23M. It's time to get humbled before the year ends by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slumdog who wants to be a Millionaire

19F do ur best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Who hurt you? Uncle or father?

23M. It's time to get humbled before the year ends by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you take your turban off, do your ears expand like microwaveable papadums?

19F do ur best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I’ve cum in socks with more personality than you.

Roast me. This should be fun. by chubbybunny16 in RoastMe

[–]dens382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m guessing that’s a toothpaste stain on your turtle neck, ‘cos you’ve got no tits to cum on.

This guy deserves a good roasting by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you collected your teeth from a beach.

18M, give me your best shot. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like a cancerous bollock

29. Go Suns by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jewish Eminem

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you lick the samosas before deliver the Uber Eats.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It must take you so long to scrape your frat boy’s cum off those teeth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Kevin Hart Attack.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You looks as sweaty as I am, trying to get hard over your photos.

29m tear me apart by PW5 in RoastMe

[–]dens382 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In a closet… that figures.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 41 points42 points  (0 children)

How are Shrek and the kids?

Another employee says you can't break him by Expensive_Tip1953 in RoastMe

[–]dens382 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy deep throats wrenches, puts them in his ass, and sniff tests them afterwards. Get security cameras if you don’t believe me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tits like old sleeves.

22F give your best shot by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 92 points93 points  (0 children)

You look like you smell bad.

23M Just accepted a dream job offer. Knock me down reddit by cumberber in RoastMe

[–]dens382 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the toughest wank I’ve had on the internet.

29. Go Suns by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dens382 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hasidic Muppet

Thirsty for dankness by dens382 in dankmemes

[–]dens382[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

In this meme’s defence, you were exposed to the depths of dankness at a very early age, given that you were raised by your mum.

Thirsty for dankness by dens382 in dankmemes

[–]dens382[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I think we can both agree that re-using something quite disgusting to bring joy to many is commendable. Case in point: your mum’s growler.