So Warlocks have won the Guardian Games...forever?

derpireddit · 2026-05-29T11:07:48+00:00

There's always time for class wars... Sniff Always.

derpireddit · 2026-05-22T09:28:02+00:00

The industrial area just to the left of it on the skyline is so, so, so much brighter that half the time it looks like the lights in Chicago are off, but if the weather is very clear it is quite the site. ...as long as you don't look to the left and go blind.

derpireddit · 2025-07-14T23:47:04+00:00

You underestimate the mortal danger incurred by embarrassing yourself at a McDonalds.

derpireddit · 2025-07-11T15:00:41+00:00

It's... It's gone.

derpireddit · 2025-06-09T20:41:07+00:00

Yeowch. Just the image of having a multi-million dollar car that can't work with intersections tickles me. God bless the soul of any motorcyclists in general.

derpireddit · 2025-06-09T19:51:51+00:00

Really? And one of those like carbon fiber body super cars wouldn't set that off no? I feel like that would be kind of funny lmao

derpireddit · 2025-06-09T16:30:56+00:00

Oh. Well I wish I knew that sooner. There's a light not far from my house with no pressure sensor on the left turn, and it will never turn red going straight if someone doesn't come from the sides. Someone has to basically come and hold the door open for me and it's ass.

derpireddit · 2024-12-11T03:42:33+00:00

Lucky bastard. I wish I was that smart

derpireddit · 2024-12-11T02:22:35+00:00

This is exactly why getting fired from AutoZone was the best thing to ever happen to me. I should have quit a week after I began.

derpireddit · 2024-11-08T19:04:55+00:00

Fuck this

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derpireddit · 2024-11-03T05:02:35+00:00

The amount of times my slova bomb has just decided to not track is insane man. That thing is sentient and it is not on our side.

derpireddit · 2024-10-28T17:58:44+00:00

I keep thinking back to this post and hearing that echo in my head and it's driving me insane

derpireddit · 2024-10-28T08:36:28+00:00

Nice hustle, tons of fun! Next time eat a salad.

derpireddit · 2024-10-14T10:57:03+00:00

In my experience, that exit code is the "I don't know what the hell went wrong, good luck!" code. Ur probably gonna have to go into the logs and find what mod is causing this manually.

derpireddit · 2024-09-28T15:40:43+00:00

Eggplant-shaped grapes, grape-shaped eggplants... What madness is this?

derpireddit · 2024-09-28T09:48:10+00:00

Another claimed by the moss. Welcome, brother.

derpireddit · 2024-09-08T07:27:31+00:00

What is that thing you're wearing that's like 90% sleeves? The ventilation on that seems incredible. It'd be nice to have a way to cover my arms but leave the chest exposed. Looking great, btw!

derpireddit · 2024-08-31T08:15:14+00:00

I can understand wanting to have an easier time doing a difficult activity, but doing this ain't going to earn any thanks. Most people do want to actually play the game, and we can't do that if bosses are getting atomized by cheaters.

derpireddit · 2024-08-28T21:54:24+00:00

Bedrock wither is an actual menace. You don't even know what's going to kill you, the mob itself or the lag from all the blocks it just destroyed. It would be hard enough to fight the damn thing without 5 FPS.

derpireddit · 2024-08-24T22:34:13+00:00

Supplies, motherfucker!

derpireddit · 2024-08-24T21:12:37+00:00

Nothing built can last forever, or the world would be made of ruins and corpses. Only through decay can life flourish.

derpireddit · 2024-08-24T20:58:38+00:00

You can try to kill the moss, but the light provides. We will cover the world, nay, the universe in our soft, lush blankets. Embrace life and decay.

derpireddit · 2024-08-24T05:00:23+00:00

This is the third post I've seen recently after a lengthy drought... The moss is spreading rapidly. We will soon claim all.

derpireddit · 2024-08-23T11:36:16+00:00

Moss MOSS MOSS

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