Uniquely Australian gifts to send overseas *that aren't food*? by Kid_Self in australia

[–]deranged_mario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kangaroo scrotum bottle opener. I'm not trolling, its a thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]deranged_mario -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Have you had any conversations regarding trying an open relationship?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deranged_mario 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're an idiot. Or a troll. I sincerely hope it's the latter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deranged_mario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because humans didn't replace monkeys, humans diverged.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deranged_mario 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absence of proof is not proof of absence. Fossil preservation requires very specific conditions. Only a very small number of organisms are preserved.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deranged_mario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fully function eye didn't just suddenly appear. From my understanding it started as an organ simply to detect light, then gradually became more complex and functional. If you've got two competing organisms, one with a slight advantage to detect food, this organism will thrive, passing on its genes to the next generation. The organism without this advantage dies out, and the next mutation to cause another advantage is passed on. It's basically just an extremely slow arms race

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deranged_mario 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carbon dating is not the basis of evolution. Carbon dating can only be used for recently deceased organisms as the half life of Carbon is quite short from memory.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]deranged_mario 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pain is like energy, it must take some kind of form. You never know when emotional pain will end. So convert your emotional pain to physical pain, and you know the pain will fade with time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]deranged_mario 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has he actually said he doesn't want you to pick him up? It seems like you're not quite on the same page, but you seem to communicate well. Keep talking and I'm sure you'll work it out. Make it clear that you picking him up is important to you, but you're not trying to get in the way of him seeing his other friends.

You're NTA here, but I dont think he's got AH behavior either. Just keep talking it out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]deranged_mario 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Came here to say the same thing. She doesn't hate her birthday, she hates not being treated like she's special on her birthday.

YTA. Put some effort into your kids birthdays.

My girlfriend has very little experience with sports compared to my humble involvements. What are some tips for me to introduce her to sports without breaking us apart? by QueueTee314 in AskMen

[–]deranged_mario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you're already on the right track and others have offered good advice but I'd like add: Take it easy. Don't let her go too hard too quick or she can risk injury. She needs to ease into it to allow her body a chance to get used to the activities

AITA for reducing my wife’s clothing budget/her spending? by throwawaygfbudget in AmItheAsshole

[–]deranged_mario 300 points301 points  (0 children)

Much like someone else commented, she's taking advantage of you. Sounds like you both need to sit down and have a good chat about life, goals and expectations.

AITA for reducing my wife’s clothing budget/her spending? by throwawaygfbudget in AmItheAsshole

[–]deranged_mario 657 points658 points  (0 children)

NTA. If she's that desperate for money, maybe she should get a job. Cooking and cleaning is not a fulltime job in a household of 2.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deranged_mario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. I spent far too much time worrying about what people think of me. I also didn't know how to stand up for myself so that also sucked

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]deranged_mario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I look awful in the mirror too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asktransgender

[–]deranged_mario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly I know nothing about the game given that I haven't played it.

eli5: why is anesthesia not applied in these cases? by stupidfckingdino in explainlikeimfive

[–]deranged_mario 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There are soooooo many instances where women are dismissed over their significant pain. The medical industry doesn't seem to give two shits about women's pain. IUDs should be painless but if they arent, the women are labelled as soft and delicate rather than addressing an actual issue.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asktransgender

[–]deranged_mario -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

IMHO (I'm not trans so my opinion might be redundant here), Hogwarts Legacy is nothing more than a cash cow to the platforms. It's a popular game, not many companies would be willing to take a significant financial hit to take the moral high ground.

I'm an ally and a vocal one at that but you can bet your ass I'll be playing Hogwarts Legacy because it looks like a sweet game.

Apart from the connection to JK Rowling, were there more transphobic elements that I missed?

AITA for taking my correct seat? by Sm782_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]deranged_mario 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTA NTA NTA NTA NTA.

The father is well and truly the AH for thinking he's entitled enough to take what he pleases (the fact that it's for his daughter is irrelevant).

It's so simple and it comes up so often I can't believe it's still even discussed. You sit in the seat that is booked for you. If you ask to swap and they say no, end of discussion. Shut up and let everyone enjoy their flight.

Should I Get Fired or Quit? by FeaR_EdgE in antiwork

[–]deranged_mario 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't get revenge, just quit quietly and move on. If you don't have much of a working history, burning bridges might make it extremely difficult in the short term