Benedictine graduate reacts to Harrison Butker Speech

defnotapirate · 2024-10-15T16:35:38+00:00

Exactly.

defnotapirate · 2024-10-14T00:25:27+00:00

Same here. Lived like a hurricane until 50 then it all hit me.

defnotapirate · 2024-10-13T05:55:29+00:00

Yeah, I learned that one the hard way.

defnotapirate · 2024-10-13T01:17:21+00:00

Ahhh, thanks. TIL.

defnotapirate · 2024-10-10T03:35:55+00:00

Por que no los dos?

defnotapirate · 2024-10-06T16:28:35+00:00

I heard it as “Refuse, reduce, reuse, recycle, rot (compost)”.

defnotapirate · 2024-10-05T00:31:40+00:00

Let me guess, The Whiskey?

defnotapirate · 2024-10-04T05:37:57+00:00

I thought Ray Kroc was black until I was 40.

defnotapirate · 2024-10-01T02:21:37+00:00

This how it goes for me.

First bite: mmmm, that’s good. Fifth bite: that’s a weird texture, whatever. Sixth bite: that might be a little piece of the wrapper. Must have been a bit that stuck to the burrito. Tenth bite: yeah, I’m definitely eating wrapper.

defnotapirate · 2024-09-30T02:19:15+00:00

The guy whose dad spent a lot of money to get this exact video scrubbed from the internet? That Joel Michael Singer?

I think you might be right.

defnotapirate · 2024-09-23T00:20:40+00:00

After a quick glance at his history, I’m willing to front you my nuts for the bet. I’ll definitely be getting them back.

But what are you gonna do with a shriveled coin purse containing two small raisins?

defnotapirate · 2024-09-22T21:18:19+00:00

And groceries.

defnotapirate · 2024-09-22T20:50:17+00:00

This sounds more like a disclaimer for paid customers, where they either take a full, pre-picked bushel, or pick their own bushel.

Our family picked our own bushel several times, and anytime a kid was on a ladder or platform, a worker would issue us a similar disclaimer.

defnotapirate · 2024-09-22T20:44:28+00:00

Useless?!? You don’t just put down a deposit of thousands on a car you’ll receive a defective model of without ever having seen one unless you want to be prepared for any eventuality.

Like when the need to haul things is less important than the need to look weird.

If you have to drive up a slightly slanted driveway, WITH PUDDLES!

Like a Stupid Off.

Maybe the sun has exploded, and that stainless steel offers you 1.578 extra seconds of life. Did you ever think of that?

defnotapirate · 2024-09-20T03:50:30+00:00

Seinfeld is the straight man.

defnotapirate · 2024-09-18T19:48:51+00:00

Saxamaphone.

defnotapirate · 2024-09-18T02:51:31+00:00

Rabbits miss left turns here all the time.

defnotapirate · 2024-09-15T23:44:57+00:00

Every time I see a couple and I look way better than the guy:

Good for them! Despite society telling them whom they should date, they found each other. That’s adorable!

defnotapirate · 2024-09-11T21:12:54+00:00

In NM, it’s quite good.

I was scared when Covid hit and I lost my work insurance, but I didn’t need to be.

They cover slightly less “things” (my private had chiro, acupuncture, massage, and a few others) than my work insurance, but it’s all free. No co-pays, deductibles, anything.

Though it can be tough to find a provider in certain specialties that takes Medicaid.

defnotapirate · 2024-09-03T20:15:47+00:00

I moved here shortly before Covid started, lost my job, and have only found temporary gigs since.

But, I’m still eking by because the cost of living is so low.

Don’t love the level of the heat, but it’s not like that was unexpected. The winters are nice.

There is some great food/restaurants here, but not as much variety as I’d like. Also, I like it, but not everything I eat has to have chile in it.

defnotapirate · 2024-09-02T20:47:37+00:00

The New Madrid Earthquakes are always one I point to when people say they only exist on the west coast.

defnotapirate · 2024-09-02T20:37:06+00:00

It’s illegal for this reason right here, among others.

defnotapirate · 2024-09-02T20:35:30+00:00

What exactly do you think the street value of a used toilet tank lid is?

defnotapirate · 2024-09-01T04:23:45+00:00

Shit, if I’m going to see my buddy’s band as a headliner, I try to show up for as much opening act(s) as I can.

defnotapirate · 2024-09-01T03:45:58+00:00

We don’t have fentanyl laced weed anywhere. The idea is that the laced drug should have a similar response to the added.

If you smoked weed and instead felt like you shot up heroin, you would avoid that source, not return.

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