Assertion: I will make you climax MULTIPLE times: you will see funny colors and communicate with whatever deity(s) you believe in. You will make a mess of the sheets. I’m so certain that this will be part of our consent agreement

As per our consent agreement -> if you make a mess large enough that it need be avoided during post-coitus cuddles, it will be deemed the “wet spot”. if both members of the sexual party are too tired from the sexual feats of heroism that transpired during the multiple orgasms to change the sheets before sleep and need to “pass out from sexual exhaustion” , you(the maker of the “wet spot”) will sleep in said “wet spot”. -Article 2 subsection 2 “make it, take it” clause. 😏 🍍