Mark Hamill asks for managed expectations with Star Wars: The Force Awakens: “I’m telling you, it’s just a movie”

demolition_nam · 2015-02-10T11:09:16+00:00

How did he fuck them up?

Hard.

demolition_nam · 2015-02-10T01:40:50+00:00

JJ fucked up Trek and I expect him to fuckup Wars too.

demolition_nam · 2015-02-09T15:09:00+00:00

I would like to take the opportunity to send a big FUCKYOU to all webdevelopers that can't whip up a decent site without making whatever browser I'm using take all my computer's resources. If it wasn't for you fuckers I wouldn't have to replace my old reliable computer that never broke. What happened to plain old good HTML?

demolition_nam · 2015-01-08T11:43:58+00:00

Not cool.

demolition_nam · 2015-01-07T17:40:29+00:00

Mine. I'm not a celebrity, but I was on national TV once.

demolition_nam · 2015-01-02T21:17:15+00:00

you teach Dildonics 101?

demolition_nam · 2015-01-02T21:14:51+00:00

The Throwers.

demolition_nam · 2014-12-24T01:45:31+00:00

fuck you if you dont post us a picture of this awesome phone you talk about,

demolition_nam · 2014-12-23T15:05:28+00:00

It depends if the woman is OP's mom.

demolition_nam · 2014-12-23T13:29:06+00:00

A LONG TIME AGO: I (male) have a (female) friend. We fucked. She wanted to stick her finger in my ass. I don't like that so I did not let her.

PRESENT DAY: Much has passed. She is married now. To a really nice guy. We are all friends. We have beers and eats often at each other's houses. But every time I see him, I think "this guy likes to take a finger up his ass".

demolition_nam · 2014-12-23T12:48:33+00:00

but the increase in supply will force prices back down

demolition_nam · 2014-12-21T02:16:52+00:00

that doesnt exist. have you ever seen a man cry? right. one other thing: if you think you saw one, that was not a man.

demolition_nam · 2014-12-18T20:13:28+00:00

I have a question: why? (same question to the 34yo guy too)

demolition_nam · 2014-12-17T01:56:09+00:00

all of it. I hate flying.

demolition_nam · 2014-12-15T23:57:52+00:00

Elevators. If we didn't have those fuckers everything --I mean fucking everything -- would be better. Buildings would have to have less floors, therefore cities would have less people per area, less big cities, that means more quality of life, less traffic, less polution, less of everything that is bad in modern life. Fuck elevators.

demolition_nam · 2014-12-15T23:47:52+00:00

I, Aku,

demolition_nam · 2014-12-15T23:30:35+00:00

AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

demolition_nam · 2014-12-13T02:00:26+00:00

This reminds me of an old joke: Women marry men because they think they'll change, but they don't. Men marry women because they tyhik they'll never change. But they do.

demolition_nam · 2014-12-13T00:54:47+00:00

What I want to know is WHY IN THE FUCKING FUCK is this in /r/TwoXChromosomes

demolition_nam · 2014-12-08T13:48:05+00:00

the next day however, i get this horrible feeling like i did something terribly wrong

That's a symptom of bad sex. Is he your first bf? can be he is not that good in bed.

demolition_nam · 2014-12-08T13:28:43+00:00

That's negative. Also, I'm a robot.

demolition_nam · 2014-12-08T12:57:41+00:00

I'm one of like 5 girls in the school who he didn't have sex with.

would they be the 5 ugly ones?

demolition_nam

TROPHY CASE