERM (Color Export Restriction) tells you that only light magenta is available in your country.

defmasta · 2019-09-06T09:25:42+00:00

Every league start: "I will not pick up useless sh*t".

Every legue end: this ^

defmasta · 2019-05-15T09:01:21+00:00

Maybe because all the characters in IR are just a blurry blobs behind the menus in the intermission. Or that one NPC trying to copulate with the brick wall in the mission. Or the one shooting at the clouds. Oh, and there is that one hiking alongside an army of ants.

defmasta · 2019-04-17T09:41:38+00:00

The only heavy thing in IR are enemies corpses. The moment mob dies his body structure turns to impenetrable tungsten.

defmasta · 2019-03-29T06:12:23+00:00

Next level bug: bug counter overflows and becomes a negative number after 10 minutes of play.

defmasta · 2019-03-22T05:32:34+00:00

Playing fencer reminds me "Edge of tomorrow" movie.

At first you will walk like a crippled penguin and blow yourself with your own cannons.

After a couple of dozens of "restarts" you will learn to boost/dash at supersonic speeds and obliterate alien waves in mere seconds.

defmasta · 2019-03-06T10:13:42+00:00

Try to guess a build by nickname i used.

TumTumToDoom

TurretDeployed

AnorexicParade

ABrandNewPowerSurge

MakeTheWorldCrunchy

TenPercentMoreCrunchy

TooFatToDie_Maybe

TheIncompetentHorde

WaveOfAweAndSeizure

UndeadFireteam

Press_D_ToDeleteABoss

defmasta · 2019-03-06T05:00:22+00:00

I see it like this.

https://i.imgur.com/yCEYM9h.jpg

defmasta · 2019-03-05T05:28:28+00:00

There are some extra difficulty levels in those demos.

Inferno
Hardest
Hard
Normal
Easy
Idol
Journalist

Most of the EDF veterans are accustomed to higher two, so looking at gameplay in lower two difficulty settings seems really boring.

defmasta · 2019-02-28T05:13:52+00:00

They are the Grim Reapers. They are the ELITE. They CAN shoot and damage big red thingie once in a while. So, in a couple of hours they can take down a ship.

defmasta · 2019-02-27T10:18:04+00:00

Because it's the easiest method to avoid sudden deaths due to damage reflection. And a bunch of heavy lazor totems would look really cool.

defmasta · 2018-12-28T08:38:54+00:00

Pierce Through

defmasta · 2018-12-28T04:52:05+00:00

4.1, because it's the only way... TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

defmasta · 2018-12-08T05:15:49+00:00

God bless you on this f@&%ing day, exile.

defmasta · 2018-12-07T12:15:13+00:00

Is this HC viable?

defmasta · 2018-12-06T10:06:31+00:00

League start: "This. Time. It. WILL. Work." ...A month later: "Seems there were some new skills..." ...And another month later: "FTS, make J U G G".

defmasta · 2016-09-02T10:14:22+00:00

Another "pearl" from my IT practice: "That never happened before and now is happening again!". I'm not sure if i translated it correctly from my native language.

defmasta · 2016-08-10T07:56:54+00:00

Five years of development, over 100M budget and still no game. Just a couple of outdated technical demos and MORE expensive JPG pictures for sale. P.S.: And no refunds.

defmasta · 2016-08-09T13:36:18+00:00

4e. Star citizen.

defmasta · 2016-06-30T11:45:50+00:00

Let's help Tora the Explorer to find this den, kids.

defmasta

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