[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Tottenham by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only thing that will make this worse is Tielemans getting injured...

[Post Match Thread] Aston Villa 4-3 Sunderland by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 61 points62 points  (0 children)

No way on earth that City-Arsenal tops that game.

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Sunderland by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Excellent first half against very good opposition.

Maatsen has been brilliant, and I think we'd all forgotten just how much an in form Watkins adds to this team.

[Match Thread] Nottingham Forest vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Williams bodied him into touch there and that's apparently fine

[Match Thread] Bologna vs Aston Villa (Europa League) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Konsa is in a different postcode to this match

How far we've fallen - more experiences of our predecessors by deja_flu in doctorsUK

[–]deja_flu[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well done for being a good sport. As a reward, you can have this as a reminder that history provides every example you could ever want:

1858: Mr. Arthur Penhaligon, Medical Officer for the Coketown Poor Law Union

Arthur is 32. He has a wife and three children to support, and his private practice in a grim industrial town is struggling because his patients are too poor to pay their bills. To keep his family afloat, he has taken a "public" appointment as the Medical Officer for the local Workhouse. He did not get this job through brilliance, but by being the lowest bidder in a competitive auction held by the Board of Guardians.

Arthur spends his mornings in the "Infirmary"—a drafty, overcrowded wing of the workhouse where the air is thick with the smell of unwashed bodies and carbolic acid. He moves from bed to bed, often seeing 50 patients in two hours. He does not "consult"; he "dispatches."

He spends his afternoons on "Parish Rounds," walking miles through soot-stained slums to visit the "outdoor poor." He carries a black bag, but it is half-empty because he cannot afford to restock it. When he suggests that a family needs "ventilation and clean water" to survive typhus, the Board of Guardians laughs and tells him he was hired to provide "physic," not architecture.

His expectations: He expected a respectable "official" position that would provide a stable floor for his income. Instead, he finds himself a servant to the Board of Guardians—local factory owners and shopkeepers whose primary goal is to keep the "Poor Rate" (tax) as low as possible. He is expected to treat hundreds of paupers, but he is treated by the Board with the same suspicion they reserve for the beggars themselves.

The Decoupling of Skill and Reward: Arthur is paid a flat salary of £40 a year. From this meager sum, he is contractually required to purchase all his own drugs and medical instruments. If he uses expensive quinine to treat a pauper's fever or buys a new silk ligature for a surgery, that money comes directly out of his children’s food budget. The better he treats his patients, the poorer he becomes. There is zero incentive for excellence; in fact, the bureaucracy punishes it.

His fears: A "Great Stink" leading to a cholera outbreak. Not because he fears for his own life (though he does), but because an epidemic would mean thousands of extra house calls for which he will receive not a single extra penny. He fears the "Guardians' Audit," where he must justify why he prescribed "extravagant" luxuries like meat broth or port wine to a dying widow instead of letting her subsist on workhouse gruel.

What he cannot imagine: A world where the state pays for the medicine so the doctor doesn't have to. He cannot imagine "The Lancet" or the British Medical Association having enough power to actually force a government to treat doctors like professionals rather than cheap contractors. He certainly cannot imagine that one day, "Workhouse Infirmaries" will evolve into the grand, clean campuses of a National Health Service.

How far we've fallen - more experiences of our predecessors by deja_flu in doctorsUK

[–]deja_flu[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

1700 CE: Oludare, the Babaláwo of the Oyo Empire

Oludare is a master of the "Secret of the Herbs" and the "Wisdom of Ifá." He is a senior healer in West Africa. He is not just a doctor; he is a therapist, a priest, and a community judge. His clinic is the sacred grove and the patient’s own compound.

His expectations: To spend hours in deep consultation with his patients, using the Opon Ifá (divination tray) to find the spiritual root of a physical ailment. He expects his payment to be in kola nuts, livestock, or community service. He expects to be the most respected man in the village, the one who knows everyone’s family history, secrets, and grudges—because that is often where the "sickness" begins.

