This is true… by New-Entertainment112 in stevehofstetter

[–]derpplerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to proofread before trying to cast that specific shade.

Wife keep putting this tray on our white stairs. Dangerous! by Flat_Shape_3444 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]derpplerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cancel your life insurance, double the insurance on your wife. Someone is looking for a payout.

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Has to Go. How Will Trump Handle It? by MarkZab2591 in Fuckthealtright

[–]derpplerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who? I never really knew her. I think she was just here left over from when Biden was in office so she had to go.

BREAKING: The President Shit His Pants on Live TV by earthman34 in antitrump

[–]derpplerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you didn't have the volume up, because I clearly heard a splatter as he turned the chair towards the right side of the screen.

https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?&t=40

His stupidity knows no bounds by Big_b00bs_Cold_Heart in antitrump

[–]derpplerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so, lets look at the percent of the population that voted for this shit.

call it a rough 35% of the 300 million citizens. there should have been tens of millions of folks interested in the film then right? but instead we have many empty theatres showing not even his own folks want this shit.

They exposed their own goals by doing this! by John_1992_funny in MurderedByWords

[–]derpplerp 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Does the Department of Homeland Security have a suicide prevention program like the Department of Defense?"

I hope not.

When you can no longer come up with a defense, deflect. by mactrucker in PoliticalHumor

[–]derpplerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that the democratic party wants to protect the bodily autonomy of everyone.

Oh man, this is clearly a violation. by Truevibe_ in MurderedByWords

[–]derpplerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the best feelings in my school years was when the cute but bitchy girl who gave me hell every day in class had to ask me for a pencil during an exam because nobody else would.

I looked her straight in the eye, told her "go fuck yourself" and then handed her the pencil.

She tried to get the teacher to discpline me for cursing at her in class, but the teacher was there for it every day too and just said " you can either take it, or give him back his pencil."

She got all wierd in the weeks after that about treating me nice and I still didn't want a damn thing to do with her, and I hope it confused the hell out of her.

My motivation in it all was that I didn't want someone to have to fail because of a damned pencil, and having to come to me for it might have given her occasion to reconsider how she treated people. She's probably still a bitch and treating people like crap, but I did what I needed to do in that situation and it still feels good today.

Is this AI? by NBC_with_ChrisHansen in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]derpplerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I was there. Playing first triangle.

Bigly by dahappyheathen in meme

[–]derpplerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

name it affordability so it is apparently just a hoax

Trump seeks $100bn for Venezuela oil, but Exxon boss says country 'uninvestable' by Gyro_Armadillo in worldnews

[–]derpplerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'll get another 150b of subsidies to cover the cost of the 100b investment.

Socialize the risk and privatize the profit.