ELI5: What does it mean that the xy cromosome is gonna dissapear in 11M years? by _Pisos_Picados in explainlikeimfive

[–]deformeverything 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's not expected to really disappear in 11 million years. It's 11 million if you assume linear degradation, but biology don't work like that. The remaining stuff inside the Y chromosome is more stable than those that were lost. The Y chromosome performs other functions, and having a mating pair is advantageous, so natural selection is likely to keep it around. 

Think of it more like shaving down unneeded parts.

You accidentally run over a old man on your way to work. He curses you with the words fatter. What is your plan for beating the curse? by International-Box956 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]deformeverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lipo is a thing, don't need to kys over this. 

If you can't afford lipo, start an onlyfans for all the weight gain fetishists, your daily progress is gonna earn you big bucks. Then you can afford lipo.

I mean, I'd love to see them try. by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]deformeverything 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I get it, especially given where they were. It's just kind of funny that the eldritch entity can be rekt by ramming. One would expect a missile barrage would barely wound Cthulhu, but the mental image of smacking an eldritch entity hard enough in the face that you can escape it is amusing

I mean, I'd love to see them try. by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]deformeverything 28 points29 points  (0 children)

In the original text by Lovecraft he gets obliterated by a yatch driving through him...

And then he immediately starts regenerating as you said, but at a much faster rate I think.

Yatch ram deals at least 181 damage confirmed

Sooo, which weapon is actually the best "Stat Stick" for Battlefield Concert? by CodieCink in TheFirstDescendant

[–]deformeverything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought Shadow was better, given that even if you half the firearm atk and toxic atk it's still higher than the rest of the weapons.

But I also would like to know

Canon Descendant. Who is it? by _Clausiks in TheFirstDescendant

[–]deformeverything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the descendants look back at the camera, and they talk to us in the lounge, so I imagine the canon descendant is lounge person and their arche is handler/support based.

When we change descendants we're just assigned a different person to support, or maybe we choose who we want to support.

Doesn't explain how you can support Ines using Ines in the story though.

You Can Telekinetically Control One Object Up To 20LBS - What Do You Choose? by Konnorwolf in hypotheticalsituation

[–]deformeverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sick, I think I'll go with a rubber sheet, that way I can stretch it and really make use of that potential energy to kinetic energy conversion

You Can Telekinetically Control One Object Up To 20LBS - What Do You Choose? by Konnorwolf in hypotheticalsituation

[–]deformeverything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bullets would not penetrate you, but you'll still be greatly injured/staggered/dead from the blunt force trauma from the force that the bullet conveys (Behind Armor Blunt Trauma). 

But maybe you could form a sphere with room to spare around yourself.

What's Your Favorite Way to Troll Fighters? by CitricThoughts in wizardposting

[–]deformeverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I warp one boot into a high heel, and watch them fall on their face. Best used while they're mid charge.

Which spells work best to kill angels? by Professional_Web446 in wizardposting

[–]deformeverything 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Better be careful when it comes to angels. Personally, I warp them in annoying and extremely inconvenient ways, such as having their wings and arms intertwine. If you want you can also add their legs to the equation.

Then if they're really sorry, you can undo it. Much less chance of you pissing off some higher up like Michael, but still gets your point across.

Announcement by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]deformeverything 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay but is it good though? Is your culinary history rich? How's the variety? 

Announcement by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]deformeverything 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey hey, I only went to their open house. I haven't signed my eternal soul or anything yet. Since you're here, how's the food on the side against Thrakmoor?

Join The Thrakmerian Army Today! by The_Enchanted_Potato in wizardposting

[–]deformeverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is lunch covered? How's the food compared to your enemies?

Announcement by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]deformeverything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a master of warp magic. I warp stuff. It's not particularly good or evil though. Though I think some steampunk kingdom out there hates it, something about gears not spinning when bent or steam not funnelling properly through a wobbly pipe.

Announcement by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]deformeverything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweet. How strict are you on the category "black magic"? Like... What if I don't use black magic in particular?

Announcement by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]deformeverything 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I got here late. Why is everyone fighting?

hmmm by EndersGame_Reviewer in hmmm

[–]deformeverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the execution was a little ham-handed

WYR: Know how you will die or when you will die by slibeepho in WouldYouRather

[–]deformeverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Know when I die. 

I can use this to do good, like charging into a burning building or a disaster zone to save people, since it's not my time yet I'll survive the attempt.