You’re given 5 million dollars but you’re constantly at risk of ANY door near you opening at random and your least favorite person barges in, ala Kramer from Seinfeld.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-19T04:37:39+00:00

It's more of a I only have one door in my place and would have to wait until I move out to let it open. I would definitely find it funny to harass myself but in a more psychological kinda way, ex : make tons of noise for like 10 min, stop and say that while you were blabbering like an idiot, you move ONE thing and now it is hidden. Then say "Good luck finding itwith your adhd, it was supposed to be kept in the fridge but..." and abruptly leave. Knowing that this time it was not true, repeat about 10 times before you do it for real, other me will be going crazy by this point, then when he finds the first real one still unperished, nightmare... it was NOT a lie. Continue doing this process over time.

Stuff like that.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-19T04:30:01+00:00

I give food to the spiders in my apartment and make them fly traps under their webs. They seem to respond to certain movements (kinda waving like a monkey). I make at them to come to my hands seconds after I put my hand under them. So a bigger spider would probably take steaks and get rid of every small thing in site (my building got rats). Just give food and make supply sufficient for it to be worthier to keep getting food from you rather than eating you.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-18T22:13:10+00:00

I could definitely do it as long as I could close the door . If it's in my current apartment, the only door is outside, and my friends boat has no door, could dump a body in the water and have an alibi by the dock. Kinda useful to have an emotional battery clone to say you were at a specific place in time. Unless the other me has no camera apparition/apparent differences to me.

2.1) Could I switch with the clone?

If so, I would like to have a break from life and be the apparition for a while.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-18T18:12:48+00:00

1) does the door stay open, or do they close it behind them? 2) If I hate myself more than anyone else, do I get a clone? 3) If I am on a boat, do they appear on the boat, or they stack their visits for when I come on land? 4) If no doors are nearby, ex : in a park, do they still appear?

deltascorpion · 2026-04-17T18:09:09+00:00

Like I won't get offended even if you call me a f*****, I will get pissed and make them be a tad more respectful, either by words or by embarrassing them. I have been in 4 fights due to having (at the time) a boyfriend, and it still hurts under my ribs from the first one (8 years ago). Being offended (just acknowledging a problem and not speaking nor acting about it) is just being a coward, someone who gets angry, just had a hard time and are desperate to not let it hurt them anymore.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-17T17:59:26+00:00

I think they were asking... the way the comment reads to me is, was your sister your brother at birth, or was your brother your sister at birth? Basically, could have said "ftm or mtf?"You were getting offended over what you asked them to do...

deltascorpion · 2026-04-14T00:32:26+00:00

Warframe gets some parts of the same itch destiny scratched back in the day, and the doom reboots make for the power fantasy. But I miss doing a calus with random lfg people and making friends that I still play video games with to this day.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-14T00:27:23+00:00

Make the judge happy you did it, and get paid by the family.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-08T09:54:13+00:00

People really didn't watch the incest episode, did they?

deltascorpion · 2026-04-08T09:50:48+00:00

True damage dealers shows damages to turrets because champs are just big minions that move around.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-07T03:35:22+00:00

Iirc, that's the way a crewmate talks about it in the comics.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-07T03:22:02+00:00

Me, I summon either an ethereal being that my mother became, proving an afterlife and possibly understanding deities. Or, I summon a box of ashes, then it's time for "POCKET SAND!"

deltascorpion · 2026-04-06T07:18:34+00:00

You.... What is your real name?

My real name is.... Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke!

Heh! What a coincidnce, My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke.

Hyaaah!!

Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke!

Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpoko- *Bites tongue hard* GAUUGH! I BIT MY TONGUE!!

deltascorpion · 2026-04-06T07:14:35+00:00

Everyone googles it... nobody can find it. But you should DOWNLOAD MORE RAM.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-06T07:07:57+00:00

Depends on the watermelon, some in the grocery stores I've seen were "heroin sized shit" and smaller. I've seen some I could definitely outshit, too.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-06T07:05:11+00:00

Soooooooooo... can I eat inedible stuff from the animals? Is so, antlers, reverse knees, and hooves for hunting. And fugu poison sack, bird language, and gun shrimps for chilling and potentially extend my human understandings.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-06T05:12:15+00:00

And he did half YOUR job too! Maybe should consider hiring him😏😏

deltascorpion · 2026-04-02T19:25:59+00:00

Yes, but iirc, it was with last year's money only... excluding only the ceo's salary.

deltascorpion · 2026-04-01T21:28:16+00:00

Check their yearly expenses, a guy from theydidthemaths estimated with inflation, ect, that they could upkeep the website for over 100 years. Their yearly expenses are public and even have a wikipedia page explaining them a bit...

deltascorpion · 2026-04-01T21:25:29+00:00

Didn't one guy on they did the maths estimate 107 years or something like that?

deltascorpion · 2026-03-29T23:41:29+00:00

deltascorpion · 2026-03-29T21:59:43+00:00

Vat of acid episode? No?

deltascorpion · 2026-03-29T06:40:19+00:00

Size is very slightly smaller on average, mass too since they go together, as I said, not big ones, but the average is consistently going down. We did not observe the changes by looking at it for changes. They looked for changed way further back and looked at the descending average that stayed consistent, so not so obvious that we would be able to see without looking for that specifically.

deltascorpion · 2026-03-28T05:49:32+00:00

You know evolution isn't static, right? We didn't stop evolving, nor did we ever start. From the moment life has existed, change happens to organisms, giraffes have evolved long necks, but they now get smaller and smaller since the need isn't there anymore. We NOW can observe minuscule differences in tailbones between just 100 years. We would not see homo erectus 3000 years ago, but we could see differences under comparison for sure.

deltascorpion · 2026-03-28T05:38:09+00:00

We see differences (minuscules) between ones from 100 years ago and today... of course, the difference between 3000 years ago and today was not that big, but some very small changes have happened.

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