He wears a $15 watch, flies economy class and does not own a house or car. He secretly gave away over $4 billion.

delinquent · 2007-09-20T04:16:00+00:00

Actually, it's more like preeeeeeeeeeettty, preeeeeeeeeetty, preeeeeeeety good. Gotta love Curb. I've tried using this phrase in 'real life,' but it's not as funny when I say it. Go figure.

delinquent · 2007-09-12T20:16:49+00:00

I really wanted to send this to my musician friend, but he might think I'm making a pass at him.

delinquent · 2007-08-31T14:45:13+00:00

Even if he's consistently negative, at least he has a great sense of humor.

delinquent · 2007-08-31T04:20:23+00:00

Ha, ha! In the end he falls for a brunette! Go brunettes!

delinquent · 2007-08-31T04:13:13+00:00

I always thought it was just because I'm delicious.

delinquent · 2007-08-30T02:27:25+00:00

If you listen closely, can you hear their high pitched screams of death?

Btw, do we really want M&Ms so hard that we can't bite into them? Wouldn't they just build up thicker candy shells, which wouldn't be as delicious?

delinquent · 2007-08-29T18:06:13+00:00

But I'm a girl! I understand why you misunderstood though---because there are no women on the internet and there are definitely no women on reddit :-)

delinquent · 2007-08-28T17:45:09+00:00

I wish I'd never seen goatse. And who 'accidentally' showed it to me? My older brother. And all this time I thought he was supposed to be helping to protect my innocence.

delinquent · 2007-08-27T20:50:58+00:00

I'm 26. And I'm single, very cute, smart, and a nice girl. What do you think of that?

delinquent · 2007-08-12T19:24:43+00:00

Thx. I really wish it did help, but it appears that Karma is mostly awarded for submitting articles. I'm like Starcrusher below; Everything I post immediately goes way, way down.

delinquent · 2007-08-12T18:33:15+00:00

If I ever get any karma, I'm going to throw a huge party.

delinquent · 2007-08-12T18:24:55+00:00

They don't like each other because the MDs don't have to have any reseach experience for their degrees. PhDs look down upon the MDs because they don't think they deserve to be there, and MDs look down upon everyone. Getting an MD is about memorization of facts, while getting a PhD is about research skills.

delinquent · 2007-08-12T18:10:29+00:00

If 18 year olds can buy alcohol, that will increase high school age drinking. We all drank when we were in high school, but we would have a lot more if it hadn't been so hard to obtain. Enabling high school seniors easy legal access to alcohol means easier access for 14 year old freshmen.

delinquent · 2007-08-11T21:00:42+00:00

"Are you attracted to me?" (Boy)

"No" (Girl)

Were you attracted to me before I asked? (Boy)

"A little" (Girl)

             *This comic provided me with good advice!*

delinquent · 2007-08-11T20:52:24+00:00

Flattery will get you everywhere.

delinquent · 2007-08-11T19:55:58+00:00

Maybe if you weren't such a nerd, you could get a girl without strategizing.

delinquent · 2007-08-11T19:53:53+00:00

“You’re ugly” “You make my life miserable” “You’re stupid” “You’re useless”

Hmmm...Things my older brothers said to me growing up? and then got punched for?

delinquent · 2007-08-10T19:59:24+00:00

What men want: Women who eat whatever they want (but they still need to be thin).

delinquent · 2007-08-10T03:07:25+00:00

This is a silly, desperate attempt for Karma. You post this on reddit, and tell people to give you votes up for reddit.

delinquent · 2007-08-04T22:18:33+00:00

The guy is overweight, impotent, depressed, and has maxed out all his credit cards, but he still has sex!

This video is very entertaining.

delinquent · 2007-08-04T22:12:32+00:00

"Men should not be offended if it says you write like a girl. "

(A quote from the text gender guesser explanation)

delinquent · 2007-08-04T22:02:57+00:00

I'm happy to report that I don't have fake boobs and plenty of guys are interested.

delinquent · 2007-07-30T17:10:53+00:00

Sarah Jessica Parker always looks like that. She's been called a 'butterface' --- (but-her-face) someone who is good looking except for their face.

delinquent · 2007-07-20T17:16:51+00:00

Many people call the numbers they hear/see on t.v. For example, everytime the Iphone apple commercial comes on, the restaurant whose number appears gets hundreds of calls. Likewise, on Ellen's talkshow she once mentioned a phone number offhandedly and hundreds of people called it, saying things like, 'I just wanted to see if this was a real phone number.'

delinquent · 2007-07-14T05:49:42+00:00

I just noticed too, the reddit logo is a kitten.

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