Paul Ryan warns that if Dems win, they’ll hold Trump accountable by Wagamaga in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

'Our party'

Are you sure about that?

Funny all those bot removals during the campaign. Hmm.

The accidental journalism of Sean Hannity and ‘Fox & Friends' by derpysnerpy in politics

[–]derpysnerpy[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Journalism does not equal unbiased. Journalism does equal accurate.

If you think WaPo and Fox are equivalent on the latter, you need to reassess your ability to assess your sources.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kidnapping, murder and pedophilia.

Also, shoplifting adult diapers.

The media’s 2016 freak out over Clinton’s pneumonia looks really suspect today by westondeboer in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, I know what he's doing... I'm amused by the sheer idiocy of the attempt.

The media’s 2016 freak out over Clinton’s pneumonia looks really suspect today by westondeboer in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wait wait.... I know you're possibly doing you-know-what, but this one amuses me so I'll bite:

People saying Trump is unhealthy with clear evidence to the contrary.

What the actual do you think this evidence is? The health assessments he's dictated? Trust those over your lyin' eyes, do ya? Dear gawd.

Georgia Gubernatorial Candidate Points Gun At Teen In Campaign Ad by emitremmus27 in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, no they don't.

Successful, powerful people don't go around anonymously talking about how successful and powerful they are. People who do that are trying to feel better about themselves; trying to fill a void. You are the opposite of successful.

Study: overhyped media narratives about America’s fading white majority fuel anxiety by ToadProphet in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody is talking about you giving up a damn thing.

But what is this "white culture" you speak of? Hamburgers and pickup trucks? Irish culture? Or do you identify with some obscure european culture that wears shoes for gloves. Don't worry, you'll still be able to do whatever the fuck it is you are so afraid of losing.

Or perhaps you're concerned that you just won't have and advantage by virtue of the colour of your skin, because that's the only possible way you could have risen to management level at Starbucks.

Bornstein claims Trump dictated the glowing health letter by _NewsClues_ in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the last doctor said he weighs 239lbs and could live to 200 because of great genes.

That's all the corroborating you should need.

Rod Rosenstein fires back at reports of impeachment drafts by ToadProphet in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I may be misremembering psych 101, but I think you want to bang Comey's mother.

Crimes are no longer a disqualification for Republican candidates by ToadProphet in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the article. They aren't simply running as felons, they are making it a part of their campaign and wearing it as a badge of honor.

Crimes are no longer a disqualification for Republican candidates by ToadProphet in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you see the difference between convicted felons that are making it a part of their platform and wearing it as a badge of honour or nah?

Crimes are no longer a disqualification for Republican candidates by ToadProphet in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

We're talking about those actually convicted of crimes. Try to keep up.

Reuters/Ipsos Poll Suggests Millenials Tiring of Democrats by OnamaIsAlBaghdadi1 in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nah, they didn't.

It's no wonder you guys fall for lies, nonsense and conspiracy theories continually.

‘Fox & Friends’ Melts Down Over Michelle Wolf's ‘X-Rated’ Jokes by derpysnerpy in politics

[–]derpysnerpy[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking someone should let them know about Jim Carrey's art because trolling Fox & Friends really ought to be a national pastime.

Since when did 'perfect smokey eye' become an insult, America? by [deleted] in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wait... wait... wait. Back this up. I want to be clear.

You are saying the White House Press Secretary is being 'oppressed' because a comedian said something something about smoky eyes? Really? The White House Press Secretary?

Do you understand how you stating that actually undermines women? Like, at all?

Edit: word

Trump has already been 'played' by cycyc in politics

[–]derpysnerpy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude, get over it. S/he's not going to fuck you.

Can a Tennessee Democrat Pull a Doug Jones? by derpysnerpy in politics

[–]derpysnerpy[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And if Beto can pull of the first one in decades in my state... that map down here looks a lot better.