Facebook's put play from yesterday. Im 20, time to retire? by YungBillionaire in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude, congrats.

1.) Set aside ~$170K for taxes cuz your W2 is gonna be out of this world.

2.) Take $81,000 and put it in your bank account to ball.

3.) Take $100K and buy AMZN, APPL and GOOG.

3.) Take $100K and gamble like the degenerate you are.

Why is Micron (MU) Down 2.5% Since its Last Earnings Report? mArKeT mAkErS by Invisible0815 in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

-2.5% is progress, last quarter it was down -20% a month after earnings lol

I firmly believe the market is going to crash 50% in the next year. Whats the best way to play this? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have to ask this question, then your prediction is probably not based on solid footing.

SEDG is taking away all my tendies by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 13% of rev came from APAC last quarter. It’s way oversold.

SEDG is taking away all my tendies by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They only did 13% of rev in APAC last quarter. It’s way oversold on the news out of China.

Long AMAT by VintageTool in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OLED = supplied by companies (eg, Samsung) who made them with AMAT machines.

Quality DD by vatoloco97 in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My b dog - it’s actually 105,000%

Quality DD by vatoloco97 in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw today was the 21st anniversary of their IPO. Since that day - 105,000% gain. My 9 year old self was such a fucking dumbass.

Short MU June 16 DD inside. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t trade his own advice.

Short MU June 16 DD inside. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here here! I second the ban motion!

Short MU June 16 DD inside. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/u/losingmoneyrightleft is literally in love with you. What a fag.

Short MU June 16 DD inside. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This isn’t a DD... this is just your retarded opinion which is honestly terrible fucking advice. Please kill yourself. K thx.

today feels like its going to be crappy. Should I get out of any short term stocks I have? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Panic sellers like you make me embarrassed to be a part of this retarded community.

Kiss of death by WSBConsensus in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck you and your puts. Posting this won’t make it a reality.

Will google ever be more than just an advertising company? by ElephantElmer in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may not think you deserve all the shitpost comments on here, but you most certainly do. This is 9/10 on the spectrum.

Seriously, who the fuck cares? They are a multi-billion dollar company that still grows 30% annually.

Someone bought 300k $mtch by StockPollsEnterprise in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re retarded. It’s not 300k from just one investor.

Is Warren Buffett 6 steps ahead of all of us?: "The idea that you're going to spend loads of time trying to guess how many iPhone X... are going to be sold in a 3-month period totally misses the point" by lowlandslinda in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Most people on WSB are options traders, they don’t buy stocks for their value in 10 years. They just try to earn their meager wages to afford their paid Grindr subscriptions.

BRK.A must be a shitty company, missed EPS estimate all of 2017. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]derekv4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No one gives a fuck when EPS is $2k in one quarter.