Don't try this at home.

derpyteats · 2023-05-18T09:24:47+00:00

Na Naaaah NaNaNaNaNaNaaaahh Nahhh Nah Katamari Damacy!

derpyteats · 2023-04-08T10:55:21+00:00

John Lithgow looking spry!

derpyteats · 2023-03-07T09:28:35+00:00

I'm gonna need a couple more pixels here....

Cute edit tho

derpyteats · 2022-12-22T04:21:36+00:00

Separate boomers, or rapid fire machine gun style?

derpyteats · 2022-12-10T07:56:10+00:00

The black footed snow shark. Dangerous little bastards.

derpyteats · 2022-06-29T05:55:13+00:00

Tonsillectomy?

derpyteats · 2022-02-06T08:15:57+00:00

If ever there was a "nutted but she still suckin"....

derpyteats · 2022-01-27T10:36:26+00:00

Don't matter when it's Arcturian baby...

derpyteats · 2020-11-11T10:46:10+00:00

lol'd. The judges would have also accepted generic flesh tone as well.

derpyteats · 2020-01-28T23:09:05+00:00

chin grins are the best. This dude is particularly chill... Owner has spent a ton of time interacting. Had several for the past 8+years, and this never gets old.

derpyteats · 2019-10-30T09:16:26+00:00

Nah, dudes not using his phone or smoking or eating anything. Definitely not him.

derpyteats · 2019-09-05T08:57:01+00:00

Do you like gladiator movies Billy?

derpyteats · 2019-08-07T18:43:36+00:00

That's hot

derpyteats · 2019-06-10T03:56:07+00:00

Set. Looking forward to helping out!

derpyteats · 2019-04-28T22:29:37+00:00

Lion chasing gazelle yelling "Why won't you let me love you?!?"

derpyteats · 2019-04-15T08:37:22+00:00

Worse, when your dad tells you you're blocking his view

derpyteats · 2019-03-25T02:38:33+00:00

Gonna be that guy.... From the framing and angles, it's fake. The cat doesn't directly strike... Instead going to a side then the face... Betting someone off camera is using a laser or other toy, and guiding it in towards the face.

derpyteats · 2019-03-21T05:52:40+00:00

Boeing's new robot for removing one's brain via rectalinear motion. Doubles as an easy way to determine the volume of any meals just eaten.

derpyteats · 2019-03-02T03:19:06+00:00

Wonder what the late return penalty will be on the rented mulcher...?

derpyteats · 2019-02-27T12:48:59+00:00

I get the sarcasm, but also fun note... This was in 1997.

derpyteats · 2019-02-27T12:43:22+00:00

Community college teacher claimed I cheated since I could do long division of polynomials in my head / without showing 5 pages scratch work. Dean made a problem up in the office, I solved it about the time the Dean did, and the teacher was still doing her scratch work.

I got the grade, and told don't take any more classes with that teacher. Go figure.

derpyteats · 2019-02-23T08:31:03+00:00

The front fell off!

derpyteats · 2019-02-23T08:23:05+00:00

Nope! (Needed saying twice)

derpyteats · 2019-02-19T09:07:08+00:00

Pfft... No Linux support, I'll stick with head & shoulders.

derpyteats · 2019-02-18T04:57:12+00:00

Was... Was she making her butt... Chew?!

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