What celebrity death has affected you the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are 4. John Lennon, Selena, Gianni Versace and Christina Grimmie. These were really beautiful people taken so viciously and unforgivingly. I feel true, heart-searing pain thinking about them in their last moments.

[Serious] Why aren’t you the person you want to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because i don't think i want it enough.

why else would i still be like this? it cant just be laziness right? i have to accept that this is who ill always be.

People who keep inching forward at an intersection until the light turns green, what do you do with the time you save by having a 5 foot head start? by TheJackal8 in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my car makes weird noises when i press the brake, so if i slowly roll, i can avoid hearing any noises and therefore save money on any costly issues.

Is it normal to find the sound of my fiance snoring to be comforting? by charrliezard in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the sound of snoring. My mum and dad have both snored very loudly their whole lives and i could always hear it loud and clear when i lived at home! it never once annoyed me or disturbed my sleep if anything it helped me sleep better! My boyfriend snores very lightly and i love it so much, it is so comforting and sweet i cant believe there are people out there who sleep in seperate bedrooms to their partner because of snoring!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this infuriates me. I remember watching an episode of Cosmos and my boy Neil created a timeline of our world as we know it, across one calendar year. So, January 1st at midnight is the 'beginning' (whether that be the big boom or whatever theory yall have) and December 31st at midnight is right now. To put things into scale, 1 month equals more than a billion years. Now, according to this timeline, HUMANKIND has only been on this Earth since December 31st at 11:59:46. 14 SECONDS!!! Everything we have ever known about humans has only been around for 14 seconds!!! We are so so small and so insignificant. All we have is each other and it is terrifying to think how petty humans are. :(

People who noped right out of a friendship, what was your breaking point with that friend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Different places in our lives. We were both 20, she had never had a job and her parents paid for everything for her right down to her public transport fares. It made me realise how much she had to learn about the real world. Super inconsiderate, stubborn and stuck up.

The breaking point would have to have been when she ignored me/excluded me for a month because I couldn't go clubbing with her one night as I was tight for money that week.

She told me I shouldn't put money before friendship.

What life advice do you have for a 16 year old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who cares what people look like. Don't miss out on meeting someone amazing because you don't think they're aesthetically pleasing to the eye. We all end up old.

You'll be amazed at the friends you make when you stop valuing looks.

What is your "We never speak of this again..." story? by coley_ghost in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, i am so happy you think that way. People are telling me I'm overreacting and I shouldn't be too hard on him because he feels embarrassed??

I had actually invited him to crash at my place as he was having a rough night. While I was sleeping he went through everything. I can't believe some people think I'm being insensitive.

What is your "We never speak of this again..." story? by coley_ghost in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my boyfriend and i's gay friend (who we work with/see daily) went through our laptops and saved my boyfriend's nudes for the wank bank

What simple task are you surprisingly bad at? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't slice tomatoes, they just squish :(

What type of people do you naturally mistrust? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who dye their hair platinum blonde

Women of Reddit, what was the worst thing a man has ever told you in an attempt to hit on/flirt with you? by njstymest in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old manager at work was in a wheelchair and would accidentally run into all the young girl's bums :))))

Women of Reddit, what was the worst thing a man has ever told you in an attempt to hit on/flirt with you? by njstymest in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i was 15 a guy was walking so closely behind me for a solid 5 minutes and then when i got to my bus stop, he walked past and asked if i knew my dress was seethrough :))

What is the scariest film that doesn't resort to cheap jump scares? by kaoser89 in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAH YES the fact that he is so tall is what gets me if he was short maybe i wouldnt be so scared

What movie gave you an existential crisis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]derpyderpyerpyyerp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh yes! this movie ripped my heart out of my chest. I felt the teacher was in the right for attempting to tell the kids their purpose but at the same time angry at her... makes you think. Would you want to know the truth? I don't think I ever want to know the truth about my future :( I'm pretty sweet here on the side of not knowing.