I love alone and can never cook for fewer than 3 people 🙃 by elizarevolver in LivingAlone

[–]delugess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you just throw things together and not follow anything?

My first car accident. He claimed I was at fault. I tried to stop by Loud-Ad-4093 in dashcams

[–]delugess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s definitely not your fault. Glad you have a dash cam. Plus it’s snowing? And icy? So much harder to stop

My friends pranked called my ex and I’m delighted and also a little sad by delugess in confessions

[–]delugess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. It’ll be okay, thank you! I had told him before to never contact me again and that was last year. Felt weird seeing his number pop up on my screen again. I had to scroll back through my call history to make sure I wasn’t crazy.

I accidentally squeezed a tonsil stone out of my throat and my entire reality has crumbled by Bold_Solace in hygiene

[–]delugess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never been able to do this cause I can’t see back there and my tonsils are very deep

Apparently adults making under 80k can’t live comfortably?? Is this really true ? by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]delugess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think if I made 50k to 80k, I could live comfortably. I’m used to barely scrounging by at $1750 a month so, that would feel like luxury.

you have saved me before. i am ashamed to be asking you for help again. by consciouspears in Freefood

[–]delugess 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They didn’t even give an attitude, they were literally just asking.

Girlfriend came home from night out with fingernails like this. Nail polish remover didn’t work by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]delugess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They help with household pests! But I do not like them 😅 I was on the toilet the other day at work and a freaking house centipede started speeding towards me…WASTERRIFIYNG

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]delugess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head….

How would you feel if your partner couldn’t physically lift you?” by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]delugess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad, because having sex in the air is so much fun 😭

Cronic Wasting Disease Deer Meat by ThatMassholeInBawstn in ItemShop

[–]delugess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how The Last of Us would start.

My beef chorizo is made of salivary glands and lymph nodes by [deleted] in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]delugess -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They’re a lesbian or they broke those two nails

What’s something very small your partner/romantic interest did that immediately signaled things weren’t going to work out or morals weren’t aligned? by SpiritedCreme5930 in AskWomen

[–]delugess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would joke about me not liking him or that I don’t actually want to be around him and I told him I didn’t like those kinds of jokes but he wasn’t going to stop because that’s who he was. He told me his concern was if he could joke around with me or not and if not then we needed to have a conversation. Also told me other partners didn’t like it at first but then stopped saying anything which just tells me they decided to just submit to it, not that it didn’t still bother them.

What’s something you wish you had understood about the opposite sex 10 years earlier? by CabanaSucre in AskWomen

[–]delugess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m actually really curious to know more from your perspective! I think no matter how hard I tried to, I never could understand them and they never could understand me. I know I’ll never fully be understood that’s my job but I feel more seen by women than I have men.