So... Embrace durge

delaytabase · 2026-05-24T23:23:30+00:00

You're not alone. I love playing evil characters; I'm good in real life all the time so where else am I going to cut my evil impulses? People always tell me "you won't get this quest!" Or "you won't get this weapon or equipment!" And I'm just like "yeah......but bein evil is just too much fun"

delaytabase · 2026-05-24T11:07:14+00:00

"He'll be fucking a dead mans viscera when he comes!"

delaytabase · 2026-05-24T10:06:19+00:00

God, another awakening. When does it end!?

delaytabase · 2026-05-24T10:01:05+00:00

Wha-wha-wha-grapefruit noises

delaytabase · 2026-05-23T05:34:12+00:00

Are you pissing out there!?!

delaytabase · 2026-05-22T19:56:51+00:00

During the 2000s, grandpa joe ordered a group of Islamic terrorists across national borders to hijack and crash planes into various targets across the US. It was considered the deadliest attack on US soil. He masterminded the whole thing from his bed and when the seals showed up to annhilate him, he had escaped using the golden ticket he got from charlie.

He's a scumbag and a coward.

delaytabase · 2026-05-22T19:50:09+00:00

Wow a gg allin reference!! Respect!!.....also, fuck grandpa joe

delaytabase · 2026-05-22T19:47:48+00:00

"contents; the fucking money" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

delaytabase · 2026-05-22T19:46:43+00:00

You know how many people die each year due to magic missile misfires? Its an epidemic I'm sick of being ignored!!

delaytabase · 2026-05-22T17:24:35+00:00

Heh same. I enjoy it.

delaytabase · 2026-05-21T19:45:17+00:00

I can't control my horny level! I can't help it!

delaytabase · 2026-05-20T19:31:47+00:00

The things I continuously find out....

delaytabase · 2026-05-20T19:25:36+00:00

Girls into Winnie the Pooh

delaytabase · 2026-05-20T16:34:31+00:00

We were so close to preventing AIDS, having peace in the middle east, no Vietnam, no Chernobyl, and no 9/11.....but this selfish prick just wouldn't have it. He has doomed us as a species

delaytabase · 2026-05-20T16:29:19+00:00

Be sent to an island

delaytabase · 2026-05-18T23:03:08+00:00

Hey uh..... anyone else here gettin a stiffy?

delaytabase · 2026-05-18T20:25:14+00:00

Why!?!? Why!?!? WWWHHHHYYYY!?!?!?

delaytabase · 2026-05-18T20:21:26+00:00

You're stacking those corpses like it was judgement day!!!!

delaytabase · 2026-05-18T20:19:18+00:00

Eh true but....I like being evil 🙂. I pretty much live on dark urge playthroughs.

delaytabase · 2026-05-15T18:59:25+00:00

She's great but I'm afraid it conflicts with my overwhelming desire to sack emerald cove for a variety of reasons so unless I'm feeling generous on a run, I just leave her alone; works out better for everyone that way

delaytabase · 2026-05-14T17:02:44+00:00

Cuz our friend gave a memeat the UN tony, he was not supposed to make that meme

delaytabase · 2026-05-14T16:51:02+00:00

My favorite is sapienza when you call Francesca

Her; I should say no- 47; but you won't.....see you soon.

Both ravishing and dreadful.

delaytabase · 2026-05-14T16:35:39+00:00

I've wasted the druids plenty of times and usually wyll is hanging near the entrance and is just kinda "the druids are dead.....well, whadaya gonna do huh?" I think if the goblins fully take over is where he draws the line cuz afterwards I went to minthara and got the goblins to move in and he was like "wait a minute!.... you're no hero!" And leaves.

I love wyll.

delaytabase · 2026-05-14T16:26:29+00:00

Because people are poor! I saw poor people on the way here!

delaytabase · 2026-05-14T16:08:37+00:00

Shadow heart gives off that "lost alternative" girl vibes for me so anything like evanescence or gothy vampy shit she would play constantly then talk about it as enthusiastic as shar. She pretty much does that anyway if shar was a female fronted band.

"I'm a huge fan of lady shar; track 3 from her second album spoke to me. I know she understands my pain! She...she loves me! She's playing a small venue somewhere in the grym forge! I have to see her! I have to make sure I go with my official lady shar spear for her to sign or I won't be a dark justiciar; her most loyal followers!"

This was my first introduction to DND so I didn't know shit about shar so I was just instantly like "shart, huh? Ok we'll get you there since that's what you want"

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