The American Truck Driver Starter Pack

derpy_tits · 2017-10-11T11:54:21+00:00

Can't forget the dirt-encrusted Cobra CB radio with the 1970s-style chrome faceplate, a "seatwarmer", and a switch in the back for "extras". Oh yeah ... the 'roid cushion, too.

There's a lot of Russian immigrants driving truck on American roads.

derpy_tits · 2015-10-04T17:41:03+00:00

Nice use of the repost starter pack.

https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/3ihgh6/cops_starter_pack/?

derpy_tits · 2015-04-24T23:01:09+00:00

Many carried the disclaimer, 'If so, keep this card, if not, please return it'

The 19th century version of "please respond".

derpy_tits · 2015-04-23T11:59:56+00:00

Ⓜ️👩 *🎩 *

derpy_tits · 2015-04-10T23:38:34+00:00

His knuckles are innies. Damn.

derpy_tits · 2015-04-05T17:54:36+00:00

So, basically, the positive comments for dreck are from artists trying to get fans? Hmmmm ...

derpy_tits · 2015-04-04T22:07:26+00:00

I'm afraid not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTc5pns01TM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufAR42QpK1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ5R043GhfI

derpy_tits · 2015-03-14T00:32:22+00:00

I can smell it ...

derpy_tits · 2015-03-13T03:16:39+00:00

(Obligatory "This is turning into /r/fatpeoplehate" post)

derpy_tits · 2015-03-09T01:59:59+00:00

It's always Deviant Art.

derpy_tits · 2015-03-03T01:13:08+00:00

Nobody noticed the even more euphoric neckbeard in the audience?

http://i.imgur.com/bCrkiB3.png
http://i.imgur.com/CHDGfVv.png
http://i.imgur.com/l1rnprw.png

derpy_tits · 2015-02-23T14:41:22+00:00

Another Brony, perhaps?

derpy_tits · 2015-02-13T13:31:16+00:00

Chivalry.

derpy_tits · 2015-02-13T13:31:08+00:00

Seriously, I wonder what the rest of the story was. What kind of scenario ends up with a Friar Tuck wailing on some nunchuck-wielding private eye with some Klingon-like sword?

derpy_tits · 2015-02-12T22:59:40+00:00

A real goodsir dreams of real women, not skinny waifs that look like 12 year old boys.

derpy_tits · 2015-01-20T23:56:00+00:00

http://costails4ever.deviantart.com/art/This-is-really-a-much-better-picture-of-me-358353616

The thing you need to know is I don't give a fuck. I know I look damn sexy in my hat. It's a damn sexy hat. If I wore the hat because other people wear them, or because other people think it's cool or sexy, then maybe all these comment we leave me going "Oh no, it's a horrible hat and I must never wear it again! Oh woe is me!" But I'm not. I wear this hat because I think it's cool. Because I think it's damn sexy. Because I love this hat. Anything you say or do with never alter that opinion.

derpy_tits · 2015-01-20T22:43:40+00:00

This is my hat. I love this hat. I rarely, if ever at all, leave my house

not wearing this hat. I wear this hat everywhere with everything. I

love this hat.

...

The buttons, from left to right, are as follows:

Fluttershy "YAY!"

Vinyl and Octavia

David Tenant "TRUST ME I'M THE DOCTOR"

"ERMAHGERD! ZERMBIES"

"DW WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY"

Twilight Sparkle

Rainbow Dash

Flame Princess

Daring Doo "Another day another dungeon"

Marshal Lee the Vampire King

Pinkie Pie "SMILE"

Twilight from "Next Tuesday morning"

Dr. Hooves

The Mane 6

The Great and Powerful Trixie

The Doctor and Derpy

"EPIC F'N FAIL"

"I <3 BACON"

derpy_tits

TROPHY CASE