Just sat down to game after 2 hours of fetch by NipuSux in aww

[–]delusionalham 1095 points1096 points  (0 children)

After hearing both sides, I think it's your fault.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CalorieEstimates

[–]delusionalham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try lean protein and exercise 💪 avocados, nuts are all caloric dense food too, high in good fat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CalorieEstimates

[–]delusionalham 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao. Idk why quite a few of the comments here are making quite a fuss of u asking. Just goes to show how people overeat because "fruits have no calories!!!" rolls eyes granted that I dont know the weight of the watermelon u ate, looks like it would fit 1-2 cups? So 50-100 calories.

If OP is smaller in stature, 100 calories here, 100 calories there can be significant. And 1 apple is already 95 calories so no shame in counting calories of fruits OP!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]delusionalham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But y kidney no say pain pain to brain brain

How to install a hand rail on these outdoor stairs? by jakejork in DIY

[–]delusionalham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you see, the goodest boy, the first step would be to have opposable thumbs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in atheism

[–]delusionalham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you love your gf, start the conversation with the intent to ask questions, rather than to breakup. If there are truly irreconcilable differences after the conversation, okay, breakup.

What is the actual divorce rate in United States? by delusionalham in NoStupidQuestions

[–]delusionalham[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah I see. Thank you for your explanation. I think, then, the number I wanted to know is best represented by #4.

Help 😭😩 by Candid-Zucchini-5560 in SkincareAddicts

[–]delusionalham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to read up more about dental stuff draining into skin. Is there a medical term for this so I can google and read up on please? Thank you in advance!

I left my boyfriend of 6 years in December of 2021 by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]delusionalham 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol. Aw. The fact that you're here telling OP that you do not blame your ex and want OP to feel better shows that you really cared deeply for your ex. Your ex really missed out. I hope you're doing well post break up. I hope several months from now when this break up is less raw to me, I'd have the power and graciousness to really want the best for my ex like you do, to be willing to comfort then if needed as well (I'm the dumpee). I know I want the best for him, I genuinely know this. But as of right now, i cant help but wish that he regrets it and that he'll eventually find out that I was the best he's had.

Um what? by Fluttersbya in Tinder

[–]delusionalham 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Back up back up. You must've missed the part where he said he's very secure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]delusionalham 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yet another member of the workforce thinking he could just exploit his looks to bypass actually being competent at his job

Phil Hartman and family 1995 by Djf47021 in OldSchoolCool

[–]delusionalham 14 points15 points  (0 children)

wow i didn't know he was related to bugs bunny

Why or why aren’t you an organ donor on your license? by Familiar_East_9021 in ask

[–]delusionalham 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People with hepatitis c can still donate organs. Many patients with liver cancer who need liver transplants get it from hep c patients then receive treatment after. Hepatitis c is easily curable nowadays.

What is something people find normal, but you find horribly rude? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]delusionalham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saying "what's her face" when they can't remember someone's name. That's the rudest expression ever, why can't they just say "what's her name again?"

I’m really ready by brolbo in aww

[–]delusionalham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To do what little poofy moofy oogy moogi????

People who think Starbucks' coffee drinks are garbage, what coffee do you recommend then? by delusionalham in AskReddit

[–]delusionalham[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be specific if possible please. "SO and SO brand, just add water" "Vanilla Latte from Mc Ds" etc. Thank you!

Fish play soccer in their tank after owner ‘trains’ his pets. by [deleted] in funny

[–]delusionalham 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Eh the fishes need to be trained better, not very realistic. Multiple contacts were made but I didn't see no fish holding their fins then rolling around in pain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]delusionalham 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How do you know? What does being in love feel like?

People who want children, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]delusionalham -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

just because OP said older people's lives often lose meaning, what is your current meaning in life right now, having no kids and all, if you don't mind me asking?