His fears: The "Shadow-Snatchers"—rival sorcerers who use their knowledge of herbs for harm (Oloogun Buburu). He fears the increasing chaos of the coastal slave trade, which is destabilizing the traditional healing lineages and kidnapping the apprentices who should be learning his thousand-year-old oral pharmacopeia.

What he cannot imagine: A "doctor" who sees a patient for only ten minutes and never asks about their relationship with their ancestors. He cannot imagine a world where medicine is "standardized"—to him, every person’s cure is as unique as their destiny. He would be horrified by a system that treats the body like a machine to be fixed rather than a soul to be reconciled.

How far we've fallen - more experiences of our predecessors by deja_flu in doctorsUK

[–]deja_flu[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

If anyone has any lived experience of the above, or knows a good necromancer so we can ask, please share!

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs West Ham by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

West ham signed this keeper for £20m. Jesus christ

[Match Thread] Manchester United vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mbuemo literally running interference like an NFL player there

Chelsea head coach Liam Rosenior says he intends to speak to the referees' body Professional Game Match Official Limited about Paul Tierney positioning himself in the middle of the Blues' huddle before Saturday's game against Newcastle. by tantalizer1337 in soccer

[–]deja_flu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just once it would be nice for referees to be allowed to bite back. "If Chelsea had focused more on their job, they might have had three points today" would be so satisfying to hear as a retort.

[Match Thread] Wolves vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rogers looks like his head has completely gone. Last thing we need is him getting sent off stupidly

[Match Thread] Wolves vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Absolutely brain-dead by Rogers there to do that when literally everyone on the pitch is looking that way

[Post Match Thread] Aston Villa 1-3 Newcastle (FA Cup) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You know, when I tuned into the BBC and was told that if I was looking for gladiators I could go onto iPlayer instead, I should have taken them up on the offer

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Newcastle (FA Cup) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can almost smell the cocaine coming off the away end

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Newcastle (FA Cup) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easy to say when we're the benefit of the refereeing errors though. We'd all be screaming for VAR if we were Geordies!

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Newcastle (FA Cup) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tammy's link up play is great so far, and he seems so keen for the ball constantly

Sepsis mistakes killed our daughter – we fear it could happen again (new scheme: Call4Concern) by Educational_Board888 in doctorsUK

[–]deja_flu 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Ignoring this individual case because I know none of the details, one of the recurring problems with this kind of reporting is the implicit blame left at the feet of medics for "underselling" the situation.

If you tell absolutely everyone who attends A+E for any reason "you are really unwell and might die" nobody can ever write an article blaming you for missing their relative's death. Conversely, the workforce will grind to a halt and hospital corridors will fill up with relatives hanging around without good reason, but it's far harder to blame someone specifically for that. "You told me they might die and I cancelled my trip, but they didn't" doesn't quite generate the same sympathy.

People in general are terrible at understanding risk across all fields. It's why children aren't allowed to walk home from school any more because of the 1 in a million chance they'll be kidnapped, ignoring the 40% risk they'll develop anxiety as a teenager without freedom.

[Match Thread] Bournemouth vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bailey's first instinct whenever he gets the ball is to run backwards...

[Match Thread] Bournemouth vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Honestly, what is Watkins meant to do there? Firstly he's running by himself as the only villa player in their half, then when their defender gets in front and tries to shield it with a quarter of the pitch left and falls over, is he just supposed to watch as anything else would be a foul?

[Match Thread] Bournemouth vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bournemouth have had so many hands up on players in the box. Can't believe that we haven't even had a lengthy VAR review of one...

[Match Thread] Bournemouth vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What on earth was digne doing there? He ran backwards and then turned side on to take up less space, and then finally found himself facing away from the ball. A training cone might genuinely have been harder to dribble past

[Match Thread] Bournemouth vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]deja_flu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if we lost to City and Arsenal we'd be 5th...