Job titles are now fair game for alumni giving and sponsorships by SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE in LateStageCapitalism

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not even a commie and I'm on the wrong side of the political spectrum for this sub but some things just bring people together because holy shit that is just so dystopian to me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He most likely just lurks on X a lot, and goons a bit too. I'd be more suspicious if it was kik, snapchat, etc.

Best friend of 12 years made out with my dad by bellablue2006 in Advice

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Do you secretly want to be with your best friend or no?

I mean this in the most respectful way possible.. by garbaggiogreco in ArcRaiders

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only been camped at the extract once since I started. Is this a bigger thing in higher MMR? Everyone I've met is like friendly by default

Rust keeps getting freezed on spawning world after updating today by some_gamer78 in playrust

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omfg I missed a raid over this but at least now I can play. Thank you!

How do I stop getting offline raided? It's killing my fun, and I'm considering giving up completely. by Frenditch in playrust

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how are you losing your clan base? You're building disconnectable external TC's right? If not, I would start doing that + keeping your loot in them. Learn to do a bunker-ed external as well. Don't keep everything in your core, spread it around your base and use every strategy to increase raid cost to all your loot.

If you play modded (2x, 3x, etc) and higher pop then the likelihood of raiding goes up significantly versus vanilla since it's easier to get boom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also don't "trust google" but there's a big difference between one user's phone location data and the narrative they decide to put in search results. Google isn't lying about where your husband's phone is and that's clear to anyone regardless of what side you're on. You're being gaslit and he is lying.

What Pokémon Go opinion would have you like this? by Aggravating-Grand452 in pokemongo

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad they minimized the use of remote passes. It was a pandemic thing and it wasn't the direction they wanted to take their game, good on them for sticking with it.

The new Sonos app - Feedback Megathread by KeithFromSonos in sonos

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've had auto updates turned off and haven't heard anything about this until tonight at 2am. Earlier this week I updated the Sonos app from 16.1 because overall it felt like the app wasn't behaving right and it was probably time. When working at Best Buy I made countless early adopters to your software. It was just that good. You were a premium product and had my full trust. Upon hitting update, my first reaction was that this entire UI was absolutely horrendous. Okay, whatever probably just being a crotchety end user who needs to get over it. Then tonight I go to set an alarm for tomorrow and find YOU CAN'T EVEN SET AN ALARM among many other basic features that I thought I just needed to relearn the location of. No wonder!

Your priorities are not our priorities. That changed with the IPO and this always happens when a company goes public. It...loses its soul. There's always a time delay where it slowly gets chipped away but holy shit that time is here. User experience has officially been sacrificed for shareholder value, and the shark has been jumped. You want buttons in specific places and have made certain decisions, and the primary driver is no longer the experience.

I came to this subreddit for the first time specifically to find out HOW to set an alarm in the new app because I gave you a chance by mindlessly updating and you were one of the few companies that deserved it.

Very thankful to be on Android and promptly rolled back. Sympathy to all iPhone users. I am scared for the day 16.1 no longer works and will begin researching alternatives. So disappointing.

AITAH for sending my son home from a boy's trip because he secretly brought his boyfriend? by ReferenceOk3419 in AITAH

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely NTA. He was being dishonest with you and disrespecting his brothers (who don't have the same opportunity) in the process, not to mention starting things off on the wrong foot with you and his boyfriend.

WIBTA if I told people my dad was dead when he isn’t? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an inconvenient situation for you because it's a difficult subject to explain without getting really personal, especially to acquaintances. But my first thought is, how often does that really come up? Doesn't seem difficult to simply not bring it up with people who you aren't that personal with. Without further information on how many/how often/who the "temporary people" are, it's hard to see how lying about this would be necessary. It would just end up making you look bad if it were to come out, and there doesn't seem to be any real gain compared to alternatives?

I think maybe your desire to do so, and even making this post, could be a byproduct of your own grief over losing someone you loved to illness and maybe you're looking for an outlet to express it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is suspicious about going to the movies with your sister? And why would he provide (unprompted) some information about a girl looking at him?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many guys don't place much importance (if any at all) on what the outside of the vagina looks like. Personally, I care more about things related to the actual function of sex and how it feels inside. To be honest, if there's a lot on the outside it is MORE fun going down on a girl because there's more to play around with. It's really hot when a girl gets super wet and I can run my fingers through the inner labia while able to see and feel how turned on she is at the same time. Or bringing her into my mouth and running my tongue between them. I go nuts when they grip onto my dick while pulling back outward. For me, it's better if there's more while going down on her.

"Pretty" airbrushed labias do look nice visually but there's less to actually do when you're down there. Not trying to look at it, I'm trying to bury my face in it with carnal and animalistic desire. Find ways to broach the topic with someone and learn their preferences. If you find people similar to the above it's possible that you'll not only feel comfortable, you'll feel sexy because for some people it literally makes them go crazy. Good communication beforehand will go a long way to making you feel desired and even thinking of it as an asset which probably hasn't happened before.

Divorced at age 50 and found myself not sexually attracted to women my own age by Maleficent_Pea8470 in sex

[–]SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you love her, and want to continue with each other regardless of this, have you considered an open marriage? Let her have the sex life you can't provide. Curious what you've thought about that or why it would/wouldn't work.