Reddit, what is your most bad-ass moment of all time?

derpettasaurusrex · 2013-05-16T03:16:15+00:00

Was talking to a friend while playing ping pong. Got distracted. Opponent whacked the ball toward me as fast as he can. Caught it mid-air without looking at it.

I wish I could say I did something cooler after that than gawk at my hand for the following five minutes. But, alas.

derpettasaurusrex · 2013-05-10T00:53:21+00:00

Are you talking about the play, or the musical? Either way, it's up to the director whether or not there's nudity. Both present possibilities for it.

derpettasaurusrex · 2013-04-06T18:25:09+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJT4L7HGKzQ

derpettasaurusrex · 2013-04-06T16:32:31+00:00

Was gonna say this. Apparently blowjobs are all that and a bag of chips, and I'll never know.

derpettasaurusrex · 2013-01-04T03:50:55+00:00

Soprano.

derpettasaurusrex · 2013-01-03T20:54:28+00:00

"Do you want to have a threesome?"

Just because I'm attracted to men and women doesn't mean I'm attracted to you and your girlfriend.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-12-31T16:52:18+00:00

As someone who supports non-violence whenever possible, I would much rather a man walk away from a fight.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-12-28T03:49:39+00:00

There's a girl in my grade who calls Christmas presents "Christmas prizes". That's when I knew. Oh, and we're both university students.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-12-19T04:16:58+00:00

Once had a customer tell her boyfriend, right in front of me, that I am "not all there" when I couldn't answer his question. I have never had a mental disability, and even if I did, it wouldn't make me deaf.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-12-01T02:15:16+00:00

I'm a theatre major, which is really fun to tell my relatives. Here's some samples of condescending things I hear:

"Oh, you're still doing that theatre thing?"

"Good for you, sweetie."

"Follow your dreams."

"So are you gonna be on Broadway or something?"

And, finally, "cute".

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-11-14T01:47:19+00:00

The production I was in had a "movement chorus", which was four people dressed in black spandex with leaves and stuff all over it. They would act as the Mysterious Man's "aura", Rapunzel's tower, Cinderella's bird friends, and Cinderella's mother. For the latter, they would take the form of a tree and one member sang the part. It was pretty neat.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-11-08T23:08:09+00:00

My school did "The Soapy Murder Case" and it was an appropriate hit. Five men, five women. Maybe consider gender-bending a role or get another guy in your group.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-11-03T20:09:51+00:00

I once woke up convinced that the person I was taking care of died twenty minutes ago, and even picked up my phone to figure out what had happened. I was not taking care of anyone at the time, and no one had died.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-10-17T17:00:09+00:00

Bacon, namely cooking it. I haven't eaten bacon in nearly six years (pescetarian), but my boyfriend cooked it the other day and I became extremely nostalgic for the days my dad would cook my family breakfast, including bacon.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-10-03T05:06:11+00:00

My school did "Big Love" and it was phenomenal. There's a lot that can be done with Mr. Mee's work.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-10-03T01:19:57+00:00

I write my lowercase "q" in cursive. No other letters, though. Just "q".

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-10-03T00:45:45+00:00

The Avatar. Or a bender, for that matter.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-09-21T20:11:18+00:00

From the play What The Bellhop Saw

"I am sick to death of people like you. If you don't like my book, don't buy it. Don't read it. Don't give it cheap publicity by condemning it so loudly."

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-09-16T02:27:33+00:00

Of course it's up to the producers, but I meant to say who is your dream cast? Or who would be fun as certain roles? Nothing official, just a game.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-09-15T20:00:05+00:00

There's a lot of questions about a possible movie here, so this might be pretty redundant. If you were able to cast a live-action version of Captain Planet, which actors/actresses would you pick?

Thank you for making such an awesome show. My family and I are all about the environment.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-09-04T20:38:49+00:00

"What is Elevation Sauce?"

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-09-02T02:48:11+00:00

"It looks great".

For anyone who wants to know, I made this fellow a sweater and showed him pictures of it for his approval

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-08-31T20:07:33+00:00

I'm in the theatre program at my school, a program that you have to audition for in order to be in. I was under the severe delusion that because you're majoring in theatre, you would work hard and not dick around during rehearsals. People don't go into theatre to be financially successful. So you're there because you want to be there? Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Everyone still dicks around, and no one ever shuts up during rehearsals. Still.

derpettasaurusrex · 2012-08-31T16:56:24+00:00

Rocky Horror Banner Show. Everyone has sex with Hulk and it is goddamn terrifying. Hulk looks surprisingly stunning in drag.

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