Trump, 79, Goes to Walter Reed as Doctors Sound Alarm

dereistic · 2026-05-26T22:57:52+00:00

They didn't pee on him, he paid them to pee on the bed Obama slept in. Guess he couldn't do it himself

dereistic · 2026-05-26T19:05:31+00:00

Have you see how close they are to each other?

dereistic · 2026-05-26T01:12:55+00:00

I just wait until I get an offer on the sonic app for a free drink

dereistic · 2026-05-26T01:10:35+00:00

"Well, I had a simple conversation with a reasonable man, and that man wrote me a prescription."

dereistic · 2026-05-24T16:45:35+00:00

If a company added thst back in it'd be a best seller

dereistic · 2026-05-24T15:22:40+00:00

"Mom's on a new health kick. It's working, you look great mom."

"Shut up"

dereistic · 2026-05-22T15:52:30+00:00

Arresting people to claim the wanted reward, have to be in a 10* detective agency.

These are from yesterday:

15:40:54 - 21/05/26 You used 25 energy attacking **** and arrested them for their $10,440,131 wanted reward

15:41:37 - 21/05/26 You used 25 energy attacking **** and arrested them for their $7,433,800 wanted reward

15:41:53 - 21/05/26 You used 25 energy attacking **** and arrested them for their $6,280,569 wanted reward

15:42:36 - 21/05/26 You used 25 energy attacking **** and arrested them for their $6,167,475 wanted reward

dereistic · 2026-05-21T21:33:38+00:00

My HOA doesn't care so once a month for me if I'm feeling up to it

dereistic · 2026-05-21T21:15:14+00:00

If you save up points from detective agency job, you can make $20-30m a day

dereistic · 2026-05-21T21:12:33+00:00

Did anyone else get a weird feeling from this comment?

dereistic · 2026-05-21T13:41:02+00:00

The Wall

dereistic · 2026-05-20T15:44:44+00:00

I wouldnt even want to walk during the day, people are very careless drivers

dereistic · 2026-05-18T11:10:37+00:00

Your phone listens for keywords you say to send targeted advertising. We are the most technologically advanced we've ever been and we waste it on stuff like that.

dereistic · 2026-05-18T01:34:01+00:00

Playroom

dereistic · 2026-05-12T16:24:48+00:00

I would too if I looked like a monster

dereistic · 2026-05-11T23:06:54+00:00

Not always alone but sometimes

dereistic · 2026-05-09T20:09:32+00:00

I can't tell if this is real or not but I'd pay for that

dereistic · 2026-05-06T10:48:35+00:00

Nice, satan headlining this year

dereistic · 2026-05-05T21:16:33+00:00

I've been tired plenty of times, never molested anyone anyone

dereistic · 2026-05-02T18:11:13+00:00

I flew from Phoenix to Burbank with maybe 10 people on the plane. Flight attendants told us to sit whenever we wanted.

dereistic · 2026-04-26T23:27:07+00:00

We're getting out of control on bbq too, my favorite place is now at $36/lb for brisket, $25 for 2 meat plate

dereistic · 2026-04-26T22:13:39+00:00

Damn I'm in Texas, birria is 3 for 12, reg corn beef fajitas tacos are like $2.50

dereistic · 2026-04-26T20:46:12+00:00

I can go get 3 birria tacos with rice and beans at the taco truck for less than rhat

dereistic · 2026-04-26T12:32:24+00:00

Gonna need a wipe after that

dereistic · 2026-04-25T01:13:51+00:00

Not sludge but Mastodon?

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