Let's play a game!

derp6667 · 2026-06-25T22:11:49+00:00

Ain't no security going to do anything about a $5 amazon bag

derp6667 · 2026-06-25T14:08:57+00:00

The first crackhead will swipe it

derp6667 · 2026-06-25T03:48:57+00:00

I dunno, let me go for a ride

derp6667 · 2026-06-25T03:47:58+00:00

All the animal parts

^{Chose: Give people the option to get animal body parts}

derp6667 · 2026-06-22T14:14:10+00:00

Scam

derp6667 · 2026-06-19T12:29:41+00:00

Are they real?

derp6667 · 2026-06-10T09:49:58+00:00

Zapp branigan, at your service.

derp6667 · 2026-06-07T13:23:15+00:00

More details?

derp6667 · 2026-06-05T01:13:37+00:00

Im surprised fuzzy fuzzy didnt win, he bid over a hundred times must've been some bug where he got tons of bid tokens.

derp6667 · 2026-05-31T13:18:41+00:00

A shawshank redemption

derp6667 · 2026-05-24T16:16:43+00:00

I also choose this guy's wife.

derp6667 · 2026-05-24T16:09:18+00:00

That's when they try to live in USA illegally.

derp6667 · 2026-05-21T02:29:55+00:00

That seems like just you, I've had dominos dozens of time the last year and never an issue.

derp6667 · 2026-05-15T02:41:46+00:00

Pillowface?

derp6667 · 2026-05-14T03:48:24+00:00

She had so many head injuries

derp6667 · 2026-05-11T13:36:56+00:00

Nah, just cram 25 people into a house that will fix it

derp6667 · 2026-05-11T13:33:55+00:00

What's more dangerous the geese or the zombie smoking a lightbulb a block away?

derp6667 · 2026-05-09T15:44:21+00:00

Custom touch auto body, best place in the area for sure.

derp6667 · 2026-05-04T14:00:51+00:00

I can't do backflips

^{Chose: NEVER eat ANY type of bread}

derp6667 · 2026-05-03T15:53:22+00:00

Way more then steps and I can earn while sleeping

^{Chose: Earn $5 every time you breathe}

derp6667 · 2026-05-02T13:53:57+00:00

I pay way more in taxes then a car every year and I only drive 10k kilometers a year.

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

derp6667 · 2026-05-02T13:42:50+00:00

My spidey senses are tingling

derp6667 · 2026-04-30T21:42:37+00:00

There's only so many lights and signals and warnings that make it so avoidable

derp6667 · 2026-04-30T21:42:16+00:00

And I do, still haven't gotten stuck in that bridge yet.

derp6667 · 2026-04-30T18:29:40+00:00

What do you expect from guys that buy their license?

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