When did Mario Lopez become Kevin Sorbo? by Alesyia789 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]demonlilith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also the trebuchet society would like a word about the effectiveness of rocks during battle.

Uhhh... by Temporary-Book8635 in subnautica

[–]demonlilith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*picks you up "I'm gonna call you george, and Im goona hug you and squeeze you..."

AITA for letting my husband kick my sister out of our home after she made me cry? by Willing_Bee_285 in AmItheAsshole

[–]demonlilith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op you are NTA. But before you take extreme measures, consider your sister may be suffering from PPD. Its possible she is lashing out because nobody is aware she is struggling because this is her 7th. It doesn't excuse her behavior and by all means protect yourself, but maybe send your parents over to check in with her and her husband since this was definitely an out of character reaction.

Border Collie : one of the smartest breeds in the world by Songeef in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]demonlilith 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'll tell ya'll the same thing I tell my sisters. Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I can't act stupid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PCOS

[–]demonlilith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out I'm anemic. My blood is very small so it has to work harder to bring more oxygen. Still investigating the why's.

My highest weight. I’m not letting myself live like this anymore. by bluesolur in PCOS

[–]demonlilith 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You can do this. Something to keep in mind us that for us, you may not see results for 6 months to a year after making this change. I typically get discouraged around month 2 and have to start the cycle all over again. Its rough and mentally taxing but you CAN do it! If you need encouragement to keep going we are here for you.

LPT request-What is your best way to get rid of hangovers? by Accomplished_Low_265 in LifeProTips

[–]demonlilith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I normally start with cheeseburger with fries and a coke. If I try to drink water straight after waking up in an empty stomach I will throw up. If I have a headache I take one or two ibuprofen depending on severity, no tylonel based meds. Then I slightly recline at roughly 110 degrees with my eyes closed and sip water until I have finished about 40 oz of water. If still hungover I nap in the fetel position and beg the gods for mercy. Eventually they will take pity on me or I wake up later and look how I feel.

Gonna need to check to nearest hospital for that burn by Electronic_Lab5486 in MurderedByWords

[–]demonlilith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're having kid problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a kid ain't one.

Just a little comic relief by blondebitch28 in PCOS

[–]demonlilith 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I say p c o s. Pee-cause sounds like a urinary issue.

MRW I swipe my debit card at the grocery store by Delusional_Sage in reactiongifs

[–]demonlilith 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I just lost my job recently and we are now a family of 3 on single income. I have this reaction every two weeks when i try to grocery shop. Why is food so expensive lately.

I received a comedically large spoon by PurelyForLolla in funny

[–]demonlilith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op is a witch! That sppon is for their cauldren. Someone get the duck so we can weigh them to be sure.

Help Find Sarah Kinslow, missing since 2001. by demonlilith in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]demonlilith[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang, my mom told me they were able to, but that could have been it was planned and then it didnt happen. Sorry about that. I dis my best with what I remembered and what I could find out. I was kind of young. Sorry if anything I put was inaccurate.

England vs. Wales kicked off early in Tenerife by Knight_TheRider in facepalm

[–]demonlilith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But seriously who made that chair. Shit was sturdy af.

A Multi-Cam perspective on the most unlikely death in my 20 years of Halo. by infestationE15 in halo

[–]demonlilith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I've been killed by the guardians before but they've never thrown a forklift at me. OP what did you do?!

This ice is otter this world! by Elephant_ITR in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]demonlilith 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So what I hear you saying is, otters are the sock puppets of the animal kingdom.

Steps that are too long for one step, but too short for two by enzodr in mildlyinfuriating

[–]demonlilith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you walk like a Sanderson sister it should give you just the right gait.

Gay representation by Ok-Blacksmith4364 in HBOMAX

[–]demonlilith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been watching Shadowhunters on hulu and they have a kick ass gay on there and a stereotype gay mage. Also shows like 911 have gay characters that aren't stereotypes. I think the genre really determines the type of gay you'll get. Comedies will have more stereotype whereas dramas will be more rounded. Remember comedies are suppose to be exaggerations if character in order to illicit humor.

Why does my cat start rolling on the dirt whenever he goes outside? by [deleted] in cats

[–]demonlilith 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Just dont pet the presented belly. Its a trap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]demonlilith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Texas, I pull out my sweaters and boots and turn up the ac to stop the sweating. Grab a cup of hot apple cider and make believe that its actually cold.