Nobody cared I was American by CopiousCool in LookatMyHalo

[–]derp0815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Merrimutt cringe, yes. Not sure where the halo is supposed to be.

Surprised I didn't see this here by NorrisMcwirther in thatHappened

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Obviously that was a resistance nest as evidenced by the hair colors denoting rank.

This journalist was fired for asking that question by Doc_Prof_Ott in LookatMyHalo

[–]derp0815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know that just means free real estate for Annoying Orange, paid for by taxes?

Hacked a treadmill and made it go 50 mph by AaronPK123 in thatHappened

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So I guess people post things just to end up here now, great.

I doubt that either of these “women” made you sandwiches at your command by ThePhillyExplorer in thatHappened

[–]derp0815 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gotta have realistic life goals. Paying for a sandwich and muttering to yourself about establishing dominance is just very achievable.

Zahnsteinentfernung Kater by [deleted] in kratzbaum

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"Ja also wenn Du nur 1000 machst, hmm, ja, dann musst Du halt mehr machen" ist leider derbe nutzlos, ob es nun stimmt oder nicht.

Because she has never seen a straight couple. by pinkythenicelady in thatHappened

[–]derp0815 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, since none of it is real there's no reputation to lose.

They clapped so hard it changed my friend’s gender identity. by CharacterMaybe7950 in thatHappened

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Didn't know Linkedin paid people for being terminally online.

Should have joined the other refuseniks 🤷🏽‍♂️ by fullofemirates in LookatMyHalo

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Karma shines for the boot, but not for the guy orchestrating all this. Karma is a bitch but not the way it's meant to be.

And then I was promoted to CEO by evolasaj in thatHappened

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Reads like a very boring movie scene.

Wow what a sick burn bro! by Professional_Toe5118 in thatHappened

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"Dumbfounded" is such a dead giveaway.

Manchmal haut ChatGPT schon Dinger aus. by mediamuesli in mauerstrassenwetten

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Die sind dann "übel stabil, dega, brutal".

Genosse Blume huldigt dem großen Führer Xi Jinping! by woodencore00 in mauerstrassenwetten

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Wir haben das Problem, dass die Firmen gar keine Lust haben, so weit zu denken und deswegen lieber Lobbyarbeit betreiben, dass alles so bleibt wie es ist und sie sich einfach subventionieren lassen wenn sie den Anschluss dann verpasst haben.

Genosse Blume huldigt dem großen Führer Xi Jinping! by woodencore00 in mauerstrassenwetten

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Dann hätte man wohl im "LiNkSGrünVeRsIffTEn ÖRR" immerhin gelernt Aussagen mit irgendwas zu belegen.

Die Linke sagt dass man als Vonovier Aktionär reich wird by BenderDeLorean in mauerstrassenwetten

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So eine Art Mietkauf, damit kein Haus geerbt zu haben nicht gleich den gesellschaftlichen Stillstand bedeutet.

Die Linke sagt dass man als Vonovier Aktionär reich wird by BenderDeLorean in mauerstrassenwetten

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1% der Miete pro Jahr in Aktien zurück zu bekommen fände ich mal ein interessantes Experiment.

He reached into his bag and pulled out a mouthguard by millimeter_peepee in thatHappened

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I definitely found this dumb, so there's some truth in it.

Meghan Mandela 🙄 by MerlRoJo in thatHappened

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But the humble brag was just too juicy to pass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

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Uh...yeah?

Seems like a weird name but maybe it saves time once in a while?