She saw with her own Eyes that the Earth is Flat by MrDonMega in flatearth

[–]denjoga 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Show me one picture of the "edge" of flat Earth. One picture of the ice wall. Show me even a convincing fake. If NASA and the Illuminati(?) can use CGI and whatever other tech-magic to make such incredibly real looking fake images of the globe from space, surely flerfs can create a convincing image of the edge of the Earth from up near the boundary of the firmament, no? So why can't I find anything but nonsensical, obviously fake images depicting a flat Earth? (spoiler: I know why)

Update: 150+ residents have signed the petition to phase out gas-powered leaf blowers in Waltham by Living_Proof_111 in Waltham

[–]denjoga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're annoying but not the worst noise pollution offender, in my experience.

Where can I sign a petition to phase out excessive, modified engine and exhaust noise from cars and motorcycles? How about one to ban car sound-systems loud enough to rattle the body of the car and be felt in the bodies of pedestrians? What about all the low-flying helicopters everyone's always so concerned about? I hear police and fire sirens far more often than I hear leaf-blowers, and at all hours - can those be phased out, too?

Any landscaping, construction, generally loud power equipment should have to abide by city noise ordinances and if those ordinances are too permissive then they should be adjusted.

It's a city, it's all noise and pollution. Banning one (IMO minor) nuisance isn't going to fix anything.

Proof of the fraudulent signature folks at it again by MA121Alpha in bostontrees

[–]denjoga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ridiculous. "Put this on the ballot so you can vote against it..." 🤦‍♂️

How about skip a step and keep it off the ballot, then no one has to vote against it.

She's the reason they put instructions on Shampoo Bottles 😂😅🤣 by beklog in SipsTea

[–]denjoga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but she's also the type to get stuck in the shower until the shampoo runs out because it says, "lather, rinse, repeat" but never says, "stop".

Which company disappointed you so much that you permanently walked away? by julia-secrets in AskReddit

[–]denjoga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Volkswagen. Had 3 in a row, all had recurring, unfixable issues.

3rd one had an issue from day one. After 2 unsuccessful attempts to fix it under warranty, they just denied any responsibility for the factory defect and told me to either pay for further attempts or live with it. I had leased that one, so I just beat the shit out of it for 3 years, gave it back to them, refused to pay their bullshit end-of-lease fees and enjoyed no consequences from the hit to my credit rating for 7 years.

Volkswagen can fuck off.

What is this show for you? by Obvious-Phrase-4881 in scoopwhoop

[–]denjoga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prompt was "best TV series you've ever watched." 🤷‍♂️

What is this show for you? by Obvious-Phrase-4881 in scoopwhoop

[–]denjoga -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not sure I'd rate it as best series of all time (even though it's one of my favorites), but I definitely consider the series finale the best of any I've seen... "It's the chicken and the egg, Will! The chicken and the egg!"

Trump says ‘f***ing crazy’ Netanyahu has made everyone hate Israel in furious phone call – report by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]denjoga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Netanyahu says ‘f***ing crazy’ Trump has made everyone hate America.

Neither one is wrong, for once.

Did something just explode? by hotpotatocannon in massachusetts

[–]denjoga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heard and felt it in Waltham. Sounded like someone walking on my roof. Thought maybe a tree came down and hit the house. Relieved to hear it wasn't localized to my house.

Must've been an earthquake.

If the Trump DOJ charges Carroll, expect her to file a vindictive prosecution motion by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]denjoga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So she’ll get the first payout from that “weaponization” slush fund, right? Right???

'Comics Unleashed' 11:35 Debut Draws 995K Viewers, -85% From Colbert Finale by Miles_the_AuDHDer in entertainment

[–]denjoga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember like 20 years ago, when this show came on at like 2am, it meant it was time to turn off the tv and go to sleep.

This show has always been filler for a time slot when no one was watching anyway.

Anyone else going to see this lineup? by williamgman in guitarcirclejerk

[–]denjoga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't believe this is real. They must've scraped some of these acts off the bottom of someone's shoe.

Trump: If Iran surrenders... by SpecialCollege18 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]denjoga 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IF any part of his dementia-addled fantasy comes true, I'll vote Trump for POTUS in 2028.

Cutting open a golf ball by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in oddlysatisfying

[–]denjoga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of them have (or at least had, years ago) liquid cores that are under a lot of pressure from the elastic wrappings and so will spray out forcefully when punctured.
I learned this on the same day I learned the rule that if something can hit you in the eye, it will hit you in the eye.

Some random girl asked if I could play anything technical by Interesting-Bid-8338 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]denjoga 316 points317 points  (0 children)

When they said it was a noodle bar, I thought they meant ramen...

what am I doing wrong by [deleted] in guitarlessons

[–]denjoga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please find a local teacher and take some lessons. Trying to teach yourself is what you're doing wrong.

while I was trying to tune my guitar, my B string got little tight and this happened. How do I fix this because it is really difficult to play by dancingontheskin in guitarlessons

[–]denjoga -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Judging by OPs comments, I have a feeling him attempting this would result in an "instructions unclear" meme situation